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Season 8 • 03/13/2012
Musician Andrew Bird talks about fatty masses, Renaissance fairs and "Break It Yourself."
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05:49
The Colbert Report
S8
Eric Bolling's Secret Gas Prices Plan
Fox News contributor Eric Bolling has a secret plan to lower gas prices by a dollar -- if only President Obama would call him.
03/08/2012
00:05
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Goodnight with a Smile
Stephen sits on the edge of his desk and says goodnight with a smile.
03/12/2012
05:29
The Colbert Report
S8
Katherine Boo
Journalist Katherine Boo talks about what her experience in Mumbai, India, has taught her about poverty in the United States.
03/12/2012
05:10
The Colbert Report
S8
Republicans' Southern Strategy - Dave "Mudcat" Saunders
Dave "Mudcat" Saunders explains the Southern culture of "fight, sing, drink, pray" and the Southern values of "God, guns and gays."
03/12/2012
01:27
The Colbert Report
S8
Daylight Savings Socialism
They say you get your daylight saving's hour back in the fall, but who's earning the interest on that hour in the meantime?
03/12/2012
03:30
The Colbert Report
S8
Republicans' Southern Strategy
Strange things start happening to Mitt Romney, and Jeff Foxworthy joins his Southern primary campaign.
03/12/2012
05:05
The Colbert Report
S8
Cheating Death - Bacon Cure for Nosebleeds & Sound Wave Sterility
Scientists find another use for lifesaving bacon, and ultrasound shuts down sperm production in rat testes.
03/12/2012
07:16
The Colbert Report
S8
ThreatDown - Stoned Pat Robertson, Muslim-American Reality TV & Pampered Bears
An aging Pat Robertson begins to find his mind, "Shahs of Sunset" seduces viewers with Iranian-American sass, and bears go metrosexual.
03/13/2012
03:41
The Colbert Report
S8
Republican Southern Primary - Simplified Speeches
While campaigning in the South, Rick Santorum scoffs at global warming while Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich mock Barack Obama's energy plan.
03/13/2012
02:20
The Colbert Report
S8
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Seattle's Pop Conference
The Seattle Pop Conference jams to a series of panel discussions and scholarly presentations, but not to Stephen's amazing paper.
03/13/2012
03:23
The Colbert Report
S8
Andrew Bird
Andrew Bird explains the inspiration for "Eyeoneye" and learns of sad associations with his "The Mysterious Production of Eggs" album.
03/13/2012
06:53
The Colbert Report
S8
Mark McKinnon
Veteran political strategist Mark McKinnon's No Labels movement has a 12-step program to reform Congress.
03/14/2012
03:50
The Colbert Report
S8
Republican Southern Primary - Kermit the Frog
Kermit the Frog is an Amphibitarian, which means he is not partisan except when it comes to pigs.
03/14/2012
03:42
The Colbert Report
S8
Republican Southern Primary - Rick Santorum Against Teleprompters
Rick Santorum speaks off the cuff, which is why his sweaters don't have sleeves.
03/14/2012
03:14
The Colbert Report
S8
Greg Smith's Goldman Sachs Op-Ed
Stephen takes Wall Street executive Greg Smith to task for breaking the sacred trust of "The Street."
03/14/2012
00:07
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S8
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight and blows a kiss.
03/14/2012
02:47
The Colbert Report
S8
Monkey on the Lam - Alabama
There could be any number of gorillas roaming Hale County, AL, and one can only assume they voted for Santorum.
03/14/2012
03:40
The Colbert Report
S8
Rush Limbaugh Loses More Sponsors
The Army is pulling out of Rush Limbaugh's radio show due to Rush's sexist comments -- but they are staying in Afghanistan.
03/15/2012
03:53
The Colbert Report
S8
Ireland's Imported Sperm & Ethnically Accurate Headgear
Stephen offers to solve Ireland's overpriced sperm problem, and presents some authentic cultural garments.
03/15/2012
05:07
The Colbert Report
S8
Rick Santorum Visits Puerto Rico and Speaks from His Heart
Mitt Romney wins Hawaii and American Samoa primaries, and Rick Santorum visits Puerto Rico.
03/15/2012
02:09
The Colbert Report
S8
Airport Security for Senior Citizens
Stephen doesn't think TSA should give special treatment to elderly powder kegs.
03/15/2012
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