The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Comfortably Dumb

Season 8 • 04/21/2004

A man who sees stupid people in Texas turns out to be Bruce Willis.

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Moment of Zen - Namaste

Sharon Stone bows before the Dalai Lama.
04/20/2004
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The Book Stops Here

Condoleezza Rice did not read Bob Woodward's book, she was just given a bound series of chapters full of paragraphs that weren't actionable.
04/20/2004
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Cross Promotion

Living legend Bob Dylan selling panties is what many are calling the most bizarre piece of cross promotion since Quentin Tarantino appeared on "American Idol."
04/20/2004
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Do Chicks Dig Assholes?

An intellectually curious young man in the audience asks Jon Stewart a question about the likes of women.
04/20/2004
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Plan of Attack

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld threatened to tape Secretary of State Colin Powell's ass cheeks together if he spoke against the war.
04/20/2004
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Mess O'Potamia - Premature Evacuation

Tonga threatens to withdraw its troop from Iraq, and other nations may follow.
04/21/2004
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Intro - Friends Finale

It's the end of "Friends" and the beginning of better ones.
04/21/2004
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Moment of Zen - Rocket Man

A rocket man in a jet back lifts off into the sky.
04/21/2004
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Vet Offensive

John Kerry got a Snoopy Band-Aid for his Vietnam war wound.
04/21/2004
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John Gibson

John Gibson suggests that Al Jazeera modeled its look and approach after Fox and then applied its own politics.
04/21/2004
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Comfortably Dumb

The warm-hearted hatred of one man brings an entire town of dumb clods together.
04/21/2004
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Moment of Zen - Ruthless Enemy

President George W. Bush reports that our enemy is so ruthless there is no such thing as innocent or guilt.
04/22/2004
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Arianna Huffington

Arianna Huffington supports John Kerry because when your house is on fire, that's not the time to talk about remodeling.
04/22/2004
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Headlines - Indictable Boy

You could indict a ham sandwich, especially if it paid a younger ham sandwich millions of dollars, after allegedly going under his crust.
04/22/2004
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Safety Dance - Radioactivity

Jewey P. Jewerton agrees with George W. Bush on Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's controversial new peace initiative.
04/22/2004
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Safety Dance - Biometrics

Retinal scans and fingerprint analysis would do nothing to thwart Stumpy the Blind Terrorist.
04/22/2004
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Crash At My Place

Edward Riddle's house has an insatiable appetite for cars, 23 in 19 years.
04/22/2004
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Happy Bearth Day

Jon Stewart is using rare Amazonian teak to club baby seals that are in his backyard.
04/22/2004
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Bob Kerrey Pt. 2

Bob Kerrey feels that John Kerry will have to revisit and justify statements he made in the 1970s.
04/26/2004
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Fertile Ground

Last November, a law prohibiting partial birth abortion was signed by a who's who of who's not female.
04/26/2004
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Unhappy Hour

If you want to eliminate binge drinking, you go for its root causes, like the fact that life is bullsh*t, man.
04/26/2004
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