The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
The Days of Signs and Roses
Season 8 • 03/31/2004
Stephen Colbert profiles a man who is addicted to democracy.
Headlines - For Richer or JurorThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Dennis Kozlowski, CEO of Tyco, is on trial for stealing $600 million dollars; one juror thinks he had no criminal intent.
Email TroubleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rob Corddry investigates the case of spammer Scott Richter, who is being terrorized by anti-spammer terrorist groups and "wildcat" Colorado State Senator Joan Fitz-Gerald.
Richard Clarke Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Richard Clarke presents his book "Against All Enemies" and talks about his time as the National Coordinator for Counterterrorism in the Bush administration.
Richard Clarke Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Richard Clarke discusses the value of long-term government service.
Moment of Zen - Half-Naked Angel Man at Tyco PartyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A half-naked angel man at a Tyco party flaps his wings to the music.
Indecision 2004 - DemTVThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
John Kerry appears on MTV's "Choose or Lose" in an attempt to appeal to young voters.
Moment of Zen - CoolThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
John Kerry can't say that he's cool, because if he did he wouldn't be cool anymore.
Intro - Leave the Camera On and WaitThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A CNN report on a missing woman turns into a glamour piece on a police dog.
Karen Hughes Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Karen Hughes weighs in on Richard Clarke's book and the world's reaction to the Bush doctrine.
Karen Hughes Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Karen Hughes talks about what it's like when your boss suddenly becomes president of the United States.
The Days of Signs and RosesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Stephen Colbert profiles a Wisconsin man who is running for mayor, county board, city council and school board in 2004.
Indecision 2004 - Negative AdsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The latest Republican attack ad against Senator John Kerry wins Ed Helm's highest prize: the coveted Palme D' Bitch-Slap.
Headlines - Fuel's GoldThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
According to a retro Republican ad, Senator John Kerry's stance on gas taxes should earn this bum a knuckle sandwich.
This Week in God - Cast Ye From the GardenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A lesbian minister is put on trial, Islamic headscarves are banned in France and a West Bank lamb poops out the name Moses.
Intro - Lottery Lump SumThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A West Virginia lottery winner must choose between $239 million in annual payments or a lump sum of $149 million.
Johnny KnoxvilleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Had Johnny Knoxville known that it would only cost $500, he would've trashed his Indonesian hotel room.
Moment of Zen - Gas PricesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A California gas station patron talks about the impact of high prices at the pump.
Jerry Seinfeld Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jerry Seinfeld describes his perfect Superman: an out-of-touch, non-superpower-using yutz.
Moment of Zen - Stand to TalkThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Diane Sawyer hears a rumor that the Tyco jury made a rule where a juror had to stand up if they wished to speak.
Intro - MacaroonsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon is not happy to receive a shoebox full of non-hermetically sealed macaroons.
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