The Colbert Report
Intro - 5/8/13
Season 9 • 05/08/2013
Conservatives consider energy-efficient light bulbs, and ABC's Dr. Richard Besser joins Stephen.
Better Know a District - Maryland's 4th - Donna EdwardsThe Colbert ReportS9
Congresswoman Donna Edwards explains that Maryland did not ban straight marriage and discusses her stance on gun control.
PromposalsThe Colbert ReportS9
Hiring a marching band to ask a date to the prom is both romantic and the perfect way to remind the marching band that they have no date to the prom.
Douglas RushkoffThe Colbert ReportS9
"Present Shock" author Douglas Rushkoff talks about the dot-com boom, Facebook "friends" and stock derivatives.
Breaking News - Benghazi WhistleblowersThe Colbert ReportS9
Fox News gets ready to uncover how the administration blew Benghazi, when they blew it, why they blew it and how they will continue to have blown it.
Richard BesserThe Colbert ReportS9
Richard Besser talks about his book, "Tell Me the Truth, Doctor: Easy-to-Understand Answers to Your Most Confusing and Critical Health Questions."
Spiteful PartisanshipThe Colbert ReportS9
Pat Toomey reveals that some Republicans disagree with President Obama just to disagree with him, not because they oppose green energy or gun control.
Going DiaperlessThe Colbert ReportS9
Nothing makes parents feel more in touch with their baby's most intimate functions than scraping it out of their shoes.
South Carolina Election ResultsThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen turns his back on South Carolina after voters pick Republican Mark Sanford for Congress instead of his sister.
Intro - 5/8/13The Colbert ReportS9
Conservatives enjoy modified energy-efficient light bulbs, parents discover a trend, and Dr. Richard Besser answers questions about chronic diseases.
Sign Off - "The Great Gatsby"The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen apologizes for not reading "The Great Gatsby."
Baz LuhrmannThe Colbert ReportS9
"The Great Gatsby" director Baz Luhrmann explains the challenges in adapting F. Scott Fitzgerald's famous novel, and recounts meeting the author's granddaughter.
cOlbert's Book Club - "The Great Gatsby"The Colbert ReportS9
Pulitzer Prize-winning author Jennifer Egan helps kick off the first cOlbert Book Club, and director Baz Luhrmann discusses "The Great Gatsby."
cOlbert's Book Club - Jennifer Egan & "The Great Gatsby"The Colbert ReportS9
Pulitzer Prize-winning author Jennifer Egan helps Stephen smartificate on "The Great Gatsby."
cOlbert's Book Club - Learning "The Great Gatsby"The Colbert ReportS9
To prepare for his intellectual book discussion with Jennifer Egan, Stephen compares "The Great Gatsby" notes with Carey Mulligan.
Jessica Buchanan & Erik LandemalmThe Colbert ReportS9
The couple discuss their book, "Impossible Odds: The Kidnapping of Jessica Buchanan and Her Dramatic Rescue by SEAL Team Six."
ThreatDown - Planet Gay, World Wide Wood & Junkie BearsThe Colbert ReportS9
The French Parliament approves gay marriage, customers order Viagra online, and bears pass out after huffing jet fuel.
Benghazi Attacks Talking PointsThe Colbert ReportS9
Greg Gutfeld calls the mainstream media "Obama's scandal condom," and ABC News obtains 12 drafts of the Benghazi talking points.
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