The Colbert Report
Intro - 6/24/08
Season 4 • 06/24/2008
Stephen wants to use any excuse for a preemptive strike on the ocean.
Barbara EhrenreichThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wants you to buy Barbara Ehrenreich's book so she gets super rich and has to swallow her words.
Tip/Wag - Barack ObamaThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen flip-flops on flip-flopping and gives Senator Obama a tip of his hat for proving he's a regular politician after all.
Intro - 6/23/08The Colbert ReportS4
There is racial progress in South Africa. Stephen hopes this means he can start buying blood diamonds again.
WristStrong AnniversaryThe Colbert ReportS4
After Stephen's traumatic wrist injury, he pledged that he would never again break a fall with his hands.
Sign Off - Time for Stephen to WatchThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen hopes you've enjoyed watching him. Now he's going to watch you.
Oil CrisisThe Colbert ReportS4
Yes, we need offshore drilling, but what about off-porch drilling?
Hollywood Face ViolenceThe Colbert ReportS4
Shame on Will Smith for hurting other people's faces. His face already has the unfair advantage of being amazingly handsome and stunningly symmetrical.
Will SmithThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Will Smith if he supports Barack Obama because he secretly wants to play him in a movie of his life.
The Word - BleepThe Colbert ReportS4
Thank you, George Carlin. Few people have done more to repress what other people can say.
Dr. Jason BondThe Colbert ReportS4
The world demands an eight-legged tribute to Stephen, and not another barbershop quartet.
Intro - 6/24/08The Colbert ReportS4
Should we solve the oil crisis with offshore drilling? Stephen says any excuse for a preemptive strike on the ocean.
Neil deGrasse TysonThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Neil deGrasse Tyson what dark matter is because he doesn't see the color of matter.
Paul GoldbergerThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Paul Goldberger why America can't take our existing skyscrapers and stack them to make the tallest building in the world.
Intro - 6/25/08The Colbert ReportS4
America no longer has the tallest building, but could our planned Mexican border wall be the world's longest building?
Judge, Jury & Executioner - WhalesThe Colbert ReportS4
What doesn't kill whales? They can't even sunbathe without dropping dead.
The Tank is Half Full - CriminalsThe Colbert ReportS4
Criminals have been getting a free ride for too long. It's about time they went Dutch.
Stephen Packs for his TripThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen packs Sweetness for their romantic trip to Washington, DC.
Difference Makers - Steve PelkeyThe Colbert ReportS4
Steve Pelkey is a hero fighting for our constitutional rights to keep and bear cherry bombs.
Intro - 6/26/08The Colbert ReportS4
There's an upside to the gas crisis -- it's a great time to be an oil conglomerate.
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