The Colbert Report
Space Module: Colbert - William Gerstenmaier
Season 5 • 03/10/2009
Stephen wants William Gerstenmaier to promise he'll name the space module after him.
The Colbert ReportS5 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Wyoming's At-Large - Cynthia Lummis
Stephen asks Cynthia Lummis what Wyoming's black guy is like.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 3/9/09
If Stacy drugged Rex's drink, who is going to perform Felicia's brain surgery?
The Colbert ReportS5 Sleep Tight, Abraham
Sleep tight, Abraham. You've got a big day tomorrow.
The Colbert ReportS5 Lisa Hannigan
Lisa Hannigan sewed the cover, liner notes and lyrics of her album "Sea Sew."
The Colbert ReportS5 New Baby Abraham Carter Grosz
Any script, teleplay or offspring generated by an employee of The Colbert Report is the intellectual property of Stephen Colbert.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sick Three-Way
Stephen is an unwilling party to your sick three-way, and he'll see you in court.
The Colbert ReportS5 Jay Keasling
Jay Keasling says the same yeast that we use to produce beer and bread will soon be fueling our cars and planes.
The Colbert ReportS5 Conservative Rap Battle - Droppin' Science on Michael Steele
Michael Steele may not have seen "8 Mile," but a key part of every rap battle is showing up to the rap battle.
The Colbert ReportS5 Coffee-Induced Hallucinations
Stephen should have never bought M. Night Shyamalan coffee.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 3/10/09
Republican Party Chairman Michael Steele is in trouble -- his punishment: being chairman of the Republican Party.
The Colbert ReportS5 Space Module: Colbert - William Gerstenmaier
Stephen asks William Gerstenmaier to commit to naming the space module "Colbert," if he wins the online vote.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Rand Illusion
Stephen wants to live on an island with the CEOs, hedge fund managers, House Republicans and TV pundits.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Encore
If you clap for 23.5 hours straight, Stephen will come back for an encore.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 3/11/09
Republicans turn to a classic novel for inspiration -- 'It was the worst of times, it was the worster of times.'
The Colbert ReportS5 Howard Fineman
Howard Fineman believes Americans were born and bred to argue.
The Colbert ReportS5 Cheating Death - Legal, Sweat & Pre-Natal Health
For those who want custom babies, but can't afford designer prices, Prescott introduces the Build-A-Baby Workshop.
The Colbert ReportS5 Earmarks Abuse Ends Tomorrow
Obama announces the end of earmarks abuse, and then signs an appropriations bill containing nearly 9,000 earmarks.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 3/12/09
Guess where Stephen's face is showing up now -- besides your grilled cheese sandwiches.
The Colbert ReportS5 Mahmoud's Non-Consensual Endorsement Deal
If Iran is going to use Stephen to sell products he hasn't endorsed over there, he'll use Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to sell products over here.
The Colbert ReportS5 Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Barreleye Fish
National Geographic releases footage of a fish that has a see-through head and twitching green sacks of goo for eyes.
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