The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Mazda Scandal Booth
Season 9 • 05/20/2013
Stephen gets ready to scandal.
Tip/Wag - Wind Turbines & ChinaThe Colbert ReportS9
The Obama administration fails to prosecute wind energy companies for killing eagles, and China launches a Middle East peace proposal.
AsparagusgateThe Colbert ReportS9
The House Judiciary Committee grills Attorney General Eric Holder, and Louie Gohmert accuses Holder of casting aspersions on his asparagus.
Intro - 5/16/13The Colbert ReportS9
Windmills have their shortcomings, printable weapons threaten gun control, and Dr. Daniel Lieberman discusses his research on long-distance running.
Daniel LiebermanThe Colbert ReportS9
Harvard University's Daniel Lieberman explains that human beings are among the best long-distance runners in the world because they're good at sweating.
3D Printed GunsThe Colbert ReportS9
Texas law student Cody Wilson is very clear about why he wants to make plastic firearms and high-capacity magazines available online.
Mazda Scandal Booth - The IRSThe Colbert ReportS9
The IRS targets tax-exempt organizations that don't have to reveal their donors, and acting commissioner Steve Miller loses his job.
David SassoonThe Colbert ReportS9
Environmental journalist David Sassoon discusses dilbit spills, climate change and his online publication, InsideClimate News.
Mazda Scandal Booth - BenghaziThe Colbert ReportS9
Angry Republicans don't know where Benghazi is, and journalist Jonathan Karl admits that he never saw the rumored Benghazi cover-up email.
Mazda Scandal Booth - The IRS - Trevor PotterThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen's lawyer explains that Colbert Super PAC SHH!'s tax-exempt status was never granted because he never filed for it.
Sign Off - Mazda Scandal BoothThe Colbert ReportS9
Obama's scandals encircle Stephen.
Intro - 5/21/13The Colbert ReportS9
An unexpected treatment alleviates heart disease, the government meddles in people's private lives, and Harvard's Noah Feldman discusses America's relationship with China.
Cheating Death - Sun Exposure & MarijuanaThe Colbert ReportS9
Sunlight treats high blood pressure, and marijuana improves metabolism.
Noah FeldmanThe Colbert ReportS9
Dr. Noah Feldman defines "Cool War" and explains why America should be afraid of China as a fast-rising, interdependent global superpower.
Irish Potato Famine PathogenThe Colbert ReportS9
Justice has finally been served for a cold-blooded killer who has been at large for over 150 years.
Census Bureau HarassmentThe Colbert ReportS9
Every few years, the Census Bureau shows up on people's front porches like a drunk ex-boyfriend, so Congressman Jeff Duncan attempts to stop it.
Tip/Wag - Senators Mitch and Chong & Resourceful Rich FolkThe Colbert ReportS9
Senators Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul say hemp is different from marijuana, and black-market Disney guides help rich families skip ride lines.
Intro - 5/22/13The Colbert ReportS9
PBS deals with a scandal, and indie rockers The National share their dark gloomy music.
"Citizen Koch"The Colbert ReportS9
PBS drops a documentary called "Citizen Koch" because it feared the reaction of billionaire sponsor David Koch.
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