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Season 2 E 129 • 10/11/2006

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01:44

The Colbert ReportS2 E128
Sign Off - Mrs. Colbert

In Stephen's book, every person in the country is Miss America. No, better -- Mrs. Colbert.
10/10/2006
04:46

The Colbert ReportS2 E128
Stephen R.A.P.S. - Gender Issues

Stephen heads out into the audience to take on a few tough questions about gender, which he doesn't see.
10/10/2006
04:14

The Colbert ReportS2 E129
Tek Jansen - Space Station Theta-Zeus-Aquarius

Tek Jansen is dispatched by Senator Depaaa to Space Station Theta-Zeus-Aquarius to rendezvous with the Hgbwian envoy, and now must park his space cruiser.
10/11/2006
05:18

The Colbert ReportS2 E129
Green Screen - George Lucas

Witness the groundbreaking meeting between Stephen and Jar Jar Binks!
10/11/2006
02:53

The Colbert ReportS2 E129
Green Screen Challenge - The Winner

Green Screen Challenge entries are graded according to 58 criteria including originality and poise. Can Bonnie R. post a perfect score to beat George L.'s near-perfect 39.9?
10/11/2006
01:01

The Colbert ReportS2 E129
Stephen Cashes In

Stephen estimates that the 2,600 videos of him on YouTube are about a third of the total -- so he's owed a third of the $1.65 billion from the site's sale to Google.
10/11/2006
02:37

The Colbert ReportS2 E129
Green Screen Challenge - The Final Cut

Stephen's set to announce the winner of the Green Screen Challenge -- but not without paying tribute, in montage form, to the many heroes who submitted entries.
10/11/2006
05:18

The Colbert ReportS2 E129
Green Screen Challenge - The Finalists

Stephen shows the entries from the two finalists, Bonnie R. of Torrance, CA, and George L. of Marin County, CA.
10/11/2006
02:39

The Colbert ReportS2 E129
Shout Out! - From Baghdad to The Report

Stephen sends a shout out to three army soldiers who've replaced the sign pointing to Baghdad with a sign pointing to The Colbert Report's studio.
10/11/2006
00:32

The Colbert ReportS2 E129
Lightsaber Duel

Stephen has a lightsaber duel with George Lucas.
10/11/2006
00:36

The Colbert ReportS2 E129
Intro - 10/11/06

Google buys YouTube, a new Tek Jansen adventure is aired, and Stephen announces the winner of the Green Screen Challenge.
10/11/2006
00:31

The Colbert ReportS2 E130
Intro - 10/12/06

Tonight: North Korean threats, New Jersey's 4th district and Governor Brian Schweitzer.
10/12/2006
00:11

The Colbert ReportS2 E130
Sign Off - Revved Up

Stephen says that if this show hasn't gotten you revved up for some lovemaking, it's hopeless.
10/12/2006
04:55

The Colbert ReportS2 E130
Gay Republicans - Andrew Sullivan

Andrew Sullivan is the only gay conservative Stephen knows, but Stephen thought that traditional conservatives were closeted homosexuals.
10/12/2006
05:59

The Colbert ReportS2 E130
Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 4th - Carol Gay

New Jersey's 4th District Congressman Christopher Smith wouldn't sit down with Stephen, but his challenger, Carol Gay, would.
10/12/2006
05:39

The Colbert ReportS2 E130
Brian Schweitzer

Stephen is disappointed to learn from Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer that the state has given into the Feds and adopted speed limits.
10/12/2006
01:42

The Colbert ReportS2 E130
Congratulatory Mail

Stephen has received the first piece of congratulatory mail for the one-year anniversary of The Report. Enclosed is two dollars, which he intends to keep.
10/12/2006
01:15

The Colbert ReportS2 E130
North Korean Weapons Test Scare

An earthquake in Southeast Asia prompted fears that North Korea was testing another nuclear weapon. Stephen says Kim Jong-il should bring it on.
10/12/2006
06:50

The Colbert ReportS2 E144
Jeff Swartz

CEO of Timberland, Jeff Swartz, argues that you can run a corporation and have a positive impact on the environment at the same time.
10/14/2006
04:01

The Colbert ReportS2 E144
The Word - Expecting

Stephen suggests that the Republican senators who lost their seats be impregnated with a womb transplant to save the embryos they wanted to destroy.
10/14/2006
03:25

The Colbert ReportS2 E144
Stephen Jr. in Canada

Since his release from captivity, Stephen Jr. has ventured off to Canada, but with your help, Stephen thinks we can get him to come back to America.
10/14/2006
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