The Colbert Report
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Season 3 E 57 • 04/30/2007
Stephen assumes Neil deGrasse Tyson's book, "Death By Black Hole," is a pro-capital punishment argument.

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Stephen calls for a national lie-in. It's time to go beyond passive resistance to pure passiveness.
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Buy gas! It's a sure-fire commodity with no risk except for the sure risk of fire.
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It's insensitive to remind Condoleezza Rice that she's going to die without knowing a man's touch.
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Alex Kuczynski
Alex Kuczynski explains why we don't look better after spending $15 billion on plastic surgery.
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Stephen discusses plastic surgery with author Alex Kuczynski and debuts his new financial segment.
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Stephen begins the show with some self-aggrandizing vocal warm-ups.
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