The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Guest Requirements

Season 8 • 11/12/2003

A woman in the audience climaxes upon hearing Brendan Fraser's name.

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Peter Dinklage

Peter Dinklage's dinner with the Prince of Morocco was just not really that good of a time.
11/11/2003
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Moment of Zen - The Case for Clean

In our society, dirty people just aren't trusted.
11/11/2003
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Maximum Profitability

Jon explains to the kids at home what happens sometimes when a man loves a woman.
11/11/2003
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GI Woe

President Bush wanted to get veterans health insurance but didn't know if they already had it, so here's a tomb.
11/11/2003
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This Week in God - Ramadan, Pigs, Tree Stump

A tree stump in a vacant lot frequented by heroin users in Passaic, New Jersey looks kind of like the Virgin Mary.
11/12/2003
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Where's the Head?

New York City real estate heir Robert Durst, who cut up the body of his neighbor, argues self-defense.
11/12/2003
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Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Kerry Campaign

John Kerry fired his campaign manager, then his deputy finance director quit, along with his campaign spokesman and a plucky intern.
11/12/2003
02:21

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Kerrey 07

Ed Helms won't say that John Kerry inspires no passion, that he looks like he's decomposing, that every time he opens his mouth you expect him to say, "brains, more brains."
11/12/2003
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Wyclef Jean

This has been Wyclef Jean, Senior Analyst in Charge of Rap with the rap news.
11/12/2003
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Moment of Zen - Miracle

A tree stump in New Jersey bearing a resemblance to the Virgin Mary.
11/12/2003
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Guest Requirements

Jon Stewart announces that all guests are now required to do a rap version of the news like Wyclef Jean.
11/12/2003
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30 Hour Party People

In a 30 hour jackass filibuster, senators from both parties are alternating speaking in half hour slots about any subject that comes to mind.
11/13/2003
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Skipping the Holiday Blues

Jon Stewart previews the guests and stories for next week's show.
11/13/2003
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Mess O'Potamia - Operation Iron Hammer

Jon Stewart shows the wrong night vision tape, which is a result of downloading your entire show off the internet for free.
11/13/2003
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Moment of Zen - Filibuster

Senator Bill Frist and Rick Santorum give speeches during a Senate filibuster.
11/13/2003
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The Colbert Report - No Fact Zone

Join Stephen Colbert for a lively half-hour, as he delves right past the issues of the day and straight into what he thinks.
11/13/2003
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Just Being Britney

In the history of television, Britney Spears has the largest ratio of amount she is on television, to the amount she has to say.
11/13/2003
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Filibuster Controversy

Senior Washington Correspondent Ed Helms looks forward to hearing partisan spins on timeless classics.
11/13/2003
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Gov, Actually

Arnold Schwarzenegger has promised that his governor inauguration ceremony will be simple, with hardly any killing.
11/13/2003
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Brendan Fraser

Brendan Fraser promises that his latest movie with the Looney Tunes characters is nothing like "Space Jam."
11/13/2003
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Alabama Getaway

Chief Justice Roy Moore was removed from the Alabama Supreme Court after his repeated refusal to remove the Ten Commandments from the lobby of the courthouse.
11/17/2003
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