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Stephen's Sound Advice - Avoiding Humiliation on the Campaign Trail
Season 3 E 25 • 02/26/2007
With more people running for president than ever before, it's never been easier to lose.
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02:04
The Colbert Report
S3 E24
The 365 Most Influential Cultural Figures of 2007 - Candice Bergen
Stephen is so keyed up for his being prayed for next week, he just can't stop thinking about it -- so he asks Candice Bergen what her prayer day was like.
02/15/2007
05:43
The Colbert Report
S3 E24
Shashi Tharoor
Shashi Tharoor explains that the UN consists of more than a bunch of blue-helmeted refugee-huggers.
02/15/2007
05:13
The Colbert Report
S3 E24
Better Know a District - Arkansas' 2nd - Vic Snyder
Representative Vic Snyder refuses to donate some of his mustache hairs to help cure little children of their diseases.
02/15/2007
01:22
The Colbert Report
S3 E24
Helen Thomas's Chair
There's going to be a new chair in the front row of the White House press room, and Fox and Friends wants it -- and Helen Thomas's too.
02/15/2007
00:31
The Colbert Report
S3 E24
Intro - 2/15/07
Stephen explores the power of prayer, Arkansas's 2nd district, and why former undersecretary of the UN Shashi Tharoor will have to start paying his parking tickets.
02/15/2007
04:52
The Colbert Report
S3 E24
The 365 Most Influential Cultural Figures of 2007 - J.J. Abrams
Stephen makes Mastermedia International's list of the 365 most influential cultural figures its members can pray for each day.
02/15/2007
05:41
The Colbert Report
S3 E25
Zev Chafets
Stephen and author Zev Chafets get to the bottom of which of the two of them is the most Jewish.
02/26/2007
00:31
The Colbert Report
S3 E25
Sign Off - The Stupidest Person in the World
It's Monday night, and that means one thing -- it's time for The Stupidest Person in the World.
02/26/2007
00:35
The Colbert Report
S3 E25
Intro - 2/26/07
The British announce plans to cut and run, Tom Vilsack drops out of the presidential race, and Zev Chafets angles for a Christmas present.
02/26/2007
03:07
The Colbert Report
S3 E25
The Word - Success
The Bush administration views Tony Blair's removal of British troops from Iraq as a sign of the war's success.
02/26/2007
05:41
The Colbert Report
S3 E25
Stephen's Sound Advice - Avoiding Humiliation on the Campaign Trail
With more people running for president than ever before, it's never been easier to lose.
02/26/2007
05:13
The Colbert Report
S3 E26
Craig Venter
Stephen asks Dr. Craig Venter to sequence Stephen's genetic code in exchange for the free advertising Venter's getting by being on the show.
02/27/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3 E26
Intro - 2/27/07
Stephen questions whether assault rifles be used for hunting, Steagle Colbeagle the eagle receives an honor, and guest Dr. Craig Venter discusses genetic engineering.
02/27/2007
02:46
The Colbert Report
S3 E26
Dead to Me - Raptors
Steagle Colbeagle is twice the mascot the Toronto Raptor will ever be.
02/27/2007
01:41
The Colbert Report
S3 E26
Tip/Wag - Bilk
Bilk (a combo of milk and beer) is the most blatant example of marketing alcohol to children since St. Pauli baby.
02/27/2007
05:15
The Colbert Report
S3 E26
Gore's Garbage
When Hannity and Colmes couldn't get Al Gore on their show to answer charges of excessive energy consumption, they attacked the next logical person: Daryl Hannah.
02/27/2007
04:47
The Colbert Report
S3 E26
The Word - Recoil
Jim Zumbo is making distinctions among guns based on their appearance -- that's called discrimination.
02/27/2007
07:06
The Colbert Report
S3 E27
Nina Jablonski
Stephen walks anthropologist Nina Jablonski through his skin care regimen.
02/28/2007
00:29
The Colbert Report
S3 E27
Intro - 2/28/07
Anthropologist Nina Jablonski stops by to talk about skin, and attend Stephen's $10,000 a plate dinner to find out if it's getting too expensive to run for President.
02/28/2007
01:22
The Colbert Report
S3 E27
Obama vs. Colbert
"The Audacity of Hope" isn't quite as powerful as the Audacity of Stephen.
02/28/2007
02:09
The Colbert Report
S3 E27
David Geffen the Intern?
David Geffen, how would you like to be an intern on The Colbert Report?
02/28/2007
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