The Colbert Report
Season 6 • 05/13/2010
The New York Post questions Elena Kagan's sexuality next to a picture of her playing softball.
Kagan Worship - Dahlia LithwickThe Colbert ReportS6
Dahlia Lithwick is willing to bet that Elena Kagan's confirmation hearings are going to focus on her lack of judicial experience.
ThreatDown - Military Food Police, Jazz Robots & Pretty GirlsThe Colbert ReportS6
Childhood obesity threatens America's security, a jazz robot improvises with human players, and attractive women give men heart disease.
Controlled Burn of a Natural GasThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen demonstrates how easy it is to do a controlled burn of a natural gas release.
Intro - 5/12/10The Colbert ReportS6
The military needs to invade fun places like Farmville, and Deepak Chopra talks about embracing your dark side.
Deepak ChopraThe Colbert ReportS6
According to Deepak Chopra, Stephen's dark side is arrogance, but his gift is bringing comic relief to America.
Sign Off - Fire Extinguisher ShootingThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen and pretty girl Jade play target practice with a fire extinguisher.
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Ace the SATsThe Colbert ReportS6
An MIT study finds that longer essays get better scores, so ideally your writing section should read like Glenn Beck's teleprompter.
Intro - 5/13/10The Colbert ReportS6
Glenn Beck sheds his snake skin, and Stephen reminds the Hold Steady that Heaven is whenever Jesus can fit them in.
Sign Off - Time-Traveling Brandy ThiefThe Colbert ReportS6
The time-traveling brandy thief was a worthy adversary, and he will be missed.
The Hold SteadyThe Colbert ReportS6
Craig Finn and Tad Kubler talk about Heaven, Mother Teresa and their rock prophets.
Confirming ElenaThe Colbert ReportS6
The New York Post isn't saying Elena Kagan is a lesbian, it's just asking the question next to a photo of her playing softball.
Failure to Launch - Atlantis CrewThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen asks the Atlantis crew for advice on how he can prepare himself for space.
Ayaan Hirsi AliThe Colbert ReportS6
Ayaan Hirsi Ali wants us to shed the inhibition of judging and say that one religion is better than the other.
Sign Off - Water EyeballingThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen says goodnight and pours water into his eyeball.
Up Brit CreekThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen finds the villain in the hit summer series, "Grainy Footage of Leaking Underwater Oil Pipe."
Vodka EyeballingThe Colbert ReportS6
If you think metaphorical beer goggles are bad, imagine what literal vodka goggles will make you do.
Intro - 6/1/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen finds out who's to blame for the BP oil spill and refuses to get up close and personal with Ayaan Hirsi Ali.
Tip/Wag - Foxconn, Charles Taylor & Naomi CampbellThe Colbert ReportS6
Foxconn makes their workers sign a non-suicide pact, and prosecutors call for Naomi Campbell to testify against Charles Taylor.
Japan's Special Election - Kazuo MyazakiThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen endorses Disembodied Japanese Robot Mouth for Japan's next prime minister and tests Kazuo Myazaki on who he thinks will win.
Lisa MillerThe Colbert ReportS6
Lisa Miller says the problem with the popular belief about Heaven right now is that God isn't there.
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