The Colbert Report
Nailed 'Em - Radical Knitting
Season 4 • 12/03/2008
Border Patrol stops a dangerous artist returning from Canada.
Buy Stephen's Boots on eBayThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen's boots reek of holiday cheer and are up for auction on eBay.
Operation Humble Kanye - Buy Stephen's AlbumThe Colbert ReportS4
Buy Stephen's album on iTunes tomorrow before Kanye West's head gets any bigger.
Colbert Platinum - Christmas EditionThe Colbert ReportS4
The Miguel Caballero bulletproof Polo shirt is the perfect gift for the dad who has everything, including a price on his head.
Intro - 12/2/08The Colbert ReportS4
A Giants wide receiver is charged with gun possession. He -- could -- go -- all -- the -- way -- to -- jail!
Jeffrey GoldbergThe Colbert ReportS4
Jeffrey Goldberg believes airports don't have security -- they've got security theater.
The Word - Barack-Handed ComplimentThe Colbert ReportS4
Rush Limbaugh isn't the only one who compliments Barack Obama's scheming.
The End, Not the BeginningThe Colbert ReportS4
Unfortunately, it's not the beginning of the show.
NASA Spider EscapesThe Colbert ReportS4
If the escaped spider successfully combines itself with Stephen's DNA in space, it'll be unstoppable.
Intro - 12/3/08The Colbert ReportS4
The media reacts to Obama's cabinet picks -- there's a debate over whether to shower him with praise or adulation.
Barbara WaltersThe Colbert ReportS4
Barbara Walters lists some previous fascinating people we've already forgotten.
Nailed 'Em - Radical KnittingThe Colbert ReportS4
Our ever-vigilant Border Patrol not only keeps foreigners out, they prevent traveling Americans from coming back in.
Nicholas WadeThe Colbert ReportS4
Nicholas Wade explains why he's going to all the trouble of recreating a woolly mammoth.
Movies That Are Destroying America - Holiday Movie EditionThe Colbert ReportS4
The Santa in "Miracle on 34th Street" is a socialist.
Intro - 12/4/08The Colbert ReportS4
A new report predicts a biological attack within the next five years. That report sponsored by the Duct Tape Council.
Operation Humble Kanye - Stephen Beats KanyeThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen's album beats Kanye's on iTunes.
Pakistani Threat - Bob GrahamThe Colbert ReportS4
Bob Graham says Pakistan's nuclear arsenal and unstable government make a perfect bioterrorism storm.
Geoffrey CanadaThe Colbert ReportS4
Geoffrey Canada wants poor parents to raise smart children so they can become competitive in America.
The Word - Season of GivingThe Colbert ReportS4
It's time we put aside our differences and help those car companies in need.
Bush Kisses StreisandThe Colbert ReportS4
George W. Bush kisses Barbra Streisand and she kisses him back.
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