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Season 8 • 10/27/2011

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01:40

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Steve Jobs' Biography

As with the iPhone and iPad, Stephen was the first in line to buy Steve Jobs' biography.
10/25/2011
00:08

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Sign Off - Enjoying Americone Dream

Stephen savors spoonfuls of Americone Dream and says goodnight.
10/25/2011
07:50

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Herman Cain's Campaign Ad

Herman Cain's ad sends the message that he doesn't just want to be the president of the United States, he wants to be the president of flavor country.
10/25/2011
03:07

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Whales Aren't People

PETA files a lawsuit claiming that whale performers have Constitutional rights.
10/26/2011
05:44

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Exclusive - Hey! Remember This, Alabama?

In this web-only exclusive, Stephen shares with Congress his vast experience spending one day as a migrant farm worker.
10/26/2011
06:34

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Taylor Branch

Pulitzer Prize-winning author Taylor Branch describes the NCAA as a cartel that hoards the billions of dollars generated by unpaid college athletes.
10/26/2011
00:30

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Intro - 10/26/11

A new immigration law has unintended consequences, Halloween horror strikes, and Taylor Branch believes that college athletes should get paid.
10/26/2011
03:31

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War on Halloween - Costume Swapping & Jesus Ween

Planet huggers turn America's Almond Joy into almond shame, and a Christian group in Texas hands out Bibles instead of candy.
10/26/2011
06:00

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Alabama's Migrant Workers

Alabama tries to free up farm jobs for Americans by strengthening immigration laws, but there's a small hiccup in the plan.
10/26/2011
00:49

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Sign Off - Don't Buy These Books

Stephen calls on Colbert Nation not to buy The Report's writing staff's books "Sad Monsters" and "Bad for the Jews."
10/26/2011
01:00

The Colbert ReportS8
Colbert Super PAC Ad - Ball Gag

Colbert Super PAC stands behind Mark Cuban, who may or may not stand behind Colbert Super PAC.
10/27/2011
06:18

The Colbert ReportS8
Sport Report - NFL Fines & Colbert Super PAC's Second NBA Lockout Ad

The NFL fines Troy Polamalu for concussion-dialing his wife on the sideline, and Stephen debuts the second pro-NBA-owner Colbert Super PAC ad.
10/27/2011
04:41

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Toby Keith

Country music star Toby Keith takes on globalization and helps Stephen get the "ho"s out of America.
10/27/2011
00:39

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Intro - 10/27/11

Police crack down on Occupy Wall Street protesters, new developments emerge from the NBA lockout, and country musician Toby Keith discusses his USO shows.
10/27/2011
04:29

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Shockupy Wall Street Fad

Occupy Wall Street protesters have a right to peacefully assemble, and the police have a right to disassemble them into pieces.
10/27/2011
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen signs off by saying goodnight.
10/31/2011
05:17

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Neil MacGregor

Director of the British Museum Neil MacGregor explores the significance of historical objects.
10/31/2011
02:15

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Sexy Costume Discrimination

How dare costume-makers single out women for debasing when guys would love to get slutty, too.
10/31/2011
07:20

The Colbert ReportS8
Colbert Super PAC - Stephen Colbert Occupies Occupy Wall Street Pt. 1

Stephen heads to Wall Street to gain the trust of Occupy Wall Street protesters and take over the movement.
10/31/2011
03:17

The Colbert ReportS8
Tip/Wag - Gun Freedom & Healthcare Bartering

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker allows concealed weapons in the state capitol building, and True North lets low-income patients trade services for healthcare.
10/31/2011
02:23

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Colbert Super PAC - Occupy Wall Street Co-Optportunity

If Dick Armey's FreedomWorks can co-opt the Tea Party, then the Colbert Super PAC can co-opt Occupy Wall Street.
10/31/2011
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