The Colbert Report
On Notice - Mort Zuckerman
Season 2 • 06/12/2006
Stephen replaces "The Sea" with "Mort Zuckerman" on his On Notice list.
The Colbert ReportS2 Steve Johnson
Author Steve Johnson talks about how kids today are recreating history in video games instead of stealing their dads' beer.
The Colbert ReportS2 Honorary Doctor
Stephen received an honorary doctorate from Knox College after performing a commencement speech there.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Goooooaaaaaal!
Stephen explains why it would be in America's best interest to ignore the World Cup.
The Colbert ReportS2 Good News About Terror
Stephen announces that women over 40 are now more likely to get married than get killed in a terrorist attack.
The Colbert ReportS2 A Tip From Stephen Colbert's Gardening Almanac
Stephen offers a tip from his very own gardening almanac.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/12/06
Tonight's episode features images of Tom DeLay, the Tony Awards and Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Tom DeLay's Farewell Address
Rather than take away from his eloquent speech, Stephen gives you Tom DeLay's speech as The Word.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tip/Wag - College Students
Stephen tips his hat to and wags his finger at the people, animals and weather patterns involved in current events, from college students to rain.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tony Awards
The Tony Awards provide an easy way for Stephen to examine the homosexual threat.
The Colbert ReportS2 Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. supports his article in Rolling Stone Magazine claiming President Bush stole the 2004 presidential election.
The Colbert ReportS2 On Notice - Mort Zuckerman
Following a poorly researched fax transmission, Stephen Colbert puts U.S. News & World Report editor Mort Zuckerman On Notice.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Great F***ing Idea
Stephen loves the idea of raising fines for broadcast indecency so much that he wants to be the first one to pay.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen Jr. Update
With video footage provided by the San Francisco Zoo, Stephen watches his young eagle son grow up.
The Colbert ReportS2 NSA Wiretapping
Stephen invites anyone to call him for just 50 cents a minute to show they're in good, patriotic company.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tim Flannery
Author and climatologist Tim Flannery attempts to convince Stephen that humans are causing a global climate change.
The Colbert ReportS2 Feline Bravery
Stephen salutes a New Jersey tabby cat that chased a bear up a tree.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/13/06
Tonight, Stephen reports on the FCC crackdown and interviews climatologist Tim Flannery.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - Georgia's 8th - Lynn Westmoreland
Representative Westmoreland wants the Ten Commandments displayed in the houses of Congress; Stephen wants Representative Westmoreland to name them.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - License Renewal
The President and his war cabinet are getting down to the tough business of planning the war they started four years ago, and Stephen's removing his tie in a show of support.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Disappearing Act
Stephen's due on "Late Show with David Letterman" any second, and has to get there in a snap.
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