The Colbert Report
Season 7 • 01/04/2011
Geoffrey Canada believes America has allowed its schools to fail kids with no consequences.
Snowpocalypse 2010The Colbert ReportS7
Because of a dusting of 30 inches of snow, the NFL postpones a Vikings-Eagles game from Sunday to Tuesday.
Sign Off - Home Improvement TipThe Colbert ReportS7
Fix a leaky roof by hammering the electrical box, moving into a neighbor's house and causing the end of their marriage.
Intro - 1/3/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen looks into charities' possible misuse of funds, uncovers a menace in Florida and asks Ed Rendell how it feels to be the only Democrat leaving office by choice.
Tip/Wag - Susan G. Komen Foundation & Spider-Man MusicalThe Colbert ReportS7
The Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation spends donor funds to sue other charities, and Spider-Man saves Broadway with violent disfigurement.
The Enemy Within - Caboodle RanchThe Colbert ReportS7
In Lee, Florida, Craig Grant trains his 650 cats to take over America's government, law enforcement and failing schools.
Native American OverlordsThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen addresses America's new Indian overlords after President Obama endorses the U.N.'s declaration on the rights of indigenous peoples.
Gold FaithfulThe Colbert ReportS7
Jay the Intern demonstrates how well the gold standard works when he delivers Stephen's coffee and his change.
Sign Off - 12 Dutchmen AnswerThe Colbert ReportS7
Tune in tomorrow when Stephen provides the question to tonight's answer: 12 Dutchmen dangling from a hot air balloon.
Intro - 1/4/11The Colbert ReportS7
Strippers will need stronger g-strings if the dollar gets converted back to gold, and Geoffrey Canada advocates for education reform.
Gold Faithful - Ron Paul & David LeonhardtThe Colbert ReportS7
Ron Paul wants to return to the gold standard, while David Leonhardt explains why Americans don't need to worry about inflation.
Geoffrey CanadaThe Colbert ReportS7
Geoffrey Canada works to educate kids and teach them how to grow up without using violence.
Intro - 1/5/11The Colbert ReportS7
The threat level of America's fruit supply is at orange, and Dr. Atul Gawande wants to reduce health risks in hospitals.
Huckleberry Finn CensorshipThe Colbert ReportS7
NewSouth Books doesn't go far enough with its censorship of "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn."
Sign Off - Dark Side of the MoonThe Colbert ReportS7
If you've been syncing this episode with Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon," now is the time to hit stop and call your nearest rehab center.
Yellowline International, Inc.The Colbert ReportS7
In these uncertain economic times, Yellowline is proud to offer a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to invest in bananas.
What's a Reince Priebus?The Colbert ReportS7
Hopefully, Reince Priebus will run with Senator Saxby Chambliss as part of the Chambliss/Priebus ticket.
Atul GawandeThe Colbert ReportS7
Atul Gawande explains how checklists make flying, surgery and Van Halen shows safer.
Sign Off - Boris the LynxThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen says goodnight with tape on his face and Boris the lynx.
Cheating Death - Placebo Effect, Immortality & Wild LynxThe Colbert ReportS7
A placebo treats gullible bowel syndrome, scientists find a cure for mouse infertility, and a wild lynx will increase the walking speed of elderly patients.
Bill O'Reilly Proves God's Existence - Neil deGrasse TysonThe Colbert ReportS7
Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God, but then Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how tides change.
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