The Colbert Report
Jesus Is a Liberal Democrat
Season 6 • 12/16/2010
If anything happens to God, we could end up with a socialist deity redistributing loaves and fishes.
Stephen Wins Twitter - Biz StoneThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen refuses to exploit his 1.9 million Twitter followers to plug Water.org for Matt Damon and receives the first-ever Golden Tweet Award from Biz Stone.
Tiny Triumphs - Lethal Drug ShortageThe Colbert ReportS6
Arizona lends California a rare lethal drug so it can carry out the state's first execution in five years.
Sign Off - Winter Fashion TipThe Colbert ReportS6
A scarf is a great way to add a little color to your ensemble.
World War 3.0 - Omar WasowThe Colbert ReportS6
While Stephen waits for his Prodigy account to open, Omar Wasow discusses what is at stake in the cyberwar.
Laird HamiltonThe Colbert ReportS6
Laird Hamilton discusses the most dangerous thing in the ocean and the plus side of global warming.
Intro - 12/15/10The Colbert ReportS6
There aren't enough drugs to kill death row inmates, and Laird Hamilton shoots the curl of Stephen's rage.
Scanner-Defying PancakesThe Colbert ReportS6
Pancakes will allow law-abiding citizens to hide their private parts from the hungry eyes of those TSA perverts.
Paul SimonThe Colbert ReportS6
Paul Simon talks about how he sampled a sermon from 1941 for his first Christmas song.
Amy SedarisThe Colbert ReportS6
Amy Sedaris shows how to save money by freezing cookie crumbs for the office holiday party.
Christmas Holy WeekThe Colbert ReportS6
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid threatens to make lawmakers work on the holy week after Christmas.
Jesus Is a Liberal DemocratThe Colbert ReportS6
Jesus was always flapping his gums about the poor, but not once did he call for tax cuts for the wealthiest two percent of Romans.
Ed RendellThe Colbert ReportS7
Ed Rendell explains that America is wussing out by not doing anything about China and canceling football games because of weather.
Snowpocalypse 2010The Colbert ReportS7
Because of a dusting of 30 inches of snow, the NFL postpones a Vikings-Eagles game from Sunday to Tuesday.
Sign Off - Home Improvement TipThe Colbert ReportS7
Fix a leaky roof by hammering the electrical box, moving into a neighbor's house and causing the end of their marriage.
Intro - 1/3/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen looks into charities' possible misuse of funds, uncovers a menace in Florida and asks Ed Rendell how it feels to be the only Democrat leaving office by choice.
Tip/Wag - Susan G. Komen Foundation & Spider-Man MusicalThe Colbert ReportS7
The Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation spends donor funds to sue other charities, and Spider-Man saves Broadway with violent disfigurement.
The Enemy Within - Caboodle RanchThe Colbert ReportS7
In Lee, Florida, Craig Grant trains his 650 cats to take over America's government, law enforcement and failing schools.
Native American OverlordsThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen addresses America's new Indian overlords after President Obama endorses the U.N.'s declaration on the rights of indigenous peoples.
Geoffrey CanadaThe Colbert ReportS7
Geoffrey Canada works to educate kids and teach them how to grow up without using violence.
Gold FaithfulThe Colbert ReportS7
Jay the Intern demonstrates how well the gold standard works when he delivers Stephen's coffee and his change.
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