The Colbert Report
Intro - 2/26/09
Season 5 • 02/26/2009
Stephen says we can save our struggling banks with ATM video poker.
Analog TVThe Colbert ReportS5
Remember, if you are still watching analog TV, you can't see this.
Tip/Wag - Gorilla Crabs and Gandhi's ShoesThe Colbert ReportS5
Gorilla's gave human groin spiders, and Gandhi lived in his own "Sex and the Ganges" shoe fantasy.
The Word - AblacknophobiaThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen talks about race while passing his hand through an open flame, eating dollar store peanut butter, and getting covered in tarantulas.
John FettermanThe Colbert ReportS5
Mayor John Fetterman believes Braddock, PA is a great place to spend some of the stimulus money.
Obama's Congressional Address & Jindal's ResponseThe Colbert ReportS5
If you need more proof that Barack Obama's speech was a stinker, even Congress wasn't paying attention.
Intro - 2/25/09The Colbert ReportS5
Mayor John Fetterman offers up his bankrupt town for experimentation -- sounds like a good place to move Gitmo.
Kris KristoffersonThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a liberal at the same time.
Conservative Rap Battle - Stephen Challenges Michael SteeleThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen wants to lay down some dope, yet fiscally responsible rhymes with Michael Steele.
The Word - The Swede HereafterThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen wants to copy the Swedish economic model of the Vikings.
Claire McCaskill's TwitteringThe Colbert ReportS5
Claire McCaskill lies about Twittering during Barack Obama's congressional speech.
Intro - 2/26/09The Colbert ReportS5
How do we save our struggling banks? Video poker ATMs.
Snow in the StudioThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen questions the wisdom of his retractable dome after a Nor'easter dumps snow in the studio.
Conservative Rap Battle - Michael Steele Gets ServedThe Colbert ReportS5
Maybe Michael Steele doesn't understand the rules of a rap battle.
David ByrneThe Colbert ReportS5
Late at night, who does David Byrne fear David Byrne is?
P.K. Winsome - Defective Obama CollectiblesThe Colbert ReportS5
P.K. Winsome refuses to apologize for his faulty Obama collectibles from an undisclosed location.
Beer Pong Herpes OutbreakThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen knew there was a correlation between beer pong and herpes, he just didn't know it could happen during the game.
Mark BittmanThe Colbert ReportS5
Mark Bittman says we eat without thinking about what is good for us, and what's good for the planet.
The Murderer Was DerekThe Colbert ReportS5
For those of you just tuning in, the murderer was Derek.
Space Module: Colbert - Name NASA's Node 3 After StephenThe Colbert ReportS5
Colbert Nation is officially mobilized to get NASA's new space station node named "Colbert."
Intro - 3/3/09The Colbert ReportS5
President Obama taxes the rich to pay for universal health care, and South Carolina may finally end gun prostitution.
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