The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 5 • 09/06/2000

Stacey Grenrock-Woods questions whether we've been reading the wrong horoscopes.

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04:59

Donal Logue
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Instead of listening, Jon's thinking of getting work as a game show host when he gets fired.
09/05/2000
02:04

Debates
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Bush wants his podium to be "Homebase", while Gore wants to debate "Mexican Style."
09/05/2000
04:33

Warped Factor 9
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Steve Carell addresses the great strides Klingons have made in assimilation.
09/05/2000
01:45

This Just In - Casino Evil
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The millionaire mogul noted that Native American gambling establishments are among the most cost-effective because they use every party of the casino.
09/05/2000
04:15

Comment
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George W. Bush regrets that his comment about a New York Times reporter made it to the public air waves.
09/05/2000
04:07

Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Convention
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Jon confirms a couple of things: cookies and ass go together and Governor Bush was not sexually aroused by his presidential nomination.
09/06/2000
04:01

Headlines - Kofi's Choice
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World leaders hold a summit at the United Nations, Steve Carell gives a traffic update on the Manhattan area and "Big Brother" offers a bribe to any contestant on the show.
09/06/2000
04:01

Greg Kinnear
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Greg Kinnear talks about going to the set of "General Hospital" and taking up the dangerous hobby of flying.
09/06/2000
01:38

Other News - Razor Burn
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Children are folded in half, stuffed in backpacks and carried to hospitals after scooter injuries skyrocket.
09/06/2000
00:18

Moment of Zen - Pat Morita Sings
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Pat Morita sings the national anthem at the Democratic National Convention.
09/06/2000
03:43

Zodiac Buzz Killer
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Stacey Grenrock-Woods explains that due to thousands of years of space recklessly expanding, astrology may be gravely flawed.
09/06/2000
02:36

Indecision 2000 - Round-Up
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If the average wrestling fan were old enough to vote, it would be a write-in for more boobs.
09/07/2000
04:47

A Slick Campaign
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No one would have thought that a town's fortunes could be turned around by a lop-sided, yellowish, garlic looking, blob with a huge green ass.
09/07/2000
00:09

Moment of Zen - Putin the Hurt On
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Vladimir Putin, dressed in a gi, throws a man to the ground.
09/07/2000
06:33

Spinal Tap
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Over the years, Spinal Tap has realized that you can only fall so far before you bounce.
09/07/2000
02:38

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Bring It On
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Frank DeCaro hasn't felt this much white guilt since Michael Bolton sang "Dock of the Bay."
09/07/2000
02:35

Headlines - Shooting for Gold
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Human growth hormone is the performance enhancing drug of choice for the on-the-go athlete.
09/07/2000
03:11

Headlines - Nighty Knight
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Indiana University is not going to have Bobby Knight to kick it around anymore.
09/11/2000
03:11

This Just In - Emmy Given Sunday
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The big Emmy winners are the gay "Will & Grace" and the flaming "West Wing."
09/11/2000
02:22

Popular Music Omnibus - VMAs
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Nancy Walls reports on MTV's thrice-yearly annual music video awards.
09/11/2000
02:58

G.W. Bush From President
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Mo Rocca reports on George W. Bush's well-publicized public speaking gaffs.
09/11/2000
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