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Intro - 10/11/06
Season 2 E 129 • 10/11/2006
If you ask Stephen, you're all winners 'cause you're watching his show.
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01:44
Sign Off - Mrs. Colbert
The Colbert Report
S2 E128
In Stephen's book, every person in the country is Miss America. No, better -- Mrs. Colbert.
10/10/2006
04:46
Stephen R.A.P.S. - Gender Issues
The Colbert Report
S2 E128
Stephen heads out into the audience to take on a few tough questions about gender, which he doesn't see.
10/10/2006
04:14
Tek Jansen - Space Station Theta-Zeus-Aquarius
The Colbert Report
S2 E129
Tek Jansen is dispatched by Senator Depaaa to Space Station Theta-Zeus-Aquarius to rendezvous with the Hgbwian envoy, and now must park his space cruiser.
10/11/2006
05:18
Green Screen - George Lucas
The Colbert Report
S2 E129
Witness the groundbreaking meeting between Stephen and Jar Jar Binks!
10/11/2006
02:53
Green Screen Challenge - The Winner
The Colbert Report
S2 E129
Green Screen Challenge entries are graded according to 58 criteria including originality and poise. Can Bonnie R. post a perfect score to beat George L.'s near-perfect 39.9?
10/11/2006
01:01
Stephen Cashes In
The Colbert Report
S2 E129
Stephen estimates that the 2,600 videos of him on YouTube are about a third of the total -- so he's owed a third of the $1.65 billion from the site's sale to Google.
10/11/2006
02:37
Green Screen Challenge - The Final Cut
The Colbert Report
S2 E129
Stephen's set to announce the winner of the Green Screen Challenge -- but not without paying tribute, in montage form, to the many heroes who submitted entries.
10/11/2006
05:18
Green Screen Challenge - The Finalists
The Colbert Report
S2 E129
Stephen shows the entries from the two finalists, Bonnie R. of Torrance, CA, and George L. of Marin County, CA.
10/11/2006
02:39
Shout Out! - From Baghdad to The Report
The Colbert Report
S2 E129
Stephen sends a shout out to three army soldiers who've replaced the sign pointing to Baghdad with a sign pointing to The Colbert Report's studio.
10/11/2006
00:32
Lightsaber Duel
The Colbert Report
S2 E129
Stephen has a lightsaber duel with George Lucas.
10/11/2006
00:36
Intro - 10/11/06
The Colbert Report
S2 E129
Google buys YouTube, a new Tek Jansen adventure is aired, and Stephen announces the winner of the Green Screen Challenge.
10/11/2006
00:31
Intro - 10/12/06
The Colbert Report
S2 E130
Tonight: North Korean threats, New Jersey's 4th district and Governor Brian Schweitzer.
10/12/2006
00:11
Sign Off - Revved Up
The Colbert Report
S2 E130
Stephen says that if this show hasn't gotten you revved up for some lovemaking, it's hopeless.
10/12/2006
04:55
Gay Republicans - Andrew Sullivan
The Colbert Report
S2 E130
Andrew Sullivan is the only gay conservative Stephen knows, but Stephen thought that traditional conservatives were closeted homosexuals.
10/12/2006
05:59
Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 4th - Carol Gay
The Colbert Report
S2 E130
New Jersey's 4th District Congressman Christopher Smith wouldn't sit down with Stephen, but his challenger, Carol Gay, would.
10/12/2006
05:39
Brian Schweitzer
The Colbert Report
S2 E130
Stephen is disappointed to learn from Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer that the state has given into the Feds and adopted speed limits.
10/12/2006
01:42
Congratulatory Mail
The Colbert Report
S2 E130
Stephen has received the first piece of congratulatory mail for the one-year anniversary of The Report. Enclosed is two dollars, which he intends to keep.
10/12/2006
01:15
North Korean Weapons Test Scare
The Colbert Report
S2 E130
An earthquake in Southeast Asia prompted fears that North Korea was testing another nuclear weapon. Stephen says Kim Jong-il should bring it on.
10/12/2006
06:50
Jeff Swartz
The Colbert Report
S2 E144
CEO of Timberland, Jeff Swartz, argues that you can run a corporation and have a positive impact on the environment at the same time.
10/14/2006
04:01
The Word - Expecting
The Colbert Report
S2 E144
Stephen suggests that the Republican senators who lost their seats be impregnated with a womb transplant to save the embryos they wanted to destroy.
10/14/2006
03:25
Stephen Jr. in Canada
The Colbert Report
S2 E144
Since his release from captivity, Stephen Jr. has ventured off to Canada, but with your help, Stephen thinks we can get him to come back to America.
10/14/2006
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