Joe Needs to Pick Something Up
Season 3 E 16 • 02/16/2005
Joe comes clean about his missing blankie.
Spoonie Luv's "Sweet Peaches"Crank YankersS3 E13
Spoonie is writing a song about sweet peaches and calls a grocery store to try to get some more information about his favorite fruit.
Jeff's Motivational ReservationsCrank YankersS3 E13
While making dinner reservations, a motivational speaker reminds a restaurant hostess that she is in control with her own destiny.
Jammer Knight Books a GigCrank YankersS3 E14
Rock star Jammer Knight tries to make sure that cold cuts, Hennessy and contraceptive sponges are available at his in-store performance.
The Truth Calls Jessica SimpsonCrank YankersS3 E14
The Truth tries to get a girl named Jessica Simpson to lend her name to the Almost Celebrity Golf Tournament.
Crazy Yitzhak Sells Plasma TV'sCrank YankersS3 E14
Crazy Yitzhak will sell you a plasma TV -- and he'll throw in his three baby crocodiles.
Katie Learns Something NewCrank YankersS3 E15
A helpful librarian teaches a confused young girl the meaning of the words "adapted" and "mature."
The Truth Is Looking for WorkCrank YankersS3 E15
Landalious Truefeld inquires about a position as a square dance caller and then asks for a favor.
Niles the GodfatherCrank YankersS3 E15
A young man is disturbed when his romantic interest keeps her godfather on the line during a personal call.
Bobby's Weed Pasta ProblemCrank YankersS3 E16
After Bobby fails a drug test, he blames it on the sauce at an Italian restaurant.
Spoonie Wants to Sell Some Home MoviesCrank YankersS3 E16
Spoonie Luv tries to peddle his homemade masturbation movies to a local video store.
Joe Needs to Pick Something UpCrank YankersS3 E16
After facing a personal loss, tough guy Joe asks the lost-and-found department for a big favor.
Elmer's PacemakerCrank YankersS3 E17
After misplacing his pacemaker on a bus, Elmer calls the bus terminal to see if it's in their lost and found.
Special Ed Calls a Pharmacy for Cough SyrupCrank YankersS3 E17
A very drowsy Special Ed rings his local pharmacy to try to secure some more of his beloved cough syrup.
Dr. Premise Calls a Voice CoachCrank YankersS3 E17
Dr. Premise uses a computer-generated voice to request a very special service from a speech therapist.
Rob Tepard Calls From the Bureau of MonumentsCrank YankersS3 E18
Rob Tepard surveys a store employee about erecting a statue of Saddam Hussein outside her workplace.
Elmer Needs an AssistantCrank YankersS3 E18
Speaking with a potential personal assistant, Elmer shares the job requirements.
Spoonie Plans a Night OutCrank YankersS3 E18
Spoonie Luv calls a bondsman to see if he can arrange bail before a night on the town.
Doughnuts for Special EdCrank YankersS3 E19
Special Ed dials a doughnut shop to confirm some of their pricing.
Jack Needs a House SitterCrank YankersS3 E19
A woman finds it nearly impossible to get information on a house-sitting job from an overly sensitive man.
Mister Moustache Strikes AgainCrank YankersS3 E19
Mister Moustache calls an unsuspecting man to make an important request.
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