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CNN Finds Bubbles the Chimp

Season 5 • 07/02/2009

Anderson Cooper finds Bubbles the Chimp for the exclusive every newsman wants.

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00:37

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 7/1/09

The Supreme Court takes its recess, and Nicholas Kristof discusses "It's Time to Learn From Frogs" after crossing five lanes of busy traffic.
07/01/2009
02:38

The Colbert ReportS5
Tip/Wag - Cynthia Davis & Fox News

Representative Cynthia Davis opposes subsidized lunches for low-income children, and Fox News incorrectly identifies Mark Sanford as a Democrat.
07/01/2009
02:26

The Colbert ReportS5
The Second Coming of Ronald Reagan

Soon, Reagan will ride into town on the back of his mighty steed, Bonzo, and the Potomac will run red with the blood of bureaucrats.
07/01/2009
05:11

The Colbert ReportS5
Judge, Jury & Executioner - Firefighters, Gold Waste & Strip Search

The Supreme Court releases its decisions on firefighters' tests, goldmine waste and school strip searches.
07/01/2009
02:03

The Colbert ReportS5
The Clinton Curse

Mark Sanford joins other victims of the Clinton curse like Bob Livingston, Larry Craig and Newt Gingrich.
07/01/2009
00:06

The Colbert ReportS5
Sign Off - See You at the Bar

Stephen will see you at the bar.
07/02/2009
05:46

The Colbert ReportS5
Ed Viesturs

Stephen punches Ed Viesturs' Frequent Everest Card after his seventh climb to the summit of Mount Everest.
07/02/2009
05:04

The Colbert ReportS5
Re-Report - Lost Treasures of Babylon

Stephen shows more footage of basic training at Fort Jackson, flying with the Thunderbirds, and putting care packages together with Tom Hanks.
07/02/2009
00:33

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 7/2/09

Congress passes a renewable energy bill, and climber Ed Viesturs scales Stephen's ego.
07/02/2009
05:43

The Colbert ReportS5
The Word - Ban de Soleil

The sun is a dangerous, unchecked nuclear power that causes global warming, and it must be put out.
07/02/2009
01:30

The Colbert ReportS5
CNN Finds Bubbles the Chimp

Anderson Cooper uncovers shocking news about Bubbles the Chimp: he likes cucumbers and bananas.
07/02/2009
05:44

The Colbert ReportS5
Paul Krugman

Paul Krugman says the stimulus package is enough to help, but not enough to cure the economic crisis.
07/13/2009
03:41

The Colbert ReportS5
VA Backlog - Paul Rieckhoff

If Stephen gets 25,000 votes, Paul Rieckhoff will make him an honorary member of the Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America.
07/13/2009
06:19

The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Bork a Nominee

If Republicans want to stop Sonia Sotomayor's nomination, they must accuse her of bigotry, uncover her secrets and make her weigh in on abortion.
07/13/2009
02:40

The Colbert ReportS5
Remembering Remembering Michael Jackson

Stephen remembers the fine coverage of Michael Jackson's death, like his one-hour interview with Michael Tackson.
07/13/2009
00:36

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 7/13/09

The Sotomayor confirmation hearings begin, and New York Times columnist Paul Krugman knows a lot about money.
07/13/2009
00:07

The Colbert ReportS5
Goodnight

That's it for The Report, everybody.
07/13/2009
00:34

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 7/14/09

Stephen suggests looking for change in the folds of Barney Frank, and asks Leymah Gbowee where Liberia is.
07/14/2009
05:34

The Colbert ReportS5
Leymah Gbowee

Leymah Gbowee organized a sex strike among women until the Liberian civil war ended.
07/14/2009
05:10

The Colbert ReportS5
The Word - Guns, Credit, and Corn

The American government can use the defense budget to pay for health care and just turn sick people into a weapons program.
07/14/2009
04:51

The Colbert ReportS5
Senator Wences Questions Sonia Sotomayor

Senator Wences asks Sonia Sotomayor the tough questions while still maintaining cultural sensitivity.
07/14/2009
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