The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Thersday for the Graduates

Season 3 • 05/13/1999

Just because you can drink fifteen shots of tequila, doesn't mean you should.

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01:10

Headlines - Cashing Out
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Robert Rubin steps down as White House Treasury Secretary, Bill Clinton has one less secretary to chase around his desk.
05/13/1999
01:05

This Just In - Brave New Worm
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Tapeworms may posses a gene which could help humans live longer, so don't let your dying, rich uncle play in the dirt.
05/13/1999
00:23

Intro - Secret Word
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In honor of a policeman in the audience, Jon announces the secret word, "cup it."
05/13/1999
00:22

Moment of Zen - Snake Swallow
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A man puts a snake up his nose and pulls it out his mouth.
05/13/1999
01:11

Headlines - Bloke and Dagger
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The identities of British spies are revealed online and with a credit card you can see Pussy Galore.
05/13/1999
01:48

Star Wars - The Obligatory Coverage
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Excitement is Hollywood's middle name, especially when it comes to waiting in long lines.
05/13/1999
02:05

Ad Nauseam - Presentation
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Be careful when introducing new characters too abruptly in your commercial, especially when it is a potentially vicious, human sized bunny.
05/13/1999
01:10

Headlines - Plea in My Mouth
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Prosecutors delivered the charges against Larry Flynt in a low, breathy voice.
05/13/1999
03:47

Esai Morales
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Esai Morales went to the High School of the Performing Arts in NYC at the same time "Fame" was being filmed.
05/13/1999
00:45

Recap - Economy, Porn, Worm
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Jon Stewart recaps the night's top stories and announces the guests for next week.
05/13/1999
02:34

Thersday for the Graduates
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Even though Jon Stewart was not asked to give a commencement speech at a school or university, he's decided to give one anyway.
05/13/1999
01:09

Other News - Wandering Jews
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With Israelis in America flying home to vote in the national elections, flight attendants will hear lots of people demanding the kosher meal.
05/13/1999
01:00

Biglietteria Incasso
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Chili's brings you a multicultural take on Hollywood ticket sales.
05/17/1999
01:12

Headlines - Bibi Please Don't Go
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Israeli voters choose Barak over Netanyahu as new prime minister.
05/17/1999
01:30

A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - Giuliani's New York
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Giuliani has reduced crime by cracking down on the homeless, drugs, music, kittens, and the color blue.
05/17/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Man with Lamp
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Decorative lamp just out of the side and mouth of a parading man in an unidentified country.
05/17/1999
01:15

This Just In - Dead Letter Day
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The Daily Show has obtained an exclusive copy of an 85 year old World War I letter thought to be lost at sea.
05/17/1999
01:03

Other News - Booth Or Consequences
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Denny's corporate makeover does further damage to its already tarnished image.
05/17/1999
00:50

Headlines - Down by Law
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In spite of tireless lobbying by the NRA, crime rates dropped for the seventh consecutive year.
05/17/1999
00:54

Other News - A Plate Worse Than Death
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New Republican-backed license plates encourage abstinence, horny Germans and hating Cubans.
05/17/1999
04:26

Jane Seymour
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Jane Seymour and Jon discuss British History that no one in the audience cares about.
05/17/1999
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