The Colbert Report

Stephen's Re-Inauguration

Season 9 • 01/21/2013

Stephen mounts a pile of Bibles and swears in as Commander-in-Opposing-the-Chief.

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Akhil Reed Amar

The legal scholar shares his book, "America's Unwritten Constitution: The Precedents and Principles We Live By."
01/17/2013
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Corporate Scamwich

Two New York Post reporters expose a massive corporate conspiracy through an investigative journalism technique known as lunch.
01/17/2013
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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
01/17/2013
05:03

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Porn Names & Porn Lawsuits

Megyn Kelly's porn name is not as good of a porn name as "Megyn Kelly," and a major adult filmmaker challenges L.A.'s condom law for porn actors.
01/17/2013
02:52

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Obama's Gun Grab

Since King Gun Snatcher the Magnificent knew his gun policies weren't going to pass the smell test, he stoops to surrounding himself with children during his speech.
01/17/2013
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Intro - 1/21/13

The Presidential Inauguration kicks off, America gets the flu, and The Atlantic's Ta-Nehisi Coates talks about Obama's next four years.
01/21/2013
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Obama's Second Inauguration

The President swears in on Lincoln's Bible to ride the popularity of Spielberg's blockbuster, and inaugural guest James Taylor signifies how far America has come as a nation.
01/21/2013
05:43

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Ta-Nehisi Coates

Ta-Nehisi Coates discusses President Obama's reelection, the Black Panther Party and Michelle Obama's youthful hairdo.
01/21/2013
05:54

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ThreatDown - Flu, Kate Middleton, Vomiting Robots, Superintelligent Gonorrhea, Bears

America quarantines children, Kate Middleton popularizes puking, British researchers create a projectile vomiting robot, and gonorrhea outsmarts drugs.
01/21/2013
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Sign Off - Hotel Bibles

Stephen stretches out on a bed of inauguration Bibles from Lincoln, NE.
01/21/2013
01:30

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Stephen's Re-Inauguration

Stephen pledges to defend the Constitution and ensure that Barack Obama is a one two-term president.
01/21/2013
07:48

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Exclusive - Kathryn Bigelow Extended Interview

In this unedited, extended interview, Kathryn Bigelow defends the firsthand accounts which informed "Zero Dark Thirty" and its portrayal of enhanced interrogation tactics.
01/22/2013
05:29

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Dustin Hoffman's Bad News

Dustin Hoffman cuts Stephen's character from "Quartet," so Stephen gets even.
01/22/2013
05:26

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Kathryn Bigelow

The Academy Award-winning director discusses the Senate investigation into "Zero Dark Thirty" and the hot-button issue of torture.
01/22/2013
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Sign Off - "Zero Dark Thirty" & "Quartet"

Stephen reprises his role in Dustin Hoffman's film.
01/22/2013
04:52

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Obama's Inauguration & Class Warfare

Fox News knocks Obama's "big government" speech and uses "Downton Abbey" to prove that America loves wealthy aristocrats.
01/22/2013
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The Word - Win, Lose, or Redraw

Since the losing party never gets to pick the president, Republican legislators propose allocating electoral college votes by congressional district.
01/22/2013
05:41

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Tip/Wag - Montpelier School District, TheAtlasphere.com & Florida Officials

An Ohio school arms its janitors, The Atlasphere helps Ayn Rand lovers find love, and Florida addresses its python problem.
01/23/2013
00:07

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
01/23/2013
02:59

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Alpha Dog of the Week - Virginia State Senate Republicans

Republicans push a redrawn state political map past Democrats by introducing it on a day when one Democrat was off attending Obama's inauguration.
01/23/2013
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Beyonce's Lip-Gate

America was led to believe that Beyonce had delivered the most stirring rendition of the national anthem since Francis Scott Key sang it at the first Super Bowl.
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