The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me Anything

Season 5 • 01/15/2001

Vance DeGeneres reports that President George W. Bush doesn't feel pressured to "know stuff".

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04:15

Slimming Down with Steve - Problem Areas
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Fat ass, butterball, fatty piece of crap -- these are some of the kinder ways of referring to the overweight.
01/11/2001
04:20

Julia Stiles
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Julia Stiles wanted to go to college to keep a perspective outside of Hollywood and go to frat parties.
01/11/2001
04:58

Headlines - Lord of the Spanish Flies
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"Temptation Island" employs the same sort of random scientific methodology that produced penicillin -- or at least the need for penicillin.
01/11/2001
01:13

Temptation Island Pt. 1
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Vance DeGeneres can't join the singles in Temptation Island's clothing optional hot tub until he's off the clock.
01/11/2001
00:17

Moment of Zen - Monkey Hump
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A small monkey humps Larry King's arm.
01/15/2001
03:36

Natural Porn Killer
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An interior designer feels gaudy furniture is ruining otherwise high quality man on man action.
01/15/2001
04:02

Willem Dafoe
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Willem Dafoe discusses his latest movie and shooting it in Luxemburg.
01/15/2001
02:16

This Just In - Gates People Play
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Microsoft unveils new products, buy them now before they are forcibly implanted into your spinal cord.
01/15/2001
03:11

Tenacious DNA
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The world of animal genetics reels as two breakthroughs signal hope in the fight to fix the inadequate process known as evolution.
01/15/2001
01:37

Mister Christian
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John Ashcroft is expected to emerge from the Senate Confirmation Hearings with enough support from Jesus to become the next Attorney General.
01/15/2001
02:21

Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me Anything
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Vance DeGeneres reports that President George W. Bush makes decisions based on emotional intelligence, like a golden retriever.
01/15/2001
00:33

Recap - 1/16/01
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Jon recaps the top story of Bush's speech at a Texas school honoring Martin Luther King Jr.
01/16/2001
00:21

Moment of Zen - Martin Luther King Jr. Speech
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Bush speaks to Texas students about Martin Luther King Jr.
01/16/2001
02:28

Back In Black - Bush's Cabinet Nominees
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Bush speaks about his cabinet nominees in a short, simple, and succinct manner -- just the way his daddy taught him.
01/16/2001
01:14

Intro - 1/16/01
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George W. Bush's inauguration is coming up, and Jon can't wait for the Texans to dress up.
01/16/2001
03:02

Headlines - Blaxploitation
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President-elect Bush honors civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. by speaking at a Texas school.
01/16/2001
01:11

Radar Love
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As a mother it's hard to shop for a hip new halter that doesn't make you look like a whore and keep track of your child at the same time.
01/16/2001
03:36

Passing The Buck
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They say money makes the world go 'round, but does it also spread Hepatitis C and Chlamydia?
01/16/2001
06:22

Tim Robbins
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At school people tell Tim Robbins' kids that "if they smoke they'll die" and Tim thinks that's propaganda.
01/16/2001
00:44

Bill Clinton will be Missed
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Stephen Colbert reads what Bill Clinton wrote on his reporter's pad.
01/17/2001
04:16

Headlines - Grilled White Bread
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Senator Strom Thurmond drops by John Ashcroft's confirmation hearing all dressed up and ready to set a spell.
01/17/2001
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