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Flamboyant Sandy & Federal Relief Debate

Season 9 • 10/31/2012

Hurricane Sandy gives Obama a boost while Romney supports state-run and for-profit relief ventures.

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00:08

Sign Off - Murderer Skull Model
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Stephen's scientific skull model dons a baseball cap.
10/25/2012
04:18

Mitch Daniels Pt. 1
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Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels shares his book, "Keeping the Republic: Saving America by Trusting Americans," and endorses Stephen's book, "America Again."
10/25/2012
02:56

Voting & Hormones
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CNN pulls a study that says women will vote for more liberal candidates when they are ovulating.
10/25/2012
03:03

Mitch Daniels Pt. 2
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Republican Governor Mitch Daniels explains his vow of political celibacy and encourages Stephen to visit Purdue University.
10/25/2012
00:32

Intro - 10/25/12
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Scientific methods predict the election winner, America gets ready for Halloween, and Republican Governor Mitch Daniels talks Indiana.
10/25/2012
06:30

Lilly Ledbetter
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Lilly Ledbetter discusses her book, "Grace and Grit: My Fight for Equal Pay and Fairness at Goodyear and Beyond."
10/31/2012
04:51

Hurricane Sandy's Aftermath
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Hurricane Sandy devastates 60 million Americans and seven subway tunnels, which means it could be weeks before they're able to restore the scent of urine down there.
10/31/2012
00:11

Sign Off - American Red Cross - Hurricane Sandy
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Help out Hurricane Sandy victims by texting REDCROSS to 90999.
10/31/2012
03:27

Hurricane Sandy & Election Day
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Mitt Romney hosts a storm relief not-campaign event in Ohio, and President Obama tours New Jersey's hurricane damage.
10/31/2012
03:38

Donald Trump's October Surprise Extension
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Donald Trump responds to Hurricane Sandy's vast devastation by granting President Obama a few extra hours to photocopy his college records.
10/31/2012
02:20

Flamboyant Sandy & Federal Relief Debate
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Hurricane Sandy's gender-ambiguous agenda is to make the federal government look necessary, but Mitt Romney knows that disaster aid belongs to the states.
10/31/2012
00:13

Sign Off - American Red Cross - Hurricane Sandy
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Help out Hurricane Sandy victims by texting REDCROSS to 90999.
11/01/2012
05:57

David Byrne & St. Vincent
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New York rockers David Byrne and St. Vincent discuss Hurricane Sandy, brass ensembles and their collaborative album, "Love This Giant."
11/01/2012
06:04

Tip/Wag - Constant Documentation & Billy Graham
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Swedish inventors design a clip-on camera that clicks every 30 seconds, and Reverend Billy Graham disencultifies Mormonism after meeting with Mitt Romney.
11/01/2012
03:32

Hurricane Sandy Traffic Ordeal
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While millions face power loss after the hurricane, nothing compares to Stephen's insufferable morning commute.
11/01/2012
00:33

Intro - 11/1/12
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New York deals with Hurricane Sandy's aftermath, Mitt Romney scores an unlikely endorsement, and David Byrne and St. Vincent plug their album, "Love This Giant."
11/01/2012
05:01

Nate Silver
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New York Times blogger Nate Silver shares his book, "The Signal and the Noise: Why So Many Predictions Fail -- but Some Don't."
11/05/2012
04:17

Colbert Super PAC - Severe Candidate Warning
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A vortex of pandering threatens undecided female voters, and Mitt Romney proves how influential Colbert Super PAC has been in the election.
11/05/2012
00:07

Sign Off - Go Vote!
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Stephen urges Colbert Nation to go out and vote.
11/05/2012
02:12

Shame-Based Campaigning
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President Obama and Mitt Romney remain tied among likely voters, so both camps use data mining to turn out the vote.
11/05/2012
05:10

Shame-Based Campaigning - Sasha Issenberg
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Journalist Sasha Issenberg explains how campaigns exploit thousands of data points to guilt-trip people to the polls.
11/05/2012
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