The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Healthy Forests

Season 8 • 08/12/2003

We must starve the fire, for fire is a hungry, hungry bitch.

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Samuel L. Jackson

Samuel L. Jackson had knee surgery years ago, after he got dragged by the A train.
08/11/2003
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Intro - Ass Hair

Static electricity caused by thunderstorms makes the hair on Jon's ass sit up.
08/11/2003
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Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Holistic Medicine

With a little water, soil, sunlight and TLC, you too can grow your own holistic healing garden.
08/11/2003
02:25

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Blimps Up, Foes Down

Nothing like watching a marvel of early 20th century technology pursue a marvel of late 19th century technology, to inspire confidence in homeland defense.
08/12/2003
05:09

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Kim Cattrall

Kim Cattrall is going on a cruise with her family and her suite contains a butler and a garden.
08/12/2003
00:59

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We Didn't Start The Fire

You know it's bad when they're dropping the red sh@#.
08/12/2003
02:29

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Jonscope

Too many phrases are already taken and thus off-limits for Jon Stewart to express how he really feels.
08/12/2003
00:16

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Moment of Zen - Blimp

A surveillance blimp slowly follows a train.
08/12/2003
01:24

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Jon Magazine

This month's issue of Jon Magazine is full of so many perfume inserts, people may ask if you are a Turkish prostitute.
08/12/2003
01:39

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Enlibra

George W. Bush unveils his new choice for the new head of the EPA, generic, close cropped, graying, middle aged, white guy, Mike Leavitt.
08/12/2003
02:56

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Healthy Forests

The forest fires are like Iraq, we have to kill part of it to save it.
08/12/2003
04:48

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The Alphabet Song

Let's cut violence in half with a laser guided chain gun across a charred landscape... for the children
08/13/2003
01:08

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It's Just Wednesday

The Kobe Bryant rape trial is causing racial tensions to flare in Colorado.
08/13/2003
00:08

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Moment of Zen - Follower

George W. Bush is a follower of American politics.
08/13/2003
05:32

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Paul Giamatti

Jon and Paul Giamatti talk about pit bulls, re-enactments, and box office boffo Ben Affleck
08/13/2003
03:38

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We Love Showbiz - Friends

"Friends" enters its last season, "Gigli" is kicking it strong at the box office, and Cameron Diaz wants to control who sees her breasts.
08/13/2003
02:42

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Hot Enough For You?

A record heat wave steamrolls its way through central Europe and Great Britain.
08/13/2003
02:31

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Blackout 2003 - Ed Power

Ed Helms is going to get some potted plants, probably basil, but only in the summer, in an effort to protect himself from future blackouts.
08/18/2003
02:32

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Blackout 2003 - Suckers

Honeymooners, grocery stores and suckers on public transportation were hit hard by the biggest blackout in history.
08/18/2003
02:46

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Blackout 2003 - Not a Poem

The blackout was not a divine revelation of a temporary crisis transforming New York into a shimmering city on a hill.
08/18/2003
02:52

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Blackout 2003 - What Went Wrong?

Senior Utility Correspondent Samantha Bee knows nothing about what caused the blackout or about electricity in general.
08/18/2003
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