The Colbert Report
Top News Stories All at Once
Season 7 • 03/23/2011
Stephen covers the news about Japan, Libya and the 2012 presidential race all at once.
Raging Art-On - Art 2The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen sits down with a panel of appraisers to set a price for his portrait and generates buzz at the pre-auction cocktail party.
Ayman MohyeldinThe Colbert ReportS7
Ayman Mohyeldin says the American cable companies that refuse to carry Al Jazeera help contribute to the misinformation about the Middle East.
Crisis in the Middle Everywhere - CNN and Fox News Fight in LibyaThe Colbert ReportS7
Fox News and CNN courageously report on the fighting in Libya between Fox News and CNN.
Intro - 3/22/11The Colbert ReportS7
The art world buzzes about Stephen's portrait, and Ayman Mohyeldin talks about Al Jazeera English in the Situation Mosque.
Californians Respond to Japanese DisasterThe Colbert ReportS7
Californians panic over trace amounts of radiation that might drift 5,000 miles and contaminate their Jamba Juices.
Nathan MyhrvoldThe Colbert ReportS7
Nathan Myhrvold uses modern scientific methods to cook 72-hour pastrami and pistachio ice cream without cream.
Sign Off - Pistachio Ice CreamThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen signs off with pistachio ice cream.
Raging Art-On - Art 3The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen dances to Snoop Dogg with Simon de Pury and offers to personally hang his portrait in the winning bidder's walk-in cocaine closet.
The Word - Over-ReactorThe Colbert ReportS7
The time to review the safety of nuclear power plants is not immediately after Japan's major environmental catastrophe.
Top News Stories All at OnceThe Colbert ReportS7
Colonel Gaddafi announces that he's traveling to Iowa to dump seawater on the nuclear reactors.
Channeled RageThe Colbert ReportS7
The conflict in Libya between CNN's Nic Robertson and Fox News' Steve Harrigan escalates.
Jody WilliamsThe Colbert ReportS7
Jody Williams doesn't believe she's better than men, but she thinks she's smarter than a lot of them.
Eat, Pray to Eat - Laurie GarrettThe Colbert ReportS7
Laurie Garrett explains how biofuels, natural disasters and disease contribute to the global food crisis.
Bears & Balls - Misery EditionThe Colbert ReportS7
CNBC's Larry Kudlow sees the good news in Japan's earthquake, and global food prices skyrocket.
Intro - 3/24/11The Colbert ReportS7
Food prices skyrocket, a cable news feud escalates, and Jody Williams wants to advance equality for all.
Sign Off - John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen urges everyone to watch John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show because he understands his desperate desire to escape Jon Stewart.
Chaos in ChaonadaThe Colbert ReportS7
Embattled Prime Minister Stephen Harper orders Mounties to dump cauldrons of boiling maple syrup on marauding bands of rebel Inuit.
Shout Out to Cece LedererThe Colbert ReportS7
Cece Lederer was injured defending her mom from Ultimate Fighting Champion Brock Lesnar.
Tip/Wag - Cigarette Tax, Abortion Waiting Period & Bargain TravelersThe Colbert ReportS7
New Hampshire cuts its cigarette tax, South Dakota requires a waiting period for abortions, and thrifty terrorists pose a security threat.
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