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Intro - 6/3/09
Season 5 • 06/03/2009
California courts allow some gay couples to stay married -- unlike half of straight couples.
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07:17
Cheating Death - Cheerios, Soda Paralysis & Oprah's Crazy Talk
The Colbert Report
S5
Cheerios marketing receives FDA scrutiny, soda drinkers face paralysis, and Oprah endorses dubious health advice.
06/02/2009
00:38
Intro - 6/2/09
The Colbert Report
S5
The FDA challenges medical claims made by Cheerios, and Jim Moran protects kids from erectile dysfunction advertising.
06/02/2009
04:43
Jim Moran vs. Viagra
The Colbert Report
S5
Jim Moran introduces a bill that will ban erectile dysfunction ads from running during the day.
06/02/2009
05:21
Katty Kay
The Colbert Report
S5
Katty Kay explains the significant value of women in the workplace, even though they work in different ways than men.
06/02/2009
00:11
Best Audience of the Night
The Colbert Report
S5
This was Stephen's best audience of the night.
06/02/2009
Interview
06:31
Eric Schlosser - "Food, Inc."
The Colbert Report
S5
Eric Schlosser, co-producer of the documentary film "Food, Inc.," talks about the link between the rise of factory farms in the U.S. and the heightened risk of foodborne illnesses.
06/03/2009
04:29
The Word - I Do, You Don't
The Colbert Report
S5
All marriages shouldn't be equal, but there should be so many separate kinds of marriage that the gays don't feel singled out.
06/03/2009
04:47
Tip/Wag - 4th of July, Craig T. Nelson & GM
The Colbert Report
S5
Obama invites Iran to celebrate 4th of July, Craig T. Nelson stands up against big government, and GM fires its robots.
06/03/2009
00:22
Sign Off - "The Hollow Men"
The Colbert Report
S5
This is the way the show ends Not with a bang but a whimper.
06/03/2009
02:26
We Have a Death Star!
The Colbert Report
S5
Now that America has a Death Star, Stephen works on his telekinetic choking abilities.
06/03/2009
00:35
Intro - 6/3/09
The Colbert Report
S5
California allows some gay couples to stay married, and Obama invites Iran to celebrate 4th of July.
06/03/2009
00:35
Intro - 6/4/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Wikipedia takes on the Church of Scientology, and the latest on abstinence-only education will be worth the wait.
06/04/2009
04:29
The Word - Just Don't Do It
The Colbert Report
S5
Teens, sex is as natural as the birds and the bees because you will be stung to death and have your eyes violently pecked out.
06/04/2009
01:57
Wikipedia Bans Scientologists
The Colbert Report
S5
Wikipedia bans Scientologists after finding Tom Cruise's entry listing him as 5'10".
06/04/2009
05:51
Dag Soderberg
The Colbert Report
S5
Dag Soderberg takes the Bible out of the bookshop and onto the coffee table with "Bible Illuminated."
06/04/2009
02:10
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - External Lungs
The Colbert Report
S5
External lungs increase office productivity by allowing employees to send them outside for a smoke break.
06/04/2009
04:04
Operation Iraqi Stephen - John McCain
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen is thrilled to bring his show to Iraq, and John McCain has a word of advice for the troops.
06/08/2009
04:26
Stephen Strong - Army of Me - Basic Training Pt. 1
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen doesn't get any special treatment when he participates in 10 full hours of basic training.
06/08/2009
00:24
Sign Off - New Haircut
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen offers thanks to the U.S.O. for helping him get to Iraq and to General Ray Odierno for his new haircut.
06/08/2009
02:45
Operation Iraqi Stephen - Mysterious Trip
The Colbert Report
S5
It's not a hoax after all -- Stephen mysteriously makes his way to Baghdad, Iraq.
06/08/2009
04:12
The Word - Why Are You Here?
The Colbert Report
S5
You will all want to remember where you were when you heard Stephen declare victory in Iraq.
06/08/2009
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