The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Indecision 2000 - See Dick Run

Season 5 • 07/25/2000

Who'd have thought Bush's running mate would be the one right beside him all this time?

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02:28

A Quick Word of Advice - Hillary's Rage
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Jon blames Hillary Clinton's rage for her recent troubles and offers her some quick advice.
07/24/2000
03:43

Nut Case
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Like many men, Frank Miller had a problem with his penis, so he and wife Doris invented the Chastity Belt 2000.
07/24/2000
05:04

Peter Fonda
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Peter Fonda is alive, which is not a cynical remark. He's alive because it's the best way to start the day.
07/24/2000
02:21

Back in Black - Indecision 2000 - Hillary's Jew Problem
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An old acquaintance of Hillary Clinton accuses her of calling him a f**king Jew bastard, while the New York GOP chairman calls the first lady everything else.
07/25/2000
04:22

The Great Blackout of 2000
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Vance DeGeneres provides a step-by-step account of a crippling blackout that devastated three blocks of New York's Upper East Side in July.
07/25/2000
00:10

Moment of Zen - R.O.C.K. in the USA
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Dick Cheney, George W. Bush and their wives wave to a cheering crowd while John Mellencamp's "R.O.C.K. in the USA" plays in the background.
07/25/2000
06:25

Joe Eszterhas
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Joe Eszterhas talks about his controversial new book "American Rhapsody" and Bill Clinton's Hollywood future.
07/25/2000
02:25

Indecision 2000 - Cheney's Questionnaire
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Steve Carell analyzes the questionnaire that Dick Cheney, head of Bush's vice presidential search committee, gave to potential Bush running mates.
07/25/2000
00:48

Recap - 7/25/00
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Jon recaps the night's top story: Dick Cheney's selection of himself as George W. Bush's running mate.
07/25/2000
00:41

Intro - 7/25/00
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Jon announces The Daily Show's temporary move to Philadelphia and reveals the origins of the city's nickname, "The City of Brotherly Love."
07/25/2000
02:20

Headlines - Indecision 2000 - See Dick Run
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Governor George W. Bush picks Dick Cheney, the chair of his vice- presidential search committee, to be his running mate.
07/25/2000
01:49

Headlines - Chest Defense
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A new robot can perform heart surgery, but nothing will replace the cold mechanical treatment you get from a real doctor.
07/26/2000
02:14

Other News - Felonious Monk
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Permits to keep endangered species will not be issued, unless they're used to blind the animals in order to create bouncier shampoos.
07/26/2000
00:15

Moment of Zen - Making Out
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In a scene from "Wishful Thinking," Jon makes out with Jennifer Beals.
07/26/2000
00:52

Recap - 7/26/00
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Jon Stewart recaps today's top stories of failed peace, a monkey confiscation and a robot doctor.
07/26/2000
02:34

Books A Poppin' - Ebooks
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You can read Stephen King's new book for a dollar -- a chapter.
07/26/2000
03:20

Indecision 2000 - Jazz Hands
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Now more than ever we are reminded that politics is about image, media image.
07/26/2000
00:29

Item of the Week - Glued Penis
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A Pennsylvanian teen whose penis was glued to his abdomen has no choice but to wait for it to free itself.
07/26/2000
04:38

Jennifer Beals
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Jennifer Beals believes there's no in-between when it comes to a hockey player's looks.
07/26/2000
02:17

Headlines - Peace Out
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Middle East peace talks break down when Israel refuses to hand over valued Palestinian territories.
07/26/2000
00:18

Moment of Zen - Pledge of Allegiance
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The people at the Republican National Convention perform the Pledge of Allegiance.
08/01/2000
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