The Colbert Report
Intro - 9/19/07
Season 3 • 09/19/2007
A student gets tasered - it's the most electrifying thing ever to happen at a John Kerry speech.
WristStrongThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen suggests that Matt Lauer slip his WristStrong bracelet to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Stephen for President - Answering the CallThe Colbert ReportS3
Viggo Mortensen surrenders a huge letter opener to Stephen as a sign for him to run for president.
Ed Begley Jr.The Colbert ReportS3
Ed Begley Jr. became interested in environmental issues as a Boy Scout and maintained his interest only to gain more merit badges.
Intro - 9/18/07The Colbert ReportS3
Tonight, Stephen reports on changes to the California electoral system, profiles one of America's unsung heroes and interviews Susan Sarandon.
Susan SarandonThe Colbert ReportS3
Susan Sarandon tells Stephen that her phone was bugged because Sean Penn was probably calling her.
Difference Makers - Nitro GirlThe Colbert ReportS3
Nitro Girl is the most patriotic giant American woman since the Statue of Liberty -- and she does it all without inviting immigrants to invade our country.
The Word - Let My People GoThe Colbert ReportS3
Every presidential election year, California's 55 electoral college votes go to the Democratic candidate just because more people voted for him.
Naomi WolfThe Colbert ReportS3
Naomi Wolf says America is on the road to fascism. Stephen calls Head of Secret Police!
Colbert Platinum - Green EditionThe Colbert ReportS3
We should all learn to recycle like Louis Vuitton and the new patchwork bag.
The Word - SolitarityThe Colbert ReportS3
If that young man who was tasered expected his peers to rise up in protest, he was asking the wrong generation.
Intro - 9/19/07The Colbert ReportS3
A college student is tasered at a Kerry speech, America is taking forever to turn into a fascist state and Stephen's carbon footprint is Prada.
The Word - Market ForcesThe Colbert ReportS3
When it comes to getting killed, innocent Iraqis have never had so many choices.
Jeffrey ToobinThe Colbert ReportS3
Jeffrey Toobin, author of "The Nine," takes Stephen inside the world of the Supreme Court and reveals whether they have secret handshakes.
Intro - 9/20/07The Colbert ReportS3
Tonight, Stephen investigates a U.S. contractor getting kicked out of Iraq, reports on Russian population initiatives and interviews legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin.
ThreatDown - UsThe Colbert ReportS3
Tonight's threats are salad, Slavic intercourse, el Chupacabra, the Bingham Company and us.
Blistering RebuttalThe Colbert ReportS3
How are you supposed to protest an abuse of authority when an authority figure told you not to?
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Mayo KitchenThe Colbert ReportS3
The hottest new restaurant in Tokyo is the Mayonnaise Kitchen, where you can get mayo on everything.
Rabbi FishThe Colbert ReportS3
Tomorrow is the last chance for the children of Israel to own up to whatever it is they've done to Stephen.
Alpha Dog of the Week - HonniballThe Colbert ReportS3
Percy Honniball is man enough to use the tool belt God gave him.
Intro - 9/24/07The Colbert ReportS3
Iran's president speaks at an Ivy League university, Congress censures MoveOn.org and Stephen nails Thomas Friedman.
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