The Colbert Report
Intro - 10/11/06
Season 2 E 129 • 10/11/2006
If you ask Stephen, you're all winners 'cause you're watching his show.
Sign Off - Mrs. ColbertThe Colbert ReportS2 E128
In Stephen's book, every person in the country is Miss America. No, better -- Mrs. Colbert.
Stephen R.A.P.S. - Gender IssuesThe Colbert ReportS2 E128
Stephen heads out into the audience to take on a few tough questions about gender, which he doesn't see.
Tek Jansen - Space Station Theta-Zeus-AquariusThe Colbert ReportS2 E129
Tek Jansen is dispatched by Senator Depaaa to Space Station Theta-Zeus-Aquarius to rendezvous with the Hgbwian envoy, and now must park his space cruiser.
Green Screen - George LucasThe Colbert ReportS2 E129
Witness the groundbreaking meeting between Stephen and Jar Jar Binks!
Green Screen Challenge - The WinnerThe Colbert ReportS2 E129
Green Screen Challenge entries are graded according to 58 criteria including originality and poise. Can Bonnie R. post a perfect score to beat George L.'s near-perfect 39.9?
Stephen Cashes InThe Colbert ReportS2 E129
Stephen estimates that the 2,600 videos of him on YouTube are about a third of the total -- so he's owed a third of the $1.65 billion from the site's sale to Google.
Green Screen Challenge - The Final CutThe Colbert ReportS2 E129
Stephen's set to announce the winner of the Green Screen Challenge -- but not without paying tribute, in montage form, to the many heroes who submitted entries.
Green Screen Challenge - The FinalistsThe Colbert ReportS2 E129
Stephen shows the entries from the two finalists, Bonnie R. of Torrance, CA, and George L. of Marin County, CA.
Shout Out! - From Baghdad to The ReportThe Colbert ReportS2 E129
Stephen sends a shout out to three army soldiers who've replaced the sign pointing to Baghdad with a sign pointing to The Colbert Report's studio.
Lightsaber DuelThe Colbert ReportS2 E129
Stephen has a lightsaber duel with George Lucas.
Intro - 10/11/06The Colbert ReportS2 E129
Google buys YouTube, a new Tek Jansen adventure is aired, and Stephen announces the winner of the Green Screen Challenge.
Intro - 10/12/06The Colbert ReportS2 E130
Tonight: North Korean threats, New Jersey's 4th district and Governor Brian Schweitzer.
Sign Off - Revved UpThe Colbert ReportS2 E130
Stephen says that if this show hasn't gotten you revved up for some lovemaking, it's hopeless.
Gay Republicans - Andrew SullivanThe Colbert ReportS2 E130
Andrew Sullivan is the only gay conservative Stephen knows, but Stephen thought that traditional conservatives were closeted homosexuals.
Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 4th - Carol GayThe Colbert ReportS2 E130
New Jersey's 4th District Congressman Christopher Smith wouldn't sit down with Stephen, but his challenger, Carol Gay, would.
Brian SchweitzerThe Colbert ReportS2 E130
Stephen is disappointed to learn from Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer that the state has given into the Feds and adopted speed limits.
Congratulatory MailThe Colbert ReportS2 E130
Stephen has received the first piece of congratulatory mail for the one-year anniversary of The Report. Enclosed is two dollars, which he intends to keep.
North Korean Weapons Test ScareThe Colbert ReportS2 E130
An earthquake in Southeast Asia prompted fears that North Korea was testing another nuclear weapon. Stephen says Kim Jong-il should bring it on.
Jeff SwartzThe Colbert ReportS2 E144
CEO of Timberland, Jeff Swartz, argues that you can run a corporation and have a positive impact on the environment at the same time.
The Word - ExpectingThe Colbert ReportS2 E144
Stephen suggests that the Republican senators who lost their seats be impregnated with a womb transplant to save the embryos they wanted to destroy.
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