The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Not Going to Win

Season 10 • 12/14/2005

Howard Dean provides great fodder for GOP attack ads.

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Moment of Zen - Bill Clarey

With a heavy heart, Jon delivers Bill Clarey's Moment of Zen.
12/13/2005
03:23

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Gaywatch - Elton John

Elton John gets married in Britain, though Jon still finds his duck suit more newsworthy.
12/13/2005
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Christmas with the Kranks

Bill O'Reilly campaigns against the secularization of Christmas by putting those who wish 'Happy Holidays' on the naughty list.
12/13/2005
03:09

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Ex-Mas?

Jason Jones laments that his precious triple-x-mas sales have been relegated to secular holiday porn sales.
12/13/2005
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Howard Stern

Howard Stern is reenergized by his move to satellite radio, meaning more investigations into the legality of weighing bowel movements.
12/13/2005
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Tom Brokaw

Tom Brokaw discusses his latest special, "Tom Brokaw Reports: To War and Back," about a platoon of National Guard soldiers who come home from Iraq.
12/14/2005
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Moment of Zen - SCUBA Diver

A man SCUBA diving in a fish tank waves to children.
12/14/2005
00:56

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Intro - Iraqi Elections

Jon isn't shy about letting the audience know who he really wants to win the Iraqi election.
12/14/2005
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Mess O'Potamia - First Responder

With the tide of the Iraq War turning for the worse, President Bush is forced to resort to drastic measures and answer some questions from an unscreened audience.
12/14/2005
04:43

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Trendspotting - Must-Have Gift

Demetri Martin reviews this year's must-have holiday gift -- Microsoft's Xbox 360.
12/14/2005
02:20

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Not Going to Win

Republicans jump on Howard Dean's comments saying America can't win the Iraq War.
12/14/2005
04:40

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Until Hell Freezes Dover

Sadly, the town of Dover, PA's unique geographical features make it easily smiteable.
12/15/2005
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Daily/Colbert - Feliz Navidad

Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report.
12/15/2005
06:38

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This Holiday Season in God - Huey Lewis

Whatever holiday you celebrate, have a Merry Christmas!
12/15/2005
00:08

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Moment of Zen - Huey Lewis and the Fake News

Huey Lewis and the Fake News wish all viewers a happy holiday.
12/15/2005
02:26

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Mess O'Potamia - Iraq the Vote

Purple ink used to mean octopus ejaculate, but now it is the symbol of Iraqi democracy.
12/15/2005
04:55

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Sarah Jessica Parker

Jon Stewart heard that Sarah Jessica Parker's new movie "The Family Stone" will f**k "King Kong" up.
12/15/2005
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George Packer

Author George Packer discusses the difference between war actualities in Baghdad and war planning in Washington, D.C.
01/04/2006
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Headlines - This Is Wire Tap

President Bush is forgoing the warrants for domestic wiretapping, because he's trying to protect the American people -- like some kind of paternal caregiver, or big brother.
01/04/2006
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Moment of Zen - Easy Wiretap

A 1950's advertisement for easy wiretapping.
01/04/2006
03:38

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Wiretap Dance

Wiretapping without obtaining a warrant puts the Bush administration next to and at the same height as the law, not above it.
01/04/2006
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