The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Happy New Fear
Season 7 • 01/09/2003
British authorities foil terrorist plots with only their funny hats and sticks.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Mark Your Calendar - January
Ed Helms provides information on January events: Clinical Trial Awareness Month, Someday We'll Laugh About This Week and Inane Answering Machine Message Day.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - I Do
Vice President Dick Cheney swears in new members of the Senate.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Master Rebater
Average Americans who own a significant number of shares in dividend yielding companies, basically rich people, will benefit from President Bush's new economic plan.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - Steven Baldwin Water Wheel
Steven Baldwin does his best impression of a water wheel.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Idiotic for the People
Celeb-reality stars must find the courage to say "no" to their agents.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Flubber-ghasted
Inspired by the movie Mary Poppins, an impressionable 35 year old man tries chimney jumping a la Dick Van Dyke.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Back in Black - Welcome to 2003
It's 2003 and let Lewis Black be the first to say "you're now on year closer to death."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Killed a Hobo
Jon confesses that he's broken a New Year's resolution by killing a hobo Just kidding.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Philip Seymour Hoffman
Stories come into Philip Seymour Hoffman's head, but he won't tell them they're private.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 War on Error
The FBI said 5 sneaky terrorist guys were planning an attack, well that's not happening anymore.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Happy New Fear
British authorities thwart a chemical weapon terror attack whose only known antidote is VX nerve gas.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Public Enemy #2
New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson and two North Korean envoys meet for several hours at a Santa Fe restaurant.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Ad Nauseam - PETA
Ed Helms shows a PETA ad where a rogue turkey threatens to brutally torture and kill a supermarket full of shoppers.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - PETA Ad
A talking turkey holds shoppers hostage in a PETA ad.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Kathy Bates
Kathy Bates and Jon talk about Jack Nicholson's naked behind.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Showdown: Iraq? - Zero Tolerance
Ari Fleischer explains that Saddam Hussein will have to figure out exactly what zero tolerance means.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Axis of Evil
Rob Corddry doesn't feel like Iran is acting evil enough.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Hazardous Waist
A Canadian doctor discovers that low-rise, hip hugger jeans can squash a nerve which runs under both sides of the hip bone.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Preview - 1/15/03
Jon previews tomorrow's show, including Rob Corddry's report on a problem plaguing Florida.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Least Electable Ticket
Stephen Colbert predicts that if Sharpton and Lieberman run together, they have a very good chance of becoming the least electable ticket in American history.
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