The Colbert Report

Intro - 3/10/08

Season 4 E 32 • 03/10/2008

It's not the size that counts -- it's whether it's shaped like Florida.

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05:07

Robert Reich
The Colbert ReportS4 E30

Stephen uses delicious metaphors to try and find out which candidate Robert Reich supports.
03/05/2008
00:33

Intro - 3/6/08
The Colbert ReportS4 E31

House Democrats refuse to renew a wire tapping bill -- sounds like someone's got something to hide.
03/06/2008
02:34

Hot Dog With the President
The Colbert ReportS4 E31

John McCain has ruined Stephen's life-long dream of having a private, presidential hot dog lunch with George W. Bush.
03/06/2008
04:03

The Word - AT & Treason
The Colbert ReportS4 E31

Call your congressman and tell them you want America to be protected. Call anyone -- the right people will be listening.
03/06/2008
05:10

John Legend
The Colbert ReportS4 E31

John Legend explains that true patriotism involves honest critiques and a willingness to change.
03/06/2008
04:03

Cheating Death - Surgery
The Colbert ReportS4 E31

Stephen's motto is: If you can cut a steak, you can remove a gall bladder.
03/06/2008
05:23

The '72 Democrats
The Colbert ReportS4 E32

Stephen gives us a special report on the 1972 Democratic presidential campaign.
03/10/2008
04:22

The Word - Size Matters
The Colbert ReportS4 E32

Stephen invents some new states -- like South Georgiabamasippiana -- to help Obama win the election.
03/10/2008
06:51

George McGovern
The Colbert ReportS4 E32

George McGovern believes that one can be an idealist and a realist at the same time.
03/10/2008
02:35

Whores!
The Colbert ReportS4 E32

Stephen reviews Gov. Eliot Spitzer's last appearance to find any clues about this recent scandal.
03/10/2008
00:27

Intro - 3/10/08
The Colbert ReportS4 E32

Hillary says the states she won are bigger than Obama's -- but it's not the size, it's whether it's shaped like Florida.
03/10/2008
06:06

The Word - Mr. Right Now
The Colbert ReportS4 E33

Stephen learns to love the less-than-perfect Republican presidential candidate John McCain.
03/11/2008
02:27

Spitzer Greeting Cards
The Colbert ReportS4 E33

It is not often that a husband can get a hug from his wife just for not going to a prostitute.
03/11/2008
06:34

Geraldo Rivera
The Colbert ReportS4 E33

Geraldo Rivera has had an "a-ha" moment that changed his opinion of Stephen.
03/11/2008
04:04

Colbert Platinum - Liechtenstein
The Colbert ReportS4 E33

Did Stephen's nemesis, Dr. Hans Maria Von Klugg, expose this European tax haven?
03/11/2008
00:09

Sign Off - Show's Over, America
The Colbert ReportS4 E33

The show has ended -- pencils down.
03/11/2008
00:34

Intro - 3/11/08
The Colbert ReportS4 E33

You have to check in on John McCain now and then to make sure he hasn't dozed off.
03/11/2008
00:30

Intro - 3/12/08
The Colbert ReportS4 E34

Eliot Spitzer resigns as governor of New York. Where will he find comfort in this difficult time?
03/12/2008
04:19

Spitzer Sandwich
The Colbert ReportS4 E34

Governor Eliot Spitzer's appearance on the show was sandwiched between his illegal activities.
03/12/2008
05:22

Howard Kurtz
The Colbert ReportS4 E34

Stephen asks Howard Kurtz if late night comedy shows should have any influence in politics.
03/12/2008
03:30

Smokin' Pole - Alaska
The Colbert ReportS4 E34

The Coast Guard has discovered that Alaska's continental shelf is actually longer than we thought.
03/12/2008
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