The Colbert Report
Season 9 • 08/12/2013
Democratic Senator Sheldon Whitehouse explains why he's suited to pick America's virtuous quotes.
The Colbert ReportS9 Hollywood Heroes
John Malkovich saves an old man's life, and Kate Winslet pulls Richard Branson's mom out of a fire.
The Colbert ReportS9 Hollywood Heroes - Matt Damon
Matt Damon happens upon Stephen in the break room and chats about his futuristic film, "Elysium."
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - "Fifty Shades of Grey"
Stephen reads a great American novel.
The Colbert ReportS9 Ganjay Supta
CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta changes his opinion on pot legalization.
The Colbert ReportS9 Colum McCann
"TransAtlantic" author Colum McCann talks about the great Irish novel, St. Patrick's Day and his cross-country bike ride.
The Colbert ReportS9 Better Know a District - New Jersey's 12th - Rush Holt
New Jersey Congressman and Jeopardy winner Rush Holt discusses the importance of science education, excluding astrology.
The Colbert ReportS9 Innocent Tourist Mistake
An American tourist snaps the finger off a 600-year-old Italian statue while trying to compare hand size.
The Colbert ReportS9 Better Know a District - New Jersey's 12th
New Jersey's 12th congressional district is home to Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, meaning that Clarence Thomas insists he's from there, too.
The Colbert ReportS9 Badonkadonk Journalism
The Today Show gives Flo Rida a forum for discussing his love of big, juicy butts.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sheldon Whitehouse
Senator Sheldon Whitehouse shares his book, "On Virtues: Quotations and Insights to Live a Full, Honorable, and Truly American Life."
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - "The Better Angels of Our Nature"
Stephen reads Steven Pinker's book on how violence has declined.
The Colbert ReportS9 John Lewis Pt. 1
Civil rights pioneer John Lewis remembers the March on Washington and the 1965 Selma march.
The Colbert ReportS9 John Lewis Pt. 2
Thanks to Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King Jr., Congressman John Lewis has been getting in trouble for more than 53 years.
The Colbert ReportS9 TSA Expansion Program
Despite rises in agent misconduct, the TSA invades stadiums and passenger trains.
The Colbert ReportS9 TSA Expansion Program - Steven Pinker
Neuroscientist Steven Pinker shares his book, "The Better Angels of Our Nature: Why Violence Has Declined."
The Colbert ReportS9 Stop-and-Frisk & Mandatory Minimums
An unelected activist judge rejects New York City's stop-and-frisk program on the bizarre theory that minorities have a constitutional right not to be manhandled.
The Colbert ReportS9 People Who Are Destroying America - Johnny Cummings
Openly gay Mayor Johnny Cummings helps Vicco, KY, become the smallest U.S. town to pass an LGBT fairness ordinance.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics
The International Olympic Committee responds to Russia's anti-gay propaganda law by asking gay athletes to knock it off for a couple of weeks.
The Colbert ReportS9 Kevin Spacey
"House of Cards" actor Kevin Spacey explains why he should get an award for TV even though his show is on the Internet.
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