The Colbert Report
Intro - 10/11/06
Season 2 E 129 • 10/11/2006
If you ask Stephen, you're all winners 'cause you're watching his show.
The Colbert ReportS2 E128Sign Off - Mrs. Colbert
In Stephen's book, every person in the country is Miss America. No, better -- Mrs. Colbert.
The Colbert ReportS2 E128Stephen R.A.P.S. - Gender Issues
Stephen heads out into the audience to take on a few tough questions about gender, which he doesn't see.
The Colbert ReportS2 E129Tek Jansen - Space Station Theta-Zeus-Aquarius
Tek Jansen is dispatched by Senator Depaaa to Space Station Theta-Zeus-Aquarius to rendezvous with the Hgbwian envoy, and now must park his space cruiser.
The Colbert ReportS2 E129Green Screen - George Lucas
Witness the groundbreaking meeting between Stephen and Jar Jar Binks!
The Colbert ReportS2 E129Green Screen Challenge - The Winner
Green Screen Challenge entries are graded according to 58 criteria including originality and poise. Can Bonnie R. post a perfect score to beat George L.'s near-perfect 39.9?
The Colbert ReportS2 E129Stephen Cashes In
Stephen estimates that the 2,600 videos of him on YouTube are about a third of the total -- so he's owed a third of the $1.65 billion from the site's sale to Google.
The Colbert ReportS2 E129Green Screen Challenge - The Final Cut
Stephen's set to announce the winner of the Green Screen Challenge -- but not without paying tribute, in montage form, to the many heroes who submitted entries.
The Colbert ReportS2 E129Green Screen Challenge - The Finalists
Stephen shows the entries from the two finalists, Bonnie R. of Torrance, CA, and George L. of Marin County, CA.
The Colbert ReportS2 E129Shout Out! - From Baghdad to The Report
Stephen sends a shout out to three army soldiers who've replaced the sign pointing to Baghdad with a sign pointing to The Colbert Report's studio.
The Colbert ReportS2 E129Lightsaber Duel
Stephen has a lightsaber duel with George Lucas.
The Colbert ReportS2 E129Intro - 10/11/06
Google buys YouTube, a new Tek Jansen adventure is aired, and Stephen announces the winner of the Green Screen Challenge.
The Colbert ReportS2 E130Intro - 10/12/06
Tonight: North Korean threats, New Jersey's 4th district and Governor Brian Schweitzer.
The Colbert ReportS2 E130Sign Off - Revved Up
Stephen says that if this show hasn't gotten you revved up for some lovemaking, it's hopeless.
The Colbert ReportS2 E130Gay Republicans - Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan is the only gay conservative Stephen knows, but Stephen thought that traditional conservatives were closeted homosexuals.
The Colbert ReportS2 E130Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 4th - Carol Gay
New Jersey's 4th District Congressman Christopher Smith wouldn't sit down with Stephen, but his challenger, Carol Gay, would.
The Colbert ReportS2 E130Brian Schweitzer
Stephen is disappointed to learn from Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer that the state has given into the Feds and adopted speed limits.
The Colbert ReportS2 E130Congratulatory Mail
Stephen has received the first piece of congratulatory mail for the one-year anniversary of The Report. Enclosed is two dollars, which he intends to keep.
The Colbert ReportS2 E130Exclusive - Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 4th - Carol Gay
Stephen plays the hot button issue lightning round with candidate Carol Gay.
The Colbert ReportS2 E130North Korean Weapons Test Scare
An earthquake in Southeast Asia prompted fears that North Korea was testing another nuclear weapon. Stephen says Kim Jong-il should bring it on.
The Colbert ReportS2 E144Jeff Swartz
CEO of Timberland, Jeff Swartz, argues that you can run a corporation and have a positive impact on the environment at the same time.
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