The Colbert Report

Intro - 9/26/13

Season 9 • 09/26/2013

Cable news reintroduces a classic series, and Chris Fischer researches sharks.

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04:13

The Colbert ReportS9
Metallica

Lars Ulrich, James Hetfield, Robert Trujillo and Kirk Hammett talk about being angry in your 50s and performing on television.
09/24/2013
06:51

The Colbert ReportS9
Joseph Gordon-Levitt

"Don Jon" director Joseph Gordon-Levitt examines what porn and romantic comedies have in common.
09/25/2013
06:00

The Colbert ReportS9
Sport Report - Cranium Coddlers & San Francisco Street Chess - Floyd Mayweather

The NCAA wussifies America by penalizing illegal football hits, and boxing champion Floyd Mayweather explains the dangers of street chess.
09/25/2013
03:13

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Ted Cruz's Obamacare "Filibuster"

During his 21-hour not-technically-a-filibuster filibuster, Senator Ted Cruz shares words of wisdom from "Duck Dynasty."
09/25/2013
00:06

The Colbert ReportS9
Sign Off - Ring Announcer

Stephen employs the suspended microphone.
09/25/2013
03:23

The Colbert ReportS9
Censorship for YouTube Comments

Google leads an unprecedented attack on YouTube's comments section, where global citizens gather to debate timeless topics like "Call Me Maybe" covers.
09/25/2013
05:20

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Chris Fischer

OCEARCH founder Chris Fischer discusses the detrimental effects of shark finning in Asia.
09/26/2013
03:15

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Americone Dream Product Placement

Stephen's ice cream, Americone Dream, lands a key role in "Breaking Bad."
09/26/2013
05:01

The Colbert ReportS9
Time Travel Adventures with Conservatives

Rush Limbaugh shares his version of the Thanksgiving story in "Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims," and Callista Gingrich teaches kids that all elephants are created equal.
09/26/2013
00:06

The Colbert ReportS9
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen flicks his pen.
09/26/2013
00:36

The Colbert ReportS9
Intro - 9/26/13

Cable news brings back a classic series, Stephen reviews an exciting children's book, and conservationist Chris Fischer tracks great white sharks.
09/26/2013
03:20

The Colbert ReportS10
Vince Gilligan Pt. 2

"Breaking Bad" creator Vince Gilligan compares his main character, Walter White, to John Wayne in "The Searchers."
09/30/2013
05:39

The Colbert ReportS10
Vince Gilligan Pt. 1

"Breaking Bad" creator Vince Gilligan discusses the fate of his main character, Walter White.
09/30/2013
05:48

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Tip/Wag - Butterball, Ashley Merryman & Science

Butterball hires men to give manly cooking tips, New York Times writer Ashley Merryman studies losing, and scientists find fecal matter in holy water.
09/30/2013
01:59

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Rockin' Government Shutdown Eve

Thanks to the government being unable to agree on a resolution to fund itself, the government will shut down at midnight.
09/30/2013
06:47

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Daniel Radcliffe

"Harry Potter" star Daniel Radcliffe talks about playing beat poet Allen Ginsberg in the biographical film "Kill Your Darlings."
10/01/2013
03:57

The Colbert ReportS10
National Hispanic Heritage Month

Fox News reports from the international foods aisle and presents flattering characterizations of Hispanic kids.
10/01/2013
02:35

The Colbert ReportS10
Affordable Care Act & Obama's Computerized America

As Americans flock to the Obamacare website, Fox News host Greta Van Susteren suggests that people without computers will be left behind.
10/01/2013
03:46

The Colbert ReportS10
Federal Government Shutdown

The EPA loses most of its workforce, and the National Zoo's Panda Cam goes dark.
10/01/2013
00:06

The Colbert ReportS10
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
10/01/2013
03:33

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Adorable Care Act & Generation Opportunity

The White House manipulates young people with cute animal photos, and the Koch brothers fund an anti-Obamacare group for college kids.
10/01/2013
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