The Colbert Report
Sign Off - America's Bucket List
Season 7 • 07/26/2011
Stephen checks off items from America's bucket list.
The Colbert ReportS7 Vaginal Puppeteering vs. D**k Scrub
Summer's Eve's ad campaign features talking vaginas, but Stephen wants to target men's deeply troubling genitals for a change.
The Colbert ReportS7 Y2-Gay
New York's first gay newlyweds, 85-year-old Connie Kopelov and 77-year-old Phyllis Siegel, seal their vows with a kiss on the cheek -- or as they call it, "scissoring."
The Colbert ReportS7 Norwegian Muslish Gunman's Islam-Esque Atrocity
Just because Norway's confessed murderer is a blond, blue-eyed, Norwegian-born, anti-Muslim crusader doesn't mean he's not a swarthy, ululating madman.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - The Thinker
Stephen interrupts his deep thoughts to say goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS7 "Poor" in America
A Heritage Foundation report proves that as long as "poor" Americans have refrigerators and the strength to brush flies off their eyeballs, they're not really poor.
The Colbert ReportS7 Herman Cain Cancels on Stephen
Herman Cain treats Stephen like some pizza crust he can just leave on his plate before moving on to a hotter slice.
The Colbert ReportS7 "Poor" in America - Peter Edelman
Peter Edelman explains why America can't call the troops home and beat its plowshares back into swords when it comes to fighting the war on poverty.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 7/26/11
Americans might soon find out what it means to be poor, Democrats will either cave or crumble over the debt ceiling, and radio host Brooke Gladstone has a graphic novel.
The Colbert ReportS7 Brooke Gladstone
NPR host Brooke Gladstone explains why her graphic novel is similar to radio and fights the popular notion that the media control minds.
The Colbert ReportS7 America's Bucket List
Before American society collapses into roving, cannibalistic motorcycle gangs, it should try bubble tea and have sex with Canada.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - America's Bucket List
Stephen says goodnight while checking off items from America's bucket list.
The Colbert ReportS7 Nissan's "LEAF Wave" Deadline
Grassroots-organic-slow-food-locavore types who buy electric cars love manufactured traditions.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Surveillance Drone Crash
Stephen operates and crashes a semi-autonomous flying surveillance drone.
The Colbert ReportS7 Difference Makers - Patrick Rodgers
For too long, average homeowners have been powerless against big banks, but vampire Patrick Rodgers forecloses on the foreclosers.
The Colbert ReportS7 Missy Cummings
Missy Cummings wants to replace the military's cumbersome battlefield surveillance technology with lightweight, smartphone-operated drones.
The Colbert ReportS7 Helium Runs Out
With America's helium supply dwindling, the country has no choice but to hunt balloons in the wild.
The Colbert ReportS7 Buddy Roemer Pt. 1
Republican presidential candidate Buddy Roemer takes no PAC money and wants to kick the special-interest hogs off the trough.
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert Super PAC - For the Children
Little Charlie and Grace's mom won't let them have a Colbert Super PAC lemonade stand until Stephen can tell them what his Super PAC stands for.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Cone of Silence
Stephen says goodnight with the Colbert Super PAC Cone of Silence over his head.
The Colbert ReportS7 Buddy Roemer Pt. 2
Republican presidential candidate Buddy Roemer needs financial help from Iowans, but Trevor Potter has warned him not to discuss his campaign plans with Stephen.
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