The Colbert Report

Nailed 'Em - Radical Knitting

Season 4 • 12/03/2008

Border Patrol stops a dangerous artist returning from Canada.

More

Watching

00:48

The Colbert ReportS4
Buy Stephen's Boots on eBay

Stephen's boots reek of holiday cheer and are up for auction on eBay.
12/02/2008
03:28

The Colbert ReportS4
Operation Humble Kanye - Buy Stephen's Album

Buy Stephen's album on iTunes tomorrow before Kanye West's head gets any bigger.
12/02/2008
03:58

The Colbert ReportS4
Colbert Platinum - Christmas Edition

The Miguel Caballero bulletproof Polo shirt is the perfect gift for the dad who has everything, including a price on his head.
12/02/2008
00:36

The Colbert ReportS4
Intro - 12/2/08

A Giants wide receiver is charged with gun possession. He -- could -- go -- all -- the -- way -- to -- jail!
12/02/2008
05:41

The Colbert ReportS4
Jeffrey Goldberg

Jeffrey Goldberg believes airports don't have security -- they've got security theater.
12/02/2008
05:24

The Colbert ReportS4
The Word - Barack-Handed Compliment

Rush Limbaugh isn't the only one who compliments Barack Obama's scheming.
12/03/2008
00:11

The Colbert ReportS4
The End, Not the Beginning

Unfortunately, it's not the beginning of the show.
12/03/2008
03:14

The Colbert ReportS4
NASA Spider Escapes

If the escaped spider successfully combines itself with Stephen's DNA in space, it'll be unstoppable.
12/03/2008
00:36

The Colbert ReportS4
Intro - 12/3/08

The media reacts to Obama's cabinet picks -- there's a debate over whether to shower him with praise or adulation.
12/03/2008
06:10

The Colbert ReportS4
Barbara Walters

Barbara Walters lists some previous fascinating people we've already forgotten.
12/03/2008
04:31

The Colbert ReportS4
Nailed 'Em - Radical Knitting

Our ever-vigilant Border Patrol not only keeps foreigners out, they prevent traveling Americans from coming back in.
12/03/2008
00:15

The Colbert ReportS4
Returning Monday

The show will return Monday, or will it?
12/04/2008
05:14

The Colbert ReportS4
Nicholas Wade

Nicholas Wade explains why he's going to all the trouble of recreating a woolly mammoth.
12/04/2008
04:51

The Colbert ReportS4
Movies That Are Destroying America - Holiday Movie Edition

The Santa in "Miracle on 34th Street" is a socialist.
12/04/2008
00:35

The Colbert ReportS4
Intro - 12/4/08

A new report predicts a biological attack within the next five years. That report sponsored by the Duct Tape Council.
12/04/2008
03:49

The Colbert ReportS4
Operation Humble Kanye - Stephen Beats Kanye

Stephen's album beats Kanye's on iTunes.
12/04/2008
05:21

The Colbert ReportS4
Pakistani Threat - Bob Graham

Bob Graham says Pakistan's nuclear arsenal and unstable government make a perfect bioterrorism storm.
12/04/2008
05:56

The Colbert ReportS4
Geoffrey Canada

Geoffrey Canada wants poor parents to raise smart children so they can become competitive in America.
12/08/2008
04:55

The Colbert ReportS4
The Word - Season of Giving

It's time we put aside our differences and help those car companies in need.
12/08/2008
02:27

The Colbert ReportS4
Bush Kisses Streisand

George W. Bush kisses Barbra Streisand and she kisses him back.
12/08/2008
00:31

The Colbert ReportS4
Intro - 12/8/08

The auto industry gets a bailout with no money down!
12/08/2008
You may also like5 Videos
Trailer
01:00

Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack

A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
02:29

A Familiar Face Returns in Teen Wolf: The Movie

Derek Hale finds himself fighting for his life when a skilled hunter tracks down him and his son Eli in Teen Wolf: The Movie, premiering Thursday, January 26, 2023, on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
01:41

Cursed Friends
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends

Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022
Trailer
01:22

Out of Office
Out of Office Explores Remote Work Absurdity

A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
09/19/2022
Trailer
00:35

South ParkS25
A Front Row Seat to South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert

Sing along to silly songs and classic symphonies from the show on South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert, premiering August 13 at 10/9c.
07/27/2022