The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Guest Requirements

Season 8 • 11/12/2003

A woman in the audience climaxes upon hearing Brendan Fraser's name.

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Peter Dinklage
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Peter Dinklage's dinner with the Prince of Morocco was just not really that good of a time.
11/11/2003
00:10

Moment of Zen - The Case for Clean
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In our society, dirty people just aren't trusted.
11/11/2003
01:18

Maximum Profitability
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Jon explains to the kids at home what happens sometimes when a man loves a woman.
11/11/2003
02:18

GI Woe
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President Bush wanted to get veterans health insurance but didn't know if they already had it, so here's a tomb.
11/11/2003
04:14

This Week in God - Ramadan, Pigs, Tree Stump
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A tree stump in a vacant lot frequented by heroin users in Passaic, New Jersey looks kind of like the Virgin Mary.
11/12/2003
01:58

Where's the Head?
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New York City real estate heir Robert Durst, who cut up the body of his neighbor, argues self-defense.
11/12/2003
04:40

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Kerry Campaign
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John Kerry fired his campaign manager, then his deputy finance director quit, along with his campaign spokesman and a plucky intern.
11/12/2003
02:21

Kerrey 07
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Ed Helms won't say that John Kerry inspires no passion, that he looks like he's decomposing, that every time he opens his mouth you expect him to say, "brains, more brains."
11/12/2003
05:25

Wyclef Jean
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This has been Wyclef Jean, Senior Analyst in Charge of Rap with the rap news.
11/12/2003
00:11

Moment of Zen - Miracle
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A tree stump in New Jersey bearing a resemblance to the Virgin Mary.
11/12/2003
00:49

Guest Requirements
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Jon Stewart announces that all guests are now required to do a rap version of the news like Wyclef Jean.
11/12/2003
03:21

30 Hour Party People
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In a 30 hour jackass filibuster, senators from both parties are alternating speaking in half hour slots about any subject that comes to mind.
11/13/2003
00:39

Skipping the Holiday Blues
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Jon Stewart previews the guests and stories for next week's show.
11/13/2003
02:38

Mess O'Potamia - Operation Iron Hammer
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Jon Stewart shows the wrong night vision tape, which is a result of downloading your entire show off the internet for free.
11/13/2003
00:13

Moment of Zen - Filibuster
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Senator Bill Frist and Rick Santorum give speeches during a Senate filibuster.
11/13/2003
01:18

The Colbert Report - No Fact Zone
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Join Stephen Colbert for a lively half-hour, as he delves right past the issues of the day and straight into what he thinks.
11/13/2003
01:29

Just Being Britney
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In the history of television, Britney Spears has the largest ratio of amount she is on television, to the amount she has to say.
11/13/2003
02:19

Filibuster Controversy
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Senior Washington Correspondent Ed Helms looks forward to hearing partisan spins on timeless classics.
11/13/2003
01:30

Gov, Actually
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Arnold Schwarzenegger has promised that his governor inauguration ceremony will be simple, with hardly any killing.
11/13/2003
05:22

Brendan Fraser
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Brendan Fraser promises that his latest movie with the Looney Tunes characters is nothing like "Space Jam."
11/13/2003
02:06

Alabama Getaway
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Chief Justice Roy Moore was removed from the Alabama Supreme Court after his repeated refusal to remove the Ten Commandments from the lobby of the courthouse.
11/17/2003
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