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Season 9 • 08/12/2013
Democratic Senator Sheldon Whitehouse explains why he's suited to pick America's virtuous quotes.
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01:51
Hollywood Heroes
The Colbert Report
S9
John Malkovich saves an old man's life, and Kate Winslet pulls Richard Branson's mom out of a fire.
08/08/2013
05:11
Hollywood Heroes - Matt Damon
The Colbert Report
S9
Matt Damon happens upon Stephen in the break room and chats about his futuristic film, "Elysium."
08/08/2013
00:07
Sign Off - "Fifty Shades of Grey"
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen reads a great American novel.
08/08/2013
02:54
Ganjay Supta
The Colbert Report
S9
CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta changes his opinion on pot legalization.
08/08/2013
05:43
Colum McCann
The Colbert Report
S9
"TransAtlantic" author Colum McCann talks about the great Irish novel, St. Patrick's Day and his cross-country bike ride.
08/08/2013
07:13
Better Know a District - New Jersey's 12th - Rush Holt
The Colbert Report
S9
New Jersey Congressman and Jeopardy winner Rush Holt discusses the importance of science education, excluding astrology.
08/12/2013
02:55
Innocent Tourist Mistake
The Colbert Report
S9
An American tourist snaps the finger off a 600-year-old Italian statue while trying to compare hand size.
08/12/2013
02:06
Better Know a District - New Jersey's 12th
The Colbert Report
S9
New Jersey's 12th congressional district is home to Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, meaning that Clarence Thomas insists he's from there, too.
08/12/2013
03:08
Badonkadonk Journalism
The Colbert Report
S9
The Today Show gives Flo Rida a forum for discussing his love of big, juicy butts.
08/12/2013
00:06
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen gets down to business.
08/12/2013
05:22
Sheldon Whitehouse
The Colbert Report
S9
Senator Sheldon Whitehouse shares his book, "On Virtues: Quotations and Insights to Live a Full, Honorable, and Truly American Life."
08/12/2013
00:07
Sign Off - "The Better Angels of Our Nature"
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen reads Steven Pinker's book on how violence has declined.
08/13/2013
05:13
John Lewis Pt. 1
The Colbert Report
S9
Civil rights pioneer John Lewis remembers the March on Washington and the 1965 Selma march.
08/13/2013
04:26
John Lewis Pt. 2
The Colbert Report
S9
Thanks to Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King Jr., Congressman John Lewis has been getting in trouble for more than 53 years.
08/13/2013
03:06
TSA Expansion Program
The Colbert Report
S9
Despite rises in agent misconduct, the TSA invades stadiums and passenger trains.
08/13/2013
04:45
TSA Expansion Program - Steven Pinker
The Colbert Report
S9
Neuroscientist Steven Pinker shares his book, "The Better Angels of Our Nature: Why Violence Has Declined."
08/13/2013
02:59
Stop-and-Frisk & Mandatory Minimums
The Colbert Report
S9
An unelected activist judge rejects New York City's stop-and-frisk program on the bizarre theory that minorities have a constitutional right not to be manhandled.
08/13/2013
07:44
People Who Are Destroying America - Johnny Cummings
The Colbert Report
S9
Openly gay Mayor Johnny Cummings helps Vicco, KY, become the smallest U.S. town to pass an LGBT fairness ordinance.
08/14/2013
03:18
Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics
The Colbert Report
S9
The International Olympic Committee responds to Russia's anti-gay propaganda law by asking gay athletes to knock it off for a couple of weeks.
08/14/2013
05:41
Kevin Spacey
The Colbert Report
S9
"House of Cards" actor Kevin Spacey explains why he should get an award for TV even though his show is on the Internet.
08/14/2013
02:48
Big Mother Government
The Colbert Report
S9
The White House hires "nudge" experts to influence Americans' behavior and to get Joe Biden to stop drinking from the toilet.
08/14/2013
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