The Colbert Report
Stephen's Sound Advice - Avoiding Humiliation on the Campaign Trail
Season 3 E 25 • 02/26/2007
With more people running for president than ever before, it's never been easier to lose.

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02:04
The Colbert ReportS3 E24
The 365 Most Influential Cultural Figures of 2007 - Candice Bergen
Stephen is so keyed up for his being prayed for next week, he just can't stop thinking about it -- so he asks Candice Bergen what her prayer day was like.
02/15/2007
05:43
The Colbert ReportS3 E24
Shashi Tharoor
Shashi Tharoor explains that the UN consists of more than a bunch of blue-helmeted refugee-huggers.
02/15/2007
05:13
The Colbert ReportS3 E24
Better Know a District - Arkansas' 2nd - Vic Snyder
Representative Vic Snyder refuses to donate some of his mustache hairs to help cure little children of their diseases.
02/15/2007
01:22
The Colbert ReportS3 E24
Helen Thomas's Chair
There's going to be a new chair in the front row of the White House press room, and Fox and Friends wants it -- and Helen Thomas's too.
02/15/2007
00:31
The Colbert ReportS3 E24
Intro - 2/15/07
Stephen explores the power of prayer, Arkansas's 2nd district, and why former undersecretary of the UN Shashi Tharoor will have to start paying his parking tickets.
02/15/2007
04:52
The Colbert ReportS3 E24
The 365 Most Influential Cultural Figures of 2007 - J.J. Abrams
Stephen makes Mastermedia International's list of the 365 most influential cultural figures its members can pray for each day.
02/15/2007
05:41
The Colbert ReportS3 E25
Zev Chafets
Stephen and author Zev Chafets get to the bottom of which of the two of them is the most Jewish.
02/26/2007
00:31
The Colbert ReportS3 E25
Sign Off - The Stupidest Person in the World
It's Monday night, and that means one thing -- it's time for The Stupidest Person in the World.
02/26/2007
00:35
The Colbert ReportS3 E25
Intro - 2/26/07
The British announce plans to cut and run, Tom Vilsack drops out of the presidential race, and Zev Chafets angles for a Christmas present.
02/26/2007
03:07
The Colbert ReportS3 E25
The Word - Success
The Bush administration views Tony Blair's removal of British troops from Iraq as a sign of the war's success.
02/26/2007
05:41
The Colbert ReportS3 E25
Stephen's Sound Advice - Avoiding Humiliation on the Campaign Trail
With more people running for president than ever before, it's never been easier to lose.
02/26/2007
05:13
The Colbert ReportS3 E26
Craig Venter
Stephen asks Dr. Craig Venter to sequence Stephen's genetic code in exchange for the free advertising Venter's getting by being on the show.
02/27/2007
00:32
The Colbert ReportS3 E26
Intro - 2/27/07
Stephen questions whether assault rifles be used for hunting, Steagle Colbeagle the eagle receives an honor, and guest Dr. Craig Venter discusses genetic engineering.
02/27/2007
02:46
The Colbert ReportS3 E26
Dead to Me - Raptors
Steagle Colbeagle is twice the mascot the Toronto Raptor will ever be.
02/27/2007
01:41
The Colbert ReportS3 E26
Tip/Wag - Bilk
Bilk (a combo of milk and beer) is the most blatant example of marketing alcohol to children since St. Pauli baby.
02/27/2007
05:15
The Colbert ReportS3 E26
Gore's Garbage
When Hannity and Colmes couldn't get Al Gore on their show to answer charges of excessive energy consumption, they attacked the next logical person: Daryl Hannah.
02/27/2007
04:47
The Colbert ReportS3 E26
The Word - Recoil
Jim Zumbo is making distinctions among guns based on their appearance -- that's called discrimination.
02/27/2007
07:06
The Colbert ReportS3 E27
Nina Jablonski
Stephen walks anthropologist Nina Jablonski through his skin care regimen.
02/28/2007
00:29
The Colbert ReportS3 E27
Intro - 2/28/07
Anthropologist Nina Jablonski stops by to talk about skin, and attend Stephen's $10,000 a plate dinner to find out if it's getting too expensive to run for President.
02/28/2007
01:22
The Colbert ReportS3 E27
Obama vs. Colbert
"The Audacity of Hope" isn't quite as powerful as the Audacity of Stephen.
02/28/2007
02:09
The Colbert ReportS3 E27
David Geffen the Intern?
David Geffen, how would you like to be an intern on The Colbert Report?
02/28/2007
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