The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 05/02/2006
Stephen doesn't believe losing weight is the right thing to do.
Tip/Wag - ExxonThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wags his finger at Chicago for providing the worst treatment of fowl since Mallard Fillmore's death.
Intro - 5/1/06The Colbert ReportS2
George Clooney speaking out about Darfur is the worst thing to happen since Paul Newman spoke out against the atrocities of the Hidden Valley ranch.
Sign Off - SpamThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen salutes the anniversary of spam e-mail with an addition to his bookshelf.
The Word - Drug-Fueled Sex CrimeThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is upset that George Clooney has taken it upon himself to be politically active instead of escapist and drug-addled.
White House Correspondents' DinnerThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is still excited after coming off one of the greatest weekends of his life at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
Jon MeachamThe Colbert ReportS2
Jon Meacham describes the care the founding fathers took to protect freedom of religious expression without creating a theocracy.
Magic!The Colbert ReportS2
Magician David Blaine is living in a globe of seawater for a week in Lincoln Center.
Stephen for Press SecretaryThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is kidnapped while making his audition tape for White House press secretary.
The Word - Healthy AppetiteThe Colbert ReportS2
America's obesity is something to be embraced -- if you can get your arms around it.
Intro - 5/2/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on America's obesity problem, immigrant rallies and Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee.
Mike HuckabeeThe Colbert ReportS2
Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee talks to Stephen about exercise, crystal meth and deep-fried Twinkies.
Intro - 5/3/06The Colbert ReportS2
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to author Paul Rieckhoff and Congress recommends dismantling FEMA.
The Word - Name GameThe Colbert ReportS2
Deer have been getting into Michael Chertoff's azaleas, so Stephen sends him some deterrent.
Stephen's Sound Advice - Gas PricesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen put 10 cans of creamed corn in his tank, and he didn't get anywhere.
Alan TownThe Colbert ReportS2
Whenever there's a protest, Stephen sends a camera crew down to get some footage. Then he sends that footage to the feds.
Betterer Know a District - Georgia's 11th - Phil Gingrey Bonus EditionThe Colbert ReportS2
The Colbert Report presents Rep. Phil Gingrey in a staged reading of "Gone with the Wind."
Paul RieckhoffThe Colbert ReportS2
The last time Stephen checked, you needed four stars and a condo in Pebble Beach to speak out against the war.
Intro - 5/4/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on Chinese bishops, sits down with Oregon Representative Earl Blumenauer, and discusses golf with Sports Illustrated's Rick Reilly.
National Day of PrayerThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen explains what you can ask God for on the government-sanctioned National Day of Prayer.
Better Know a District - Oregon's 3rd - Earl BlumenauerThe Colbert ReportS2
According to bicycle-loving Congressman Earl Blumenauer, Oregon's 3rd District is an extremely livable community.
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