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Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage

Season 9 • 03/28/2013

Charles Cooper defends traditional marriage, and Anthony Kennedy holds the deciding vote.

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The Colbert ReportS9
Intro - 3/27/13

Facebook profiles contain secret data, people learn how to spot radical Muslims, and Carl Edgar Blake II wants to breed the perfect pig.
03/27/2013
04:59

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Facebook "Like" Button Science

The University of Cambridge gives 60,000 Facebook users a series of psychological tests and finds that homosexual men tend to "like" musicals and Kathy Griffin.
03/27/2013
03:15

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Sharia Mops

Despite Tennessee lawmakers' best efforts, Sharia law manages to work its way into the state building's men's room.
03/27/2013
00:08

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Sign Off - Hamlet

Hamlet the pig signs off with Stephen.
03/27/2013
05:09

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Bill O'Reilly on Gay Marriage

If Bill O'Reilly is now pro-gay marriage, then back when he said gay marriage was like marrying a goat, he was really saying that he's pro-goat marriage.
03/27/2013
06:42

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Carl Edgar Blake II

The owner of Rustik Rooster Farms explains how breeding a Chinese pig and a Russian pig makes a prize-winning German pig.
03/27/2013
05:19

The Colbert ReportS9
Robert Lustig

The pediatric endocrinologist shares his book, "Fat Chance: Beating the Odds Against Sugar, Processed Food, Obesity, and Disease."
03/28/2013
00:07

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
03/28/2013
02:59

The Colbert ReportS9
Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage - Emily Bazelon Pt. 2

Emily Bazelon talks about Justice Anthony Kennedy, the arguments for traditional marriage, and discrimination against same-sex couples.
03/28/2013
04:36

The Colbert ReportS9
Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage - Emily Bazelon Pt. 1

Slate's senior editor explains that, even with DOMA out of the picture, gay couples would lose federal benefits if they move to states that don't recognize same-sex marriage.
03/28/2013
07:59

The Colbert ReportS9
Supreme Court Hearings on Gay Marriage

Giving same-sex marriages federal recognition means giving gay couples 1,100 rights previously reserved for straight married couples.
03/28/2013
06:23

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Sigourney Weaver

The Golden Globe winner discusses her Broadway debut, science fiction roles and television miniseries "Political Animals."
04/01/2013
04:22

The Colbert ReportS9
Easter Under Attack - Pope Edition

Fox News criticizes Google for their Easter Sunday doodle, and Pope Francis looks like the spokesman for Linens 'n Things.
04/01/2013
00:49

The Colbert ReportS9
Sign Off - Welcome Baby Nurick!

Stephen sends his audience coordinator home with a congratulatory basket of "America Again" copies.
04/01/2013
00:34

The Colbert ReportS9
Intro - 4/1/13

Obamacare meets its match, environmentalists celebrate Earth Day differently, and Sigourney Weaver stars in "Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike."
04/01/2013
02:56

The Colbert ReportS9
Utah's Earth Day Celebration

Utah's Department of Natural Resources celebrates Earth Day by asking kids, "Where would we be without oil, gas and mining?"
04/01/2013
05:45

The Colbert ReportS9
Health Care Lottery

Tennessee's health care lottery finally adds some suspense to that old, boring question: "Will I see tomorrow?"
04/01/2013
02:49

The Colbert ReportS9
Florida's Bong Bill

Under a Florida bill, any retailer that sells marijuana smoking pipes could be charged with a first-degree misdemeanor.
04/02/2013
04:30

The Colbert ReportS9
We Are at War - North Korea

North Korea nullifies its 60-year armistice with South Korea, and Kim Jong-un targets Austin's South by Southwest Music Festival.
04/02/2013
04:19

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Gay Marriage Fraud

The Supreme Court will decide on gay marriage during wedding season, and Georgia's Sue Everhart believes straight men will commit gay marriage fraud.
04/02/2013
04:54

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Jim McGreevey

The former governor of New Jersey discusses political sex scandals, a program for incarcerated addicts, and his HBO documentary, "Fall to Grace."
04/02/2013
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