The Colbert Report

Rockin' Government Shutdown Eve

Season 10 • 09/30/2013

Fox News, MSNBC and CNN start counting down to the government shutdown.

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00:06

The Colbert ReportS9
Sign Off - Ring Announcer

Stephen employs the suspended microphone.
09/25/2013
03:23

The Colbert ReportS9
Censorship for YouTube Comments

Google leads an unprecedented attack on YouTube's comments section, where global citizens gather to debate timeless topics like "Call Me Maybe" covers.
09/25/2013
05:20

The Colbert ReportS9
Chris Fischer

OCEARCH founder Chris Fischer discusses the detrimental effects of shark finning in Asia.
09/26/2013
00:36

The Colbert ReportS9
Intro - 9/26/13

Cable news brings back a classic series, Stephen reviews an exciting children's book, and conservationist Chris Fischer tracks great white sharks.
09/26/2013
03:15

The Colbert ReportS9
Americone Dream Product Placement

Stephen's ice cream, Americone Dream, lands a key role in "Breaking Bad."
09/26/2013
05:01

The Colbert ReportS9
Time Travel Adventures with Conservatives

Rush Limbaugh shares his version of the Thanksgiving story in "Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims," and Callista Gingrich teaches kids that all elephants are created equal.
09/26/2013
00:06

The Colbert ReportS9
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen flicks his pen.
09/26/2013
03:20

The Colbert ReportS10
Vince Gilligan Pt. 2

"Breaking Bad" creator Vince Gilligan compares his main character, Walter White, to John Wayne in "The Searchers."
09/30/2013
05:39

The Colbert ReportS10
Vince Gilligan Pt. 1

"Breaking Bad" creator Vince Gilligan discusses the fate of his main character, Walter White.
09/30/2013
05:48

The Colbert ReportS10
Tip/Wag - Butterball, Ashley Merryman & Science

Butterball hires men to give manly cooking tips, New York Times writer Ashley Merryman studies losing, and scientists find fecal matter in holy water.
09/30/2013
01:59

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Rockin' Government Shutdown Eve

Thanks to the government being unable to agree on a resolution to fund itself, the government will shut down at midnight.
09/30/2013
06:47

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Daniel Radcliffe

"Harry Potter" star Daniel Radcliffe talks about playing beat poet Allen Ginsberg in the biographical film "Kill Your Darlings."
10/01/2013
03:57

The Colbert ReportS10
National Hispanic Heritage Month

Fox News reports from the international foods aisle and presents flattering characterizations of Hispanic kids.
10/01/2013
02:35

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Affordable Care Act & Obama's Computerized America

As Americans flock to the Obamacare website, Fox News host Greta Van Susteren suggests that people without computers will be left behind.
10/01/2013
03:46

The Colbert ReportS10
Federal Government Shutdown

The EPA loses most of its workforce, and the National Zoo's Panda Cam goes dark.
10/01/2013
00:06

The Colbert ReportS10
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
10/01/2013
03:33

The Colbert ReportS10
Adorable Care Act & Generation Opportunity

The White House manipulates young people with cute animal photos, and the Koch brothers fund an anti-Obamacare group for college kids.
10/01/2013
07:03

The Colbert ReportS10
Blood in the Water - Bill O'Reilly's "Killing Jesus"

Bill O'Reilly claims the Holy Spirit directed him to write a book about Jesus that's more accurate than the Bible.
10/02/2013
02:39

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Government "Slimdown" & POTUS Meeting

Fox News rebrands the shutdown, President Obama meets with congressional leaders, and Michelle Bachmann refuses to blink.
10/02/2013
04:03

The Colbert ReportS10
1995 Shutdown Survival Bunker

To heal a divided nation, Stephen digs deep into his 17-year-old survival kit, and Sarah Palin describes the government shutdown as a "pin prick."
10/02/2013
00:06

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Sign Off - Shutdown Survival Bunker

Stephen lunges toward safety.
10/02/2013
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