The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Happy New Fear
Season 7 • 01/09/2003
British authorities foil terrorist plots with only their funny hats and sticks.
Mark Your Calendar - JanuaryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Ed Helms provides information on January events: Clinical Trial Awareness Month, Someday We'll Laugh About This Week and Inane Answering Machine Message Day.
Moment of Zen - I DoThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Vice President Dick Cheney swears in new members of the Senate.
Master RebaterThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Average Americans who own a significant number of shares in dividend yielding companies, basically rich people, will benefit from President Bush's new economic plan.
Moment of Zen - Steven Baldwin Water WheelThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Steven Baldwin does his best impression of a water wheel.
Idiotic for the PeopleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Celeb-reality stars must find the courage to say "no" to their agents.
Flubber-ghastedThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Inspired by the movie Mary Poppins, an impressionable 35 year old man tries chimney jumping a la Dick Van Dyke.
Back in Black - Welcome to 2003The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
It's 2003 and let Lewis Black be the first to say "you're now on year closer to death."
Killed a HoboThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon confesses that he's broken a New Year's resolution by killing a hobo Just kidding.
Philip Seymour HoffmanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Stories come into Philip Seymour Hoffman's head, but he won't tell them they're private.
War on ErrorThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The FBI said 5 sneaky terrorist guys were planning an attack, well that's not happening anymore.
Happy New FearThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
British authorities thwart a chemical weapon terror attack whose only known antidote is VX nerve gas.
Public Enemy #2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson and two North Korean envoys meet for several hours at a Santa Fe restaurant.
Ad Nauseam - PETAThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Ed Helms shows a PETA ad where a rogue turkey threatens to brutally torture and kill a supermarket full of shoppers.
Moment of Zen - PETA AdThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
A talking turkey holds shoppers hostage in a PETA ad.
Kathy BatesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Kathy Bates and Jon talk about Jack Nicholson's naked behind.
Showdown: Iraq? - Zero ToleranceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Ari Fleischer explains that Saddam Hussein will have to figure out exactly what zero tolerance means.
Axis of EvilThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Rob Corddry doesn't feel like Iran is acting evil enough.
Hazardous WaistThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
A Canadian doctor discovers that low-rise, hip hugger jeans can squash a nerve which runs under both sides of the hip bone.
Preview - 1/15/03The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon previews tomorrow's show, including Rob Corddry's report on a problem plaguing Florida.
Least Electable TicketThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Stephen Colbert predicts that if Sharpton and Lieberman run together, they have a very good chance of becoming the least electable ticket in American history.
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