The Colbert Report
Jesus Is a Liberal Democrat
Season 6 • 12/16/2010
If anything happens to God, we could end up with a socialist deity redistributing loaves and fishes.
The Colbert ReportS6 Stephen Wins Twitter - Biz Stone
Stephen refuses to exploit his 1.9 million Twitter followers to plug Water.org for Matt Damon and receives the first-ever Golden Tweet Award from Biz Stone.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tiny Triumphs - Lethal Drug Shortage
Arizona lends California a rare lethal drug so it can carry out the state's first execution in five years.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Winter Fashion Tip
A scarf is a great way to add a little color to your ensemble.
The Colbert ReportS6 World War 3.0 - Omar Wasow
While Stephen waits for his Prodigy account to open, Omar Wasow discusses what is at stake in the cyberwar.
The Colbert ReportS6 Laird Hamilton
Laird Hamilton discusses the most dangerous thing in the ocean and the plus side of global warming.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 12/15/10
There aren't enough drugs to kill death row inmates, and Laird Hamilton shoots the curl of Stephen's rage.
The Colbert ReportS6 Scanner-Defying Pancakes
Pancakes will allow law-abiding citizens to hide their private parts from the hungry eyes of those TSA perverts.
The Colbert ReportS6 Paul Simon
Paul Simon talks about how he sampled a sermon from 1941 for his first Christmas song.
The Colbert ReportS6 Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris shows how to save money by freezing cookie crumbs for the office holiday party.
The Colbert ReportS6 Christmas Holy Week
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid threatens to make lawmakers work on the holy week after Christmas.
The Colbert ReportS6 Jesus Is a Liberal Democrat
Jesus was always flapping his gums about the poor, but not once did he call for tax cuts for the wealthiest two percent of Romans.
The Colbert ReportS7 Ed Rendell
Ed Rendell explains that America is wussing out by not doing anything about China and canceling football games because of weather.
The Colbert ReportS7 Snowpocalypse 2010
Because of a dusting of 30 inches of snow, the NFL postpones a Vikings-Eagles game from Sunday to Tuesday.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Home Improvement Tip
Fix a leaky roof by hammering the electrical box, moving into a neighbor's house and causing the end of their marriage.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 1/3/11
Stephen looks into charities' possible misuse of funds, uncovers a menace in Florida and asks Ed Rendell how it feels to be the only Democrat leaving office by choice.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tip/Wag - Susan G. Komen Foundation & Spider-Man Musical
The Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation spends donor funds to sue other charities, and Spider-Man saves Broadway with violent disfigurement.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Enemy Within - Caboodle Ranch
In Lee, Florida, Craig Grant trains his 650 cats to take over America's government, law enforcement and failing schools.
The Colbert ReportS7 Native American Overlords
Stephen addresses America's new Indian overlords after President Obama endorses the U.N.'s declaration on the rights of indigenous peoples.
The Colbert ReportS7 Geoffrey Canada
Geoffrey Canada works to educate kids and teach them how to grow up without using violence.
The Colbert ReportS7 Gold Faithful
Jay the Intern demonstrates how well the gold standard works when he delivers Stephen's coffee and his change.