The Colbert Report
Intro - 6/14/11
Season 7 • 06/14/2011
Newt Gingrich wins the GOP debate by going two hours without anyone quitting his campaign.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tom Ridge
Tom Ridge believes natural gas is a matter of economic and national security.
The Colbert ReportS7 Henry Kissinger Pt. 1
Henry Kissinger will negotiate with Mao Zedong but has cut off relationships with an eight-year-old.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sport Report - Miami Heat, FIFA & Freestyle Canoe Dancing
The Miami Heat falls to the Dallas Mavericks, FIFA attempts to recruit Henry Kissinger, and freestyle canoe dancing gets exciting.
The Colbert ReportS7 Henry Kissinger Pt. 2
Henry Kissinger and Stephen have a difference of opinion regarding the Cold War.
The Colbert ReportS7 Anthony Weiner Gym Photos
Stephen ensures that there won't be any more photos of a naked and/or turgid Anthony Weiner.
The Colbert ReportS7 Close Sesame
"Sesame Street" brainwashes kids by teaching them the importance of saving and self-control.
The Colbert ReportS7 Janny Scott
Janny Scott thinks the real story of Barack Obama's mother is far more interesting than the oversimplified version.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Marshmallows
Stephen shoves marshmallows in his mouth.
The Colbert ReportS7 Elephants in the Room
Michele Bachmann announces her candidacy at the second Republican debate, and Tim Pawlenty runs for Mitt Romney's vice president.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 6/14/11
Stephen names the GOP debate winner, examines "Sesame Street" corruption and talks to Janny Scott about Barack Obama's mother.
The Colbert ReportS7 Iran Bans Necklaces and Shorts
Stephen calls on his Iranian brothers to embrace the bedrock Western value of short shorts.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - Shock the Vote
There's no better way to show the horrors of universal health care than with the release of "The Texas Chainsaw Medicare."
The Colbert ReportS7 Kindergarten GOP
The GOP brand is about as popular with kids as an episode of "60 Minutes" hosted by a tube of Sensodyne.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 6/15/11
Republicans hope to attract the youth vote, seniors face a shocking threat, and Keith Olbermann returns to television.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Stephen Wears Shorts
Stephen rubs Purell on his bare legs.
The Colbert ReportS7 Keith Olbermann
Keith Olbermann refuses to acknowledge Bill O'Reilly's victory and doesn't miss having to shave every day.
The Colbert ReportS7 Senior Moment - Pot Smoking Seniors
Seniors will soon be crocheting black light posters and syncing Perry Como's "Lightly Latin" with season three of "Murder She Wrote."
The Colbert ReportS7 ThreatDown - Moo Shu Man-Milk, Centenarians & Robo-Slackers
Chinese cows produce human breast milk, America's population of 100-year-olds doubles, and scientists build a robot that can juggle.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Bon Iver Bonus Song
Florence and the Machine will join Stephen for day two of StePhest Colbchella '011.
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