The Colbert Report
Andrew Bird
Season 8 E 71 • 03/13/2012

Andrew Bird explains the inspiration for "Eyeoneye" and learns of sad associations with his "The Mysterious Production of Eggs" album.

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Eric Bolling's Secret Gas Prices Plan

Fox News contributor Eric Bolling has a secret plan to lower gas prices by a dollar -- if only President Obama would call him.
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The Colbert ReportS8 E70
Sign Off - Goodnight with a Smile

Stephen sits on the edge of his desk and says goodnight with a smile.
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The Colbert ReportS8 E70
Katherine Boo

Journalist Katherine Boo talks about what her experience in Mumbai, India, has taught her about poverty in the United States.
03/12/2012
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The Colbert ReportS8 E70
Republicans' Southern Strategy - Dave "Mudcat" Saunders

Dave "Mudcat" Saunders explains the Southern culture of "fight, sing, drink, pray" and the Southern values of "God, guns and gays."
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The Colbert ReportS8 E70
Daylight Savings Socialism

They say you get your daylight saving's hour back in the fall, but who's earning the interest on that hour in the meantime?
03/12/2012
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The Colbert ReportS8 E70
Republicans' Southern Strategy

Strange things start happening to Mitt Romney, and Jeff Foxworthy joins his Southern primary campaign.
03/12/2012
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The Colbert ReportS8 E70
Cheating Death - Bacon Cure for Nosebleeds & Sound Wave Sterility

Scientists find another use for lifesaving bacon, and ultrasound shuts down sperm production in rat testes.
03/12/2012
07:16

The Colbert ReportS8 E71
ThreatDown - Stoned Pat Robertson, Muslim-American Reality TV & Pampered Bears

An aging Pat Robertson begins to find his mind, "Shahs of Sunset" seduces viewers with Iranian-American sass, and bears go metrosexual.
03/13/2012
03:41

The Colbert ReportS8 E71
Republican Southern Primary - Simplified Speeches

While campaigning in the South, Rick Santorum scoffs at global warming while Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich mock Barack Obama's energy plan.
03/13/2012
02:20

The Colbert ReportS8 E71
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Seattle's Pop Conference

The Seattle Pop Conference jams to a series of panel discussions and scholarly presentations, but not to Stephen's amazing paper.
03/13/2012
03:23

The Colbert ReportS8 E71
Andrew Bird

Andrew Bird explains the inspiration for "Eyeoneye" and learns of sad associations with his "The Mysterious Production of Eggs" album.
03/13/2012
06:53

The Colbert ReportS8 E72
Mark McKinnon

Veteran political strategist Mark McKinnon's No Labels movement has a 12-step program to reform Congress.
03/14/2012
03:50

The Colbert ReportS8 E72
Republican Southern Primary - Kermit the Frog

Kermit the Frog is an Amphibitarian, which means he is not partisan except when it comes to pigs.
03/14/2012
03:42

The Colbert ReportS8 E72
Republican Southern Primary - Rick Santorum Against Teleprompters

Rick Santorum speaks off the cuff, which is why his sweaters don't have sleeves.
03/14/2012
03:14

The Colbert ReportS8 E72
Greg Smith's Goldman Sachs Op-Ed

Stephen takes Wall Street executive Greg Smith to task for breaking the sacred trust of "The Street."
03/14/2012
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The Colbert ReportS8 E72
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight and blows a kiss.
03/14/2012
02:47

The Colbert ReportS8 E72
Monkey on the Lam - Alabama

There could be any number of gorillas roaming Hale County, AL, and one can only assume they voted for Santorum.
03/14/2012
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The Colbert ReportS8 E73
Rush Limbaugh Loses More Sponsors

The Army is pulling out of Rush Limbaugh's radio show due to Rush's sexist comments -- but they are staying in Afghanistan.
03/15/2012
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The Colbert ReportS8 E73
Ireland's Imported Sperm & Ethnically Accurate Headgear

Stephen offers to solve Ireland's overpriced sperm problem, and presents some authentic cultural garments.
03/15/2012
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The Colbert ReportS8 E73
Rick Santorum Visits Puerto Rico and Speaks from His Heart

Mitt Romney wins Hawaii and American Samoa primaries, and Rick Santorum visits Puerto Rico.
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The Colbert ReportS8 E73
Airport Security for Senior Citizens

Stephen doesn't think TSA should give special treatment to elderly powder kegs.
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