The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Not Going to Win
Season 10 • 12/14/2005
Howard Dean provides great fodder for GOP attack ads.
Moment of Zen - Bill ClareyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
With a heavy heart, Jon delivers Bill Clarey's Moment of Zen.
Gaywatch - Elton JohnThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Elton John gets married in Britain, though Jon still finds his duck suit more newsworthy.
Christmas with the KranksThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Bill O'Reilly campaigns against the secularization of Christmas by putting those who wish 'Happy Holidays' on the naughty list.
Ex-Mas?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Jason Jones laments that his precious triple-x-mas sales have been relegated to secular holiday porn sales.
Howard SternThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Howard Stern is reenergized by his move to satellite radio, meaning more investigations into the legality of weighing bowel movements.
Tom BrokawThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Tom Brokaw discusses his latest special, "Tom Brokaw Reports: To War and Back," about a platoon of National Guard soldiers who come home from Iraq.
Moment of Zen - SCUBA DiverThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
A man SCUBA diving in a fish tank waves to children.
Intro - Iraqi ElectionsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Jon isn't shy about letting the audience know who he really wants to win the Iraqi election.
Mess O'Potamia - First ResponderThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
With the tide of the Iraq War turning for the worse, President Bush is forced to resort to drastic measures and answer some questions from an unscreened audience.
Trendspotting - Must-Have GiftThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Demetri Martin reviews this year's must-have holiday gift -- Microsoft's Xbox 360.
Not Going to WinThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Republicans jump on Howard Dean's comments saying America can't win the Iraq War.
Until Hell Freezes DoverThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Sadly, the town of Dover, PA's unique geographical features make it easily smiteable.
Daily/Colbert - Feliz NavidadThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report.
This Holiday Season in God - Huey LewisThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Whatever holiday you celebrate, have a Merry Christmas!
Moment of Zen - Huey Lewis and the Fake NewsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Huey Lewis and the Fake News wish all viewers a happy holiday.
Mess O'Potamia - Iraq the VoteThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Purple ink used to mean octopus ejaculate, but now it is the symbol of Iraqi democracy.
Sarah Jessica ParkerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Jon Stewart heard that Sarah Jessica Parker's new movie "The Family Stone" will f**k "King Kong" up.
George PackerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Author George Packer discusses the difference between war actualities in Baghdad and war planning in Washington, D.C.
Headlines - This Is Wire TapThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
President Bush is forgoing the warrants for domestic wiretapping, because he's trying to protect the American people -- like some kind of paternal caregiver, or big brother.
Moment of Zen - Easy WiretapThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
A 1950's advertisement for easy wiretapping.
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