The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Opening Ceremony
Season 6 E 96 • 02/11/2002
If you're the kind of person that loves pageantry and pomp, music and magic, you might have been able to hang in there for the first 2 hours of the Olympic opening ceremony.

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Given the Pentagon's vague description of a tall man surrounded by people bowing deferentially, they might have hit Osama bin Laden, Shaquille O'Neal or Jeff Goldblum.
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E95
Headlines - Salt Lake Pity
The Winter Olympics has something for everybody, whether you're a fan of downhill skiing, cross-country skiing, or skiing, stopping and shooting at things, and then skiing again.
02/07/2002
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E96
Moment of Zen - USA
Troops shout, "USA" while watching the Olympics.
02/11/2002
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E96
Miming for Gold
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02/11/2002
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Dying From the Inside
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02/11/2002
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E96
Security
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02/11/2002
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E96
Scott Bakula
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02/11/2002
06:48
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E96
Opening Ceremony
If you're the kind of person that loves pageantry and pomp, music and magic, you might have been able to hang in there for the first 2 hours of the Olympic opening ceremony.
02/11/2002
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E97
Moment of Zen - America is Extremely Nothy
Iranians call for a spell check embargo.
02/12/2002
01:08
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E97
Jump and Poop
Jon dares the Norwegian alpine team to not only jump, but to jump and poop at the same time.
02/12/2002
02:37
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E97
Axis To Grind
Angry Iranians protest America by issuing a spell check embargo.
02/12/2002
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E97
The Olympics: They're On - God's Pilates Class
Stephen Colbert finds the Olympic Village to be a place that inspires lofty rhetoric and he is claiming it as his new home.
02/12/2002
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E97
John Stossel Pt. 2
John Stossel and Jon discuss the pros and cons of the free market.
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The Olympics: They're On - Dull
Meanwhile, at a roadhouse outside Portland, Tonya Harding downed a shot of Jagermeister, dropped twenty bucks in a video poker machine and brained a guy with a hubcap.
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E97
John Stossel Pt. 1
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E98
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6 E98
Brazil Nuts
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Moment of Zen - Plead the 5th
Former Enron CEO Kenneth Lay pleads the fifth amendment, keeping him from answering any questions.
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