The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 04/21/2004
A man who sees stupid people in Texas turns out to be Bruce Willis.
Moment of Zen - NamasteThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Sharon Stone bows before the Dalai Lama.
The Book Stops HereThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Condoleezza Rice did not read Bob Woodward's book, she was just given a bound series of chapters full of paragraphs that weren't actionable.
Cross PromotionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Living legend Bob Dylan selling panties is what many are calling the most bizarre piece of cross promotion since Quentin Tarantino appeared on "American Idol."
Do Chicks Dig Assholes?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
An intellectually curious young man in the audience asks Jon Stewart a question about the likes of women.
Plan of AttackThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld threatened to tape Secretary of State Colin Powell's ass cheeks together if he spoke against the war.
Mess O'Potamia - Premature EvacuationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Tonga threatens to withdraw its troop from Iraq, and other nations may follow.
Intro - Friends FinaleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
It's the end of "Friends" and the beginning of better ones.
Moment of Zen - Rocket ManThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A rocket man in a jet back lifts off into the sky.
Vet OffensiveThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
John Kerry got a Snoopy Band-Aid for his Vietnam war wound.
John GibsonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
John Gibson suggests that Al Jazeera modeled its look and approach after Fox and then applied its own politics.
Comfortably DumbThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The warm-hearted hatred of one man brings an entire town of dumb clods together.
Moment of Zen - Ruthless EnemyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President George W. Bush reports that our enemy is so ruthless there is no such thing as innocent or guilt.
Arianna HuffingtonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Arianna Huffington supports John Kerry because when your house is on fire, that's not the time to talk about remodeling.
Headlines - Indictable BoyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
You could indict a ham sandwich, especially if it paid a younger ham sandwich millions of dollars, after allegedly going under his crust.
Safety Dance - RadioactivityThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jewey P. Jewerton agrees with George W. Bush on Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's controversial new peace initiative.
Safety Dance - BiometricsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Retinal scans and fingerprint analysis would do nothing to thwart Stumpy the Blind Terrorist.
Crash At My PlaceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Edward Riddle's house has an insatiable appetite for cars, 23 in 19 years.
Happy Bearth DayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Stewart is using rare Amazonian teak to club baby seals that are in his backyard.
Bob Kerrey Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Bob Kerrey feels that John Kerry will have to revisit and justify statements he made in the 1970s.
Fertile GroundThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Last November, a law prohibiting partial birth abortion was signed by a who's who of who's not female.
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