The Colbert Report
The Smoking Side Dish
Season 2 • 06/28/2006
Chris Matthews was caught starch-handed by a Colbert Report operative.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Rubber Mop
Stephen shoos his audience out of the studio in favor of some limey bastard with a rubber mop.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/27/06
Stephen gets ready for a ball-to-ball interview with Chris Matthews.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Cold, Dead Fingers
Stephen is frightened by the echo of a ricochet of a shadow of a chance that his recreational hunting might be taken away.
The Colbert ReportS2 Chris Matthews
Chris Matthews shows Stephen who's got harder balls in a full-nelson breaking competition.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Superman
The New York Times wants you and your family dead -- they could learn a thing or two from Superman.
The Colbert ReportS2 Robert Baer
Robert Baer tells Stephen we invaded the wrong country, which does not penetrate Stephen's armor of belief.
The Colbert ReportS2 American Flags
If Congress can't protect our flags from desecration, we're going to have to teach our flags to defend themselves.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/28/06
Stephen reports on The New York Times, enlists citizens to cover the news, and interviews former CIA agent Robert Baer.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Mr. Potato Head
Stephen urges viewers to keep sending in pictures of Chris Matthews eating potatoes.
The Colbert ReportS2 Citizens in Action - Fondue It Yourself
Stephen has created his own core of citizen journalists who will report on the concerns of real Americans like you.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Smoking Side Dish
Stephen will send a t-shirt to anyone who sends him a photo of Chris Matthews eating potatoes.
The Colbert ReportS2 The President's BFF
President Bush and Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi are BFFs. Following their lead, Stephen makes his own Japanese friend.
The Colbert ReportS2 Farewell, Supreme Court
Stephen does not like the Supreme Court's decision that the Bush administration does not have the authority to hold military trials for inmates at Guantanamo Bay.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Monkey Butter
Stephen proposes tracing the sexual activities of Americans with a microchip that has been injected into the "dirty area."
The Colbert ReportS2 Difference Makers - Steve Pelkey
Steve Pelkey's store in New Hampshire allows Massachusetts residents access to fireworks for the Fourth of July, making him the Harriet Tubman of fireworks.
The Colbert ReportS2 Christopher Noxon
Author Christopher Noxon defines the difference between adults who are childish and those who are childlike.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 6/29/06
Stephen reports on a pimp tax, fireworks laws, a book that claims adults act like children and America's birthday.
The Colbert ReportS2 Star Jones
In solidarity with Star Jones leaving "The View," Stephen is also leaving his show -- for a week.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen's Sound Advice - Avoiding Wildfires
By staying away from people and cutting down trees, you can greatly reduce the chances of starting a wildfire.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 7/10/06
Stephen discusses how more companies are cutting pensions, provides a special report on wildfires and interviews Amy Sedaris.
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