The Colbert Report
Intro - 9/19/07
Season 3 • 09/19/2007
A student gets tasered - it's the most electrifying thing ever to happen at a John Kerry speech.
The Colbert ReportS3 WristStrong
Stephen suggests that Matt Lauer slip his WristStrong bracelet to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
The Colbert ReportS3 Stephen for President - Answering the Call
Viggo Mortensen surrenders a huge letter opener to Stephen as a sign for him to run for president.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ed Begley Jr.
Ed Begley Jr. became interested in environmental issues as a Boy Scout and maintained his interest only to gain more merit badges.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/18/07
Tonight, Stephen reports on changes to the California electoral system, profiles one of America's unsung heroes and interviews Susan Sarandon.
The Colbert ReportS3 Susan Sarandon
Susan Sarandon tells Stephen that her phone was bugged because Sean Penn was probably calling her.
The Colbert ReportS3 Difference Makers - Nitro Girl
Nitro Girl is the most patriotic giant American woman since the Statue of Liberty -- and she does it all without inviting immigrants to invade our country.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Let My People Go
Every presidential election year, California's 55 electoral college votes go to the Democratic candidate just because more people voted for him.
The Colbert ReportS3 Naomi Wolf
Naomi Wolf says America is on the road to fascism. Stephen calls Head of Secret Police!
The Colbert ReportS3 Colbert Platinum - Green Edition
We should all learn to recycle like Louis Vuitton and the new patchwork bag.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Solitarity
If that young man who was tasered expected his peers to rise up in protest, he was asking the wrong generation.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/19/07
A college student is tasered at a Kerry speech, America is taking forever to turn into a fascist state and Stephen's carbon footprint is Prada.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Market Forces
When it comes to getting killed, innocent Iraqis have never had so many choices.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jeffrey Toobin
Jeffrey Toobin, author of "The Nine," takes Stephen inside the world of the Supreme Court and reveals whether they have secret handshakes.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/20/07
Tonight, Stephen investigates a U.S. contractor getting kicked out of Iraq, reports on Russian population initiatives and interviews legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin.
The Colbert ReportS3 ThreatDown - Us
Tonight's threats are salad, Slavic intercourse, el Chupacabra, the Bingham Company and us.
The Colbert ReportS3 Blistering Rebuttal
How are you supposed to protest an abuse of authority when an authority figure told you not to?
The Colbert ReportS3 Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Mayo Kitchen
The hottest new restaurant in Tokyo is the Mayonnaise Kitchen, where you can get mayo on everything.
The Colbert ReportS3 Rabbi Fish
Tomorrow is the last chance for the children of Israel to own up to whatever it is they've done to Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS3 Alpha Dog of the Week - Honniball
Percy Honniball is man enough to use the tool belt God gave him.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/24/07
Iran's president speaks at an Ivy League university, Congress censures MoveOn.org and Stephen nails Thomas Friedman.
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