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Stephen's Moral Dimension
Season 5 • 02/23/2009
Stephen tests his moral dimension.
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04:58
The DaColbert Code - Oscar Predictions
The Colbert Report
S5
Instead of watching the movies, Stephen uses the DaColbert Code to pick the Oscar winners.
02/12/2009
04:40
Adam Gopnik
The Colbert Report
S5
Adam Gopnik claims that faith and fear no longer rule our lives because of Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.
02/12/2009
01:43
Goodbye, Conan O'Brien
The Colbert Report
S5
Conan O'Brien has to get his invisible strings from Stephen if he ever wants to do his little dance again.
02/12/2009
06:37
Obama Poster Debate - David Ross and Ed Colbert
The Colbert Report
S5
David Ross and Ed Colbert debate the copyright issues surrounding Shepard Fairey's Obama poster.
02/12/2009
06:47
Exclusive - Stephen's Sexiest Moments
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen explores love and lust with feminists, authors and interns.
02/13/2009
04:40
Stephen's Prayer Day
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen lets a miracle rip on his prayer day.
02/23/2009
04:45
Helen Fisher
The Colbert Report
S5
Helen Fisher describes what happens to your brain when you're in love.
02/23/2009
00:30
Breaded Fish Sticks
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen's bread and fish miraculously become breaded fish sticks.
02/23/2009
00:34
Intro - 2/23/09
The Colbert Report
S5
The economic crisis drives people back to church, and Stephen talks chemistry with matchmaking expert, Helen Fisher.
02/23/2009
05:59
Turning to Religion - Jim Martin
The Colbert Report
S5
Father Jim Martin believes an economic recession lowers people's defenses, making it easier for God to break through.
02/23/2009
01:47
Stephen's Moral Dimension
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen tests his moral dimension to find out if people are praying hard enough.
02/23/2009
00:07
Happy Mardi Gras
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen wishes everyone a happy Mardi Gras.
02/24/2009
04:23
Nailed 'Em - Buffet Crime
The Colbert Report
S5
Dan Linscomb gets hauled off to jail for allegedly sharing from his buffet plate.
02/24/2009
04:50
Cliff Sloan
The Colbert Report
S5
Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law.
02/24/2009
01:54
Mardi Gras Celebrations
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen can't afford to give out a whole string of beads in this economy.
02/24/2009
03:04
1997 Flashback
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen hits the Internet to buy some pets.com stock on his new iMac.
02/24/2009
05:30
Bears & Balls - Company Bailouts
The Colbert Report
S5
Sbarro must cut costs by eliminating expensive ingredients, like cheese and tomatoes.
02/24/2009
00:12
Analog TV
The Colbert Report
S5
Remember, if you are still watching analog TV, you can't see this.
02/25/2009
02:29
Tip/Wag - Gorilla Crabs and Gandhi's Shoes
The Colbert Report
S5
Gorilla's gave human groin spiders, and Gandhi lived in his own "Sex and the Ganges" shoe fantasy.
02/25/2009
06:08
The Word - Ablacknophobia
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen talks about race while passing his hand through an open flame, eating dollar store peanut butter, and getting covered in tarantulas.
02/25/2009
05:37
John Fetterman
The Colbert Report
S5
Mayor John Fetterman believes Braddock, PA is a great place to spend some of the stimulus money.
02/25/2009
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