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The Rapture = Free Clothes

Season 8 • 02/09/2004

When Jesus comes to take the believers up to heaven, those left will get free clothes.

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Noah Wyle

Noah Wyle talks about his status as longest running cast member on "E.R." and the breast-related perks of being a father.
02/05/2004
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The Teat Offensive

Janet Jackson mars a family-friendly celebration of beer, erections and farting.
02/05/2004
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Moment of Zen - Halliburton Ad

Halliburton's new commercial features a young soldier hearing of the birth of his daughter.
02/05/2004
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Debt President

The Bush administration announces a $521 billion dollar deficit, a train wreck of fiscal irresponsibility that has officials arguing on public television.
02/05/2004
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Moment of Zen - Iraq Welcome

President George W. Bush on Meet the Press with Tim Russert.
02/09/2004
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Charles Lewis

Charles Lewis reports that hundreds of cases of election law abuses are not investigated annually.
02/09/2004
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Meet the Prez

Meet the Press was that he is a war president... guess he should mentioned that in 2000.
02/09/2004
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Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Caucuses

At least Pol Pot wasn't doing caucuses in Maine on a Sunday night.
02/09/2004
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Destination Travel

A cruise vacation is the perfect way to see new places while surrounded by complete familiarity.
02/09/2004
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Kerry Machine

Presidential candidate John Edwards entertains the crowd by pulling on his wife's arm.
02/09/2004
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The Rapture = Free Clothes

Jon Stewart can't understand what could go wrong with a religious zealot at the controls of an airplane.
02/09/2004
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Red Rover, Red Rover

The Mars Rovers send back vivid images that will hopefully answer questions about the history of the Red Planet.
02/10/2004
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Mars 2112

Jon Glaser uses his space report as an excuse to get a free meal at Mars 2112.
02/10/2004
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The Wrath Of Khan

Abdul Qadeer Khan promises these activities will never happen again in the future -- assuming there is a future.
02/10/2004
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Headlines - White House Press Corps

All of a sudden, the White House Press Corps has questions.
02/10/2004
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Moment of Zen - Khan's Apology

Abdul Qadeer Khan appears on Pakistani National TV to apologize for selling nuclear secrets to Iran, Libya and North Korea.
02/10/2004
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Nuclear Secrets

Stephen Colbert thinks that if selling nuclear weapons leads to a nuclear war, it's just a correction in the market.
02/10/2004
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Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle tells Jon about his son's parent-teacher conference.
02/10/2004
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The Real Deal

John Kerry easily defeats Wesley Clark and John Edwards, while Howard Dean has another tough day.
02/11/2004
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Clark Drops Out

Samantha Bee believes Wesley Clark could raise his own army and take over the country in a bloody coup.
02/11/2004
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WMD Evidence

Rob Corddry reports on the growing controversy regarding the intelligence the Bush administration used in deciding to invade Iraq.
02/11/2004
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