The Colbert Report
Season 9 • 08/12/2013
Democratic Senator Sheldon Whitehouse explains why he's suited to pick America's virtuous quotes.
Hollywood HeroesThe Colbert ReportS9
John Malkovich saves an old man's life, and Kate Winslet pulls Richard Branson's mom out of a fire.
Hollywood Heroes - Matt DamonThe Colbert ReportS9
Matt Damon happens upon Stephen in the break room and chats about his futuristic film, "Elysium."
Sign Off - "Fifty Shades of Grey"The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen reads a great American novel.
Ganjay SuptaThe Colbert ReportS9
CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta changes his opinion on pot legalization.
Colum McCannThe Colbert ReportS9
"TransAtlantic" author Colum McCann talks about the great Irish novel, St. Patrick's Day and his cross-country bike ride.
Better Know a District - New Jersey's 12th - Rush HoltThe Colbert ReportS9
New Jersey Congressman and Jeopardy winner Rush Holt discusses the importance of science education, excluding astrology.
Innocent Tourist MistakeThe Colbert ReportS9
An American tourist snaps the finger off a 600-year-old Italian statue while trying to compare hand size.
Better Know a District - New Jersey's 12thThe Colbert ReportS9
New Jersey's 12th congressional district is home to Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, meaning that Clarence Thomas insists he's from there, too.
Badonkadonk JournalismThe Colbert ReportS9
The Today Show gives Flo Rida a forum for discussing his love of big, juicy butts.
Sheldon WhitehouseThe Colbert ReportS9
Senator Sheldon Whitehouse shares his book, "On Virtues: Quotations and Insights to Live a Full, Honorable, and Truly American Life."
Sign Off - "The Better Angels of Our Nature"The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen reads Steven Pinker's book on how violence has declined.
John Lewis Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS9
Civil rights pioneer John Lewis remembers the March on Washington and the 1965 Selma march.
John Lewis Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS9
Thanks to Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King Jr., Congressman John Lewis has been getting in trouble for more than 53 years.
TSA Expansion ProgramThe Colbert ReportS9
Despite rises in agent misconduct, the TSA invades stadiums and passenger trains.
TSA Expansion Program - Steven PinkerThe Colbert ReportS9
Neuroscientist Steven Pinker shares his book, "The Better Angels of Our Nature: Why Violence Has Declined."
Stop-and-Frisk & Mandatory MinimumsThe Colbert ReportS9
An unelected activist judge rejects New York City's stop-and-frisk program on the bizarre theory that minorities have a constitutional right not to be manhandled.
People Who Are Destroying America - Johnny CummingsThe Colbert ReportS9
Openly gay Mayor Johnny Cummings helps Vicco, KY, become the smallest U.S. town to pass an LGBT fairness ordinance.
Sochi 2014 Winter OlympicsThe Colbert ReportS9
The International Olympic Committee responds to Russia's anti-gay propaganda law by asking gay athletes to knock it off for a couple of weeks.
Kevin SpaceyThe Colbert ReportS9
"House of Cards" actor Kevin Spacey explains why he should get an award for TV even though his show is on the Internet.
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