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Neil deGrasse Tyson
Season 3 • 04/30/2007
The newly discovered planet is so far away, it's just now receiving "Beavis and Butthead."
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05:47
The Colbert Report
S3
Tom Wolfe
Stephen disagrees with new journalism because he believes people want entertaining journalism, not factual journalism.
04/26/2007
00:31
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 4/26/07
The U.S. Army's constructing walls in Iraq, Stephen gets to know Guam better, and author Tom Wolfe talks about journalism.
04/26/2007
03:30
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephanie Lost
Stephen reminds Stephanie Colbertle the turtle to maintain her dignity after losing the Great Turtle Race.
04/26/2007
03:48
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Mending Wall
Gated communities in Iraq -- they've been doing it Florida and the old people seem to like it.
04/26/2007
05:40
The Colbert Report
S3
Better Know a Protectorate - Guam - Madeleine Bordallo
Stephen tells Guam Rep. Madeleine Bordallo that if she can't find Guam on a map of the continental U.S. that means Guam isn't part of America.
04/26/2007
00:13
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Yuri Kuklachev
Stephen apologizes to Yuri Kuklachev of the Moscow Cat Circus for bringing his Rottweiler to work.
04/26/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 4/30/07
Scientists find a new Earth-like planet, The New York Times encourages presidential candidates to debate the environment, and guest Bill Bradley talks about oil and ice cream.
04/30/2007
04:36
The Colbert Report
S3
Tip/Wag - Shrek
Bravo, Shrek, for encouraging our kids to do more than sit around the house all day watching 'Shrek' DVDs.
04/30/2007
05:54
The Colbert Report
S3
Bill Bradley
Stephen tells Bill Bradley he doesn't mind the old American story or being addicted to oil.
04/30/2007
03:20
The Colbert Report
S3
First Democratic Debate for '08
Stephen has a recurring nightmare where the Democrats take over the Senate and the House, and he cannot wait to wake up.
04/30/2007
05:20
The Colbert Report
S3
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Stephen assumes Neil deGrasse Tyson's book, "Death By Black Hole," is a pro-capital punishment argument.
04/30/2007
00:02
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Lutefisk
Goodnight. Lutefisk!
05/01/2007
01:22
The Colbert Report
S3
Mitt's Favorite Book
Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney's favorite author is L. Ron Hubbard.
05/01/2007
00:33
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 5/1/07
Stephen wonders whether public radio is destroying America, Tony Stewart accuses NASCAR of fixing races, and guest Malcolm Gladwell defends making decisions without thinking.
05/01/2007
04:16
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Who Cares?
NASCAR driver Tony Stewart complains NASCAR is selling fiction by fixing races to appear closer than they are, but Stephen asks -- who cares?
05/01/2007
03:56
The Colbert Report
S3
NPR Correction
Stephen offers a travel mug, tote bag and a book on quilting to NPR hosts to tempt them to air his inaccurate statements.
05/01/2007
06:19
The Colbert Report
S3
Malcolm Gladwell
Malcolm Gladwell explains that Colin Powell knew what would happen in Iraq because of his experience and Stephen claims knowledge is elitist.
05/01/2007
03:00
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen's Horse
As a child, Stephen gave up his velvet hat and jodhpurs to play center field.
05/01/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 5/2/07
George Bush vetoes the Iraq funding bill, guest Gina Kolata says Americans are obsessed with losing weight, and captured terrorists: should they be sent abroad to be tortured?
05/02/2007
03:00
The Colbert Report
S3
HR 1591
Bill HR 1591 opposing the Iraq war was born May 1st, 2007 at 3:30 p.m. It died May 1st, 2007 at 6:10 p.m. Stephen is sorry for the Democrats' loss.
05/02/2007
05:35
The Colbert Report
S3
Gina Kolata
Stephen asks Gina Kolata what the one food is he can eat that will make him lose weight and make sure he never dies.
05/02/2007
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