The Colbert Report
The Word - Sacrifice
Season 5 • 01/19/2009
President Bush asks us to sacrifice the difference between right and wrong.
Spay and Neuter Your PetsThe Colbert ReportS5
Spay or neuter your pets because Stephen's are out there humping their brains out.
Shepard FaireyThe Colbert ReportS5
Shepard Fairey's "Hope" poster belongs to everyone.
Bush's Romance With the Media - David GregoryThe Colbert ReportS5
David Gregory believes the press will hold Obama's feet to the fire in the same way all presidents ought to be challenged.
Intro - 1/15/09The Colbert ReportS5
A look back on President Bush's relationship with the media -- Stephen wonders if tonight's the night they finally do it.
Bush and the PressThe Colbert ReportS5
There was always something about reporters that rubbed President Bush the wrong way.
Tip/Wag - Monkey on the LamThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen wags his finger at Clearwater police for not actively searching for a monkey on the lam.
Frank RichThe Colbert ReportS5
Frank Rich says George W. Bush delivers a message of hope for mediocrity.
MLK Day MascotThe Colbert ReportS5
In honor of the man who boldly said, "I have a dream," Stephen proudly introduces the Martin Luther King Day mascot, Dreamy.
Intro - 1/19/09The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen celebrates Martin Luther King the way he does every day, by refusing to ride the bus.
Boiling Frog MetaphorThe Colbert ReportS5
To honor President Bush's last day, Stephen places his slowly simmered frog on the bookshelf.
The Word - SacrificeThe Colbert ReportS5
Somehow President Bush manages to make something that was once evil into a virtue.
Stephen's Inauguration BreakdownThe Colbert ReportS5
After watching Barack Obama's inauguration, Stephen wants to be black for just one day.
Jabari AsimThe Colbert ReportS5
Jabari Asim thinks Barack Obama is an opportunity for us to redefine ourselves as a country.
Stephen Realizes He's BlackThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen's reaction to Obama's inauguration must logically mean he is a black man.
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Be Like LincolnThe Colbert ReportS5
Lincoln's oratory made him president, but his beard made him a legend.
P.K. Winsome - Inauguration MerchandiseThe Colbert ReportS5
P.K. Winsome has limited edition "Yes, I Thought I'd Live to See This Day" t-shirts for this historic inauguration.
Stephen's Remix ChallengeThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen does not -- not -- want you to take his interview with Lawrence Lessig and remix it with a pumping k-hole groove.
President Yo-Yo MaThe Colbert ReportS5
Barack Obama's bungled oath of office could have a huge impact on who Fox News thinks is president.
Intro - 1/21/09The Colbert ReportS5
It's Obama's first day and the economy's still in the toilet -- some change.
Election 2012 - Chuck ToddThe Colbert ReportS5
Chuck Todd predicts who will take the Republican nomination in 2012.
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