The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

They So Horny?

Season 8 • 02/26/2004

Why bother knocking on a door you know will be locked?

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Block The Vote
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Samantha Bee investigates whether Rock the Vote is the lubricant for social change.
02/25/2004
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Crucifixation
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Mel Gibson continues his publicity tour by sitting down with eminent theologian Bill O'Reilly.
02/25/2004
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Dressing Room
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Norah Jones acts like a pirate and trashes her dressing room after the interview.
02/25/2004
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"The Passion" Opens
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Rob Corddry reports that "The Passion of the Christ" is a movie you watch from a stomach place.
02/25/2004
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Norah Jones
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Norah Jones tells Jon about having to move out of her Brooklyn apartment after her address was published.
02/25/2004
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Moment of Zen - On a Serious Note
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An MSNBC anchor makes a serious segue from squirrels to Columbine.
02/26/2004
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Samuel L. Jackson
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Samuel L. Jackson is giving the commencement address at his daughter's college graduation.
02/26/2004
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The Ring
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The 2004 race to the White House might be decided by whether two middle aged women can open a joint checking account.
02/26/2004
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Squirrelly Situation
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The anchors on MSNBC are masters of the segue.
02/26/2004
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Finales
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If you feel the loss of "Sex and the City" will leave a void in your life, consider the possibility your life was all void to begin with.
02/26/2004
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They So Horny?
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The only acting roles George Takei can get are in non-porns. Originally aired November 2003.
02/26/2004
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Edie Falco
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Edie Falco went to college to get rid of her accent, then got hired on a show to bring it back.
03/01/2004
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The Wal
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The Wal-Mart "private fleet" is the line of vehicles that takes what's special about your town and drives it out into the desert to be destroyed.
03/01/2004
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Vulgar Noun
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Everyone on the Daily Show is so used to hearing Jon Stewart use vulgar nouns on the show, they forgot to stop him.
03/01/2004
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Oscars 2004
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No Stephen Colbert Oscar analysis would be complete without giving this year's nominees the Stephen Colbert treatment by way of a dazzling video montage, and... magic!
03/01/2004
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The Passion of the Crystal
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Surprisingly Nazi documentarian Leni Riefenstahl receives little applause during the in memoriam portion of the Oscars.
03/01/2004
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Rub the Wrong Way
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Local Alabama ad causes Ed Helms to rub himself the wrong way.
03/01/2004
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Moment of Zen - Allies for Peace
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King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia shakes hands with U.S. presidents in a commercial meant to help his country's image.
03/01/2004
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Mark Ebner
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Mark Ebner's book could easily have become a compendium of flame outs and meltdowns.
03/02/2004
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Moment of Zen - Dennis Kucinich
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Dennis Kucinich is videotaped voting.
03/02/2004
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Haitian Building
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Haiti's President Jean- Bertrand Aristide left the country to avoid bloodshed, most notably his blood being shed.
03/02/2004
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