This Is Not Happening

Mark Normand - Desperate for a Shower - Uncensored

Season 2 E 3 • 03/09/2016

Mark Normand tells the story of the time he was most desperate for a shower.

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This Is Not HappeningS2 E1
Andrew Santino - A String Cheese Incident - Uncensored

After Andrew Santino went to a jam band concert on shrooms, he made an ill-advised trade with a woman selling lemonade.
02/24/2016
16:13

This Is Not HappeningS2 E1
Ari Shaffir & Mat Edgar - Camping on Mushrooms - Uncensored

During a camping trip, Mat Edgar and Ari Shaffir did a bunch of drugs, tried to find the set of "M*A*S*H" and ran into some suspicious police officers.
02/24/2016
19:24

This Is Not HappeningS2 E1
Henry Rollins - Punk Rock Hyenas - Uncensored

Punk icon Henry Rollins tells a story about a woman taking him on a terrifying journey while they were both tripping on acid in the 80s.
02/24/2016
18:11

This Is Not HappeningS2 E2
Kurt Metzger - Jehovah's Witness Drama - Uncensored

Kurt Metzger tells a story about being raised as a Jehovah's Witness and working at a video game store with a friendly crack dealer.
03/01/2016
10:20

This Is Not HappeningS2 E2
Ben Roy - A Masturbation Accident - Uncensored

When Ben Roy couldn't find any porn on his hotel television, he started masturbating to what he thought was the sound of his neighbors having sex -- but he was wrong.
03/01/2016
19:00

This Is Not HappeningS2 E2
Jim Breuer - Bombing in Sears - Uncensored

When Jim Breuer prank called the Sears he worked at as former Libyan Prime Minister Muammar al-Gaddafi, his coworker took him much more seriously than he expected.
03/01/2016
12:28

This Is Not HappeningS2 E3
Kate Willett - Burning Man Plan C - Uncensored

When Kate Willett went to Burning Man, she decided to have some fun in the orgy tent -- but things didn't go as planned.
03/09/2016
12:28

This Is Not HappeningS2 E3
Artie Lange - Porn Pool Party - Uncensored

Artie Lange describes what happened when he went to a pool party in the Hollywood Hills and ended up in the middle of a sexual encounter he never anticipated.
03/09/2016
10:04

This Is Not HappeningS2 E3
Nick Swardson - The Worst Plus One - Uncensored

After Nick Swardson reprimanded his friend for being a mess at a Las Vegas party, he ended up participating in some very bad behavior himself.
03/09/2016
13:24

This Is Not HappeningS2 E3
Kyle Kinane - Drinking With Teachers - Uncensored

Before Kyle Kinane moved to L.A., he went to a bar to meet up with a friend who taught disabled kids and hit it off with another teacher.
03/09/2016
13:04

This Is Not HappeningS2 E3
Mark Normand - Desperate for a Shower - Uncensored

Mark Normand reveals what happened when he didn't have hot water for a week and had to ask a teacher if he could shower at her apartment.
03/09/2016
14:44

This Is Not HappeningS2 E4
Moshe Kasher - Pure Adrenaline Gangsters - Uncensored

After Moshe Kasher's parents went out of town when he was a kid, he and his friends decided to do a ton of drugs and then steal a car.
03/15/2016
08:32

This Is Not HappeningS2 E4
Joey Diaz - Box of Soul - Uncensored

When Joey Diaz was growing up in 1970s New York City, he became friends with an older man and entrusted him with an important possession.
03/15/2016
14:14

This Is Not HappeningS2 E5
Christina Pazsitzky - Middle School Girl Fight - Uncensored

It was hard for Christina Pazsitzky to be a goth girl in the San Fernando Valley in the early 90s after her middle school was integrated.
03/22/2016
12:05

This Is Not HappeningS2 E5
Felipe Esparza - A Violent Journey to Comedy - Uncensored

Felipe Esparza explains how his downward spiral into gangs and drugs eventually led him to become a comedian.
03/22/2016
12:33

This Is Not HappeningS2 E5
Al Madrigal - Becoming a Latino Comic - Uncensored

Al Madrigal explains how his failed attempts at trying to act like a Mexican-American comedian actually helped him learn to be himself onstage.
03/22/2016
05:24

This Is Not HappeningS2 E5
Ari Shaffir & Al Madrigal - Stage Slap - Uncensored

Once Ari Shaffir made the mistake of drunkenly hitting Al Madrigal, and Al immediately began to plot his revenge.
03/22/2016
16:02

This Is Not HappeningS2 E5
Joe DeRosa - My Mother's Son - Uncensored

Joe DeRosa talks about growing up in an argumentative Italian-American household and reveals how a bout of road rage led to a blow-up fight with his mother.
03/22/2016
16:12

This Is Not HappeningS2 E6
Ari Shaffir - The Chinese S**t Situation - Uncensored

When Ari Shaffir went to China, he had some digestive issues but found it hard to relieve himself because of China's difficult bathroom situation.
03/29/2016
11:43

This Is Not HappeningS2 E6
Nicole Byer - Adventures in Drinking - Uncensored

Nicole Byer shares her love of drinking and recalls some of the strangest experiences she's had while drunk.
03/29/2016
14:06

This Is Not HappeningS2 E8
Ari Shaffir - The Holy Spirit - Uncensored

Ari Shaffir explains why he ended up pretending to be the attorney for a guy who thought he was the Holy Spirit (and how it backfired).
04/12/2016
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