Crank Yankers

Joe Needs to Pick Something Up

Season 3 E 16 • 02/16/2005

Joe comes clean about his missing blankie.

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Crank YankersS3 E15
Spoonie Luv's "Sweet Peaches"

Spoonie is writing a song about sweet peaches and calls a grocery store to try to get some more information about his favorite fruit.
01/26/2005
02:36

Crank YankersS3 E15
Jeff's Motivational Reservations

While making dinner reservations, a motivational speaker reminds a restaurant hostess that she is in control with her own destiny.
01/26/2005
03:29

Crank YankersS3 E14
Jammer Knight Books a Gig

Rock star Jammer Knight tries to make sure that cold cuts, Hennessy and contraceptive sponges are available at his in-store performance.
02/02/2005
03:03

Crank YankersS3 E14
The Truth Calls Jessica Simpson

The Truth tries to get a girl named Jessica Simpson to lend her name to the Almost Celebrity Golf Tournament.
02/02/2005
02:53

Crank YankersS3 E14
Crazy Yitzhak Sells Plasma TV's

Crazy Yitzhak will sell you a plasma TV -- and he'll throw in his three baby crocodiles.
02/02/2005
02:34

Crank YankersS3 E16
Katie Learns Something New

A helpful librarian teaches a confused young girl the meaning of the words "adapted" and "mature."
02/09/2005
03:42

Crank YankersS3 E16
The Truth Is Looking for Work

Landalious Truefeld inquires about a position as a square dance caller and then asks for a favor.
02/09/2005
03:38

Crank YankersS3 E16
Niles the Godfather

A young man is disturbed when his romantic interest keeps her godfather on the line during a personal call.
02/09/2005
01:03

Crank YankersS3 E16
Bobby's Weed Pasta Problem

After Bobby fails a drug test, he blames it on the sauce at an Italian restaurant.
02/16/2005
02:55

Crank YankersS3 E16
Spoonie Wants to Sell Some Home Movies

Spoonie Luv tries to peddle his homemade masturbation movies to a local video store.
02/16/2005
02:46

Crank YankersS3 E16
Joe Needs to Pick Something Up

After facing a personal loss, tough guy Joe asks the lost-and-found department for a big favor.
02/16/2005
02:39

Crank YankersS3 E17
Elmer's Pacemaker

After misplacing his pacemaker on a bus, Elmer calls the bus terminal to see if it's in their lost and found.
02/23/2005
02:15

Crank YankersS3 E17
Special Ed Calls a Pharmacy for Cough Syrup

A very drowsy Special Ed rings his local pharmacy to try to secure some more of his beloved cough syrup.
02/23/2005
02:23

Crank YankersS3 E17
Dr. Premise Calls a Voice Coach

Dr. Premise uses a computer-generated voice to request a very special service from a speech therapist.
02/23/2005
02:25

Crank YankersS3 E18
Rob Tepard Calls From the Bureau of Monuments

Rob Tepard surveys a store employee about erecting a statue of Saddam Hussein outside her workplace.
03/02/2005
02:47

Crank YankersS3 E18
Elmer Needs an Assistant

Speaking with a potential personal assistant, Elmer shares the job requirements.
03/02/2005
02:59

Crank YankersS3 E18
Spoonie Plans a Night Out

Spoonie Luv calls a bondsman to see if he can arrange bail before a night on the town.
03/02/2005
01:56

Crank YankersS3 E19
Doughnuts for Special Ed

Special Ed dials a doughnut shop to confirm some of their pricing.
03/09/2005
02:23

Crank YankersS3 E19
Jack Needs a House Sitter

A woman finds it nearly impossible to get information on a house-sitting job from an overly sensitive man.
03/09/2005
00:54

Crank YankersS3 E19
Mister Moustache Strikes Again

Mister Moustache calls an unsuspecting man to make an important request.
03/09/2005
Highlight
03:42

Crank YankersS5 E1
The Truth Recruits Senior Citizens

Retired semi-pro football player Landalious Truefeld (David Alan Grier) calls up an old folks' home to organize a football league for senior citizens.
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