The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Music for the Masses
Season 3 • 03/23/1999
With Pope John Paul II's album of prayers you can party like it's 1224 A.D.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - Inflated Egos
Bertrand Piccard and Brian Jones become the first to circumnavigate the globe in a balloon.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Troubly Bubblies
The Wal-Mart Bubby Chubbies toys are similar in design and the feel of the Teletubbies, only none of them are gay.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Where's Wallaby?
For Herbert Fritch, a family member was missing, but for animal control, a dangerous fugitive was on the loose.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Recap - 3/23/99
Jon Stewart ends the show and recaps the night's top stories.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Norm Macdonald
At the Aspen Comedy Festival, the only two comedians who needed oxygen tanks were Norm Macdonald and Rodney Dangerfield.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Teletubbies
A yellow Teletubbie blows a party favor at a purple Teletubbie.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - The Herpe Highway
Nowadays, when a trucker talks about "Smokey" he is referring to his urethra after a tinkle.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 A Quick Word of Advice - Keith Richards
Whatever ancient Egyptian healing wrap that Keith Richards is using should be used on his face.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - Tumbling Nards
A website is charging subscribers $10 to see nude photos of Keith Richards and $50 not to see the photos.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Week in Hate - World White Web
Kids should check out the Internet to learn about reading, writing, arithmetic and Holocaust denial.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Music for the Masses
Pope John Paul II's motivation in releasing his album is to glorify God, spread the Gospel and, hopefully, to meet chicks.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Sandra Bullock
Sandra Bullock admires Ben Affleck for his Oscar and tells tales of competing to be a Tobacco Queen.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Tomahawk
A Tomahawk missile is launched to some groovy new age tunes.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - Take the P Train
The New York City subway system installs toilets in their stations, and offers friendly advice for the murderer on the go.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Kick in the Balkans '99 - Graphics
Vance DeGeneres shows a layer of media savvy by using his Casio Super Battle 2000 to simulate bombing.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - All You Can Beat
The World Wrestling Federation plans to open a restaurant in Times Square and recommends the Rowdy Roddy Pie-cart.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Kick in the Balkans '99 - NATO Strike
NATO, aka the U.S., sends an air strike into Kosovo to force Slobodan Milosevic to make peace with ethnic Albanians.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Back in Black - Empty Quarter
Lewis Black takes a look at an idiot who wants to cross Saudi Arabia's Empty Quarter at temperatures in which you can bake a chicken.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - A Boy Named Sumo
U.S. G.I.'s take up the time-honored tradition of sumo wrestling and celebrate with an eat-this victory dance.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Recap - 3/24/99
Jon revels in his audience's love of poop jokes.
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