The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 7 • 08/14/2002
Air conditioning ensures that tonight's show will be great.
Moment of Zen - A Short WarThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Canadian war profiteer Allan Park needs a long war with lots of casualties to ensure sales of his Saddam Hussein toilet paper.
Scott RitterThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
It's not like our weapons are weapons of mass love.
Canadian Ass CandyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Toilet paper that you can't even wipe your ass with has proven much more profitable than toilet paper that you can.
Headlines - Group SectsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The Iraqi opposition groups that weren't killed the last time we helped them met in Washington with the Bush Administration
Mark Your Calendar - AugustThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Be sure to tell women that they're your equal this month. That ought to shut them up.
Kevin NealonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Kevin Nealon's new show helps colorful crackpots get the message out about reptoid children, mind-control in Montauk and alien attacks on Los Angeles.
Moment of Zen - Right Trend DirectionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
President Bush details the last 6 quarters of economic activity.
Econ ArtistsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
President Bush admits that times are kind of tough, but don't worry people, he's holding a one day economic forum. And Saddam Hussein issues a statement of condemnation.
Elvis WeekThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The 25th anniversary of Elvis Presley's death is celebrated in his hometown of Memphis, Tennessee.
Words of Mass DestructionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The United States launches a powerful theoretical attack of large font sans serif characters against Iraq, some even equipped with italics.
Heat WaveThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The audience is guaranteed to enjoy tonight's show for one reason, air conditioning.
Intro - Blue CrushThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon is going to see Blue Crush for the surfing, not for the hot ladies in bikinis.
Headlines - Receding AirlinesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Part of the airlines' new plan is to make thousands of tiny planes on sticks.
Mr. CoughyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The cigarette machines come with a variety of virtual sales clerks who silently judge you.
Civil LightsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Stephen Colbert highlights the smokers' dream that one day we will all be judged by the content of our character and not the color of our lungs.
Plane TroubleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Rob Corddry has some great notes on why the airlines are in trouble, but they got taken away from him during the routine security strip search.
Rich EisenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Rich Eisen and Jon talk about the Harlem Little League and Rich's favorite interview.
Moment Of Zen - Virtual Sales ClerkThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
A computer-generated black man in a cigarette machine won't sell cigarettes to minors.
Denis LearyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
If Jon Stewart believed everything Denis Leary said while drunk, he would be Mrs. Denis Leary by now.
Even Stevphen - WarThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Stephen Colbert is not surprised that Ed Helms didn't go to Princeton, because Ed is stupid.
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