South Park

I Think That's Teachers Penis

Season 12 E 5 • 04/09/2008

Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.

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As Seen on TV
South ParkS12 E5

Ms.Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.
04/09/2008
00:50

My Penis Looks Great
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Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.
04/09/2008
01:17

I Deserve a Penis!
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Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.
04/09/2008
00:50

Its My Penis
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Ms. Garrison gives up her hopes of ever becoming a man again.
04/09/2008
00:50

Don't Commend Me!
South ParkS12 E5

Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.
04/09/2008
01:38

How White Girls Cheat
South ParkS12 E5

One of Mr. Cartmanez's students needs his advice.
04/09/2008
01:20

How Do I Reach These Kids?
South ParkS12 E5

Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
04/09/2008
01:00

You're Not My Penis
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Garrison's penis rampages all over South Park, terrifying the local women.
04/09/2008
01:25

Amazing Test Scores
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The students recieve good news and bad news about their test scores.
04/09/2008
00:21

Boys, Have You Seen My Penis
South ParkS12 E5

Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.
04/09/2008
00:57

I Think That's Teachers Penis
South ParkS12 E5

Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.
04/09/2008
01:56

Eek, A Penis! - Mr. Cartmanez
South ParkS12 E5

Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.
04/09/2008
01:39

Eek!
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Garrison's penis goes out for Italian.
04/09/2008
01:10

Who's Teacher Now!
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Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.
04/09/2008
01:40

Happy Endings
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Mr. Garrison and Cartman both find happiness.
04/09/2008
01:01

I Misinterpreted the Rules
South ParkS12 E5

The students begin to trust Mr. Cartmanez.
04/09/2008
00:33

Long Whiskers, or Short?
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Ms. Garrison enlists the South Park Police to help find her runaway penis.
04/09/2008
00:39

Moonlight Duet
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The mouse and Garrison's new penis sing under the moon and stars.
04/09/2008
01:14

What's the Score, Jefe?
South ParkS12 E5

A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.
04/09/2008
01:37

The Internet Will Be Waiting
South ParkS12 E6

The Marsh Family has its internet time cut short.
04/16/2008
02:38

It's Just Gone
South ParkS12 E6

With no internet, the town cannot learn what happened to the internet.
04/16/2008
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