The Colbert Report

Stephen's Sound Advice - Avoiding Humiliation on the Campaign Trail

Season 3 • 02/26/2007

With more people running for president than ever before, it's never been easier to lose.

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The 365 Most Influential Cultural Figures of 2007 - Candice Bergen

Stephen is so keyed up for his being prayed for next week, he just can't stop thinking about it -- so he asks Candice Bergen what her prayer day was like.
02/15/2007
05:43

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Shashi Tharoor

Shashi Tharoor explains that the UN consists of more than a bunch of blue-helmeted refugee-huggers.
02/15/2007
05:13

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Better Know a District - Arkansas' 2nd - Vic Snyder

Representative Vic Snyder refuses to donate some of his mustache hairs to help cure little children of their diseases.
02/15/2007
01:22

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Helen Thomas's Chair

There's going to be a new chair in the front row of the White House press room, and Fox and Friends wants it -- and Helen Thomas's too.
02/15/2007
00:31

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Intro - 2/15/07

Stephen explores the power of prayer, Arkansas's 2nd district, and why former undersecretary of the UN Shashi Tharoor will have to start paying his parking tickets.
02/15/2007
04:52

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The 365 Most Influential Cultural Figures of 2007 - J.J. Abrams

Stephen makes Mastermedia International's list of the 365 most influential cultural figures its members can pray for each day.
02/15/2007
05:41

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Zev Chafets

Stephen and author Zev Chafets get to the bottom of which of the two of them is the most Jewish.
02/26/2007
00:31

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Sign Off - The Stupidest Person in the World

It's Monday night, and that means one thing -- it's time for The Stupidest Person in the World.
02/26/2007
00:35

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Intro - 2/26/07

The British announce plans to cut and run, Tom Vilsack drops out of the presidential race, and Zev Chafets angles for a Christmas present.
02/26/2007
03:07

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The Word - Success

The Bush administration views Tony Blair's removal of British troops from Iraq as a sign of the war's success.
02/26/2007
05:41

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Stephen's Sound Advice - Avoiding Humiliation on the Campaign Trail

With more people running for president than ever before, it's never been easier to lose.
02/26/2007
05:13

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Craig Venter

Stephen asks Dr. Craig Venter to sequence Stephen's genetic code in exchange for the free advertising Venter's getting by being on the show.
02/27/2007
00:32

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Intro - 2/27/07

Stephen questions whether assault rifles be used for hunting, Steagle Colbeagle the eagle receives an honor, and guest Dr. Craig Venter discusses genetic engineering.
02/27/2007
02:46

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Dead to Me - Raptors

Steagle Colbeagle is twice the mascot the Toronto Raptor will ever be.
02/27/2007
01:41

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Tip/Wag - Bilk

Bilk (a combo of milk and beer) is the most blatant example of marketing alcohol to children since St. Pauli baby.
02/27/2007
05:15

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Gore's Garbage

When Hannity and Colmes couldn't get Al Gore on their show to answer charges of excessive energy consumption, they attacked the next logical person: Daryl Hannah.
02/27/2007
04:47

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The Word - Recoil

Jim Zumbo is making distinctions among guns based on their appearance -- that's called discrimination.
02/27/2007
07:06

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Nina Jablonski

Stephen walks anthropologist Nina Jablonski through his skin care regimen.
02/28/2007
00:29

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Intro - 2/28/07

Anthropologist Nina Jablonski stops by to talk about skin, and attend Stephen's $10,000 a plate dinner to find out if it's getting too expensive to run for President.
02/28/2007
01:22

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Obama vs. Colbert

"The Audacity of Hope" isn't quite as powerful as the Audacity of Stephen.
02/28/2007
02:09

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David Geffen the Intern?

David Geffen, how would you like to be an intern on The Colbert Report?
02/28/2007
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