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Season 8 • 03/13/2012
Musician Andrew Bird talks about fatty masses, Renaissance fairs and "Break It Yourself."
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05:49
Eric Bolling's Secret Gas Prices Plan
The Colbert Report
S8
Fox News contributor Eric Bolling has a secret plan to lower gas prices by a dollar -- if only President Obama would call him.
03/08/2012
00:05
Sign Off - Goodnight with a Smile
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen sits on the edge of his desk and says goodnight with a smile.
03/12/2012
05:29
Katherine Boo
The Colbert Report
S8
Journalist Katherine Boo talks about what her experience in Mumbai, India, has taught her about poverty in the United States.
03/12/2012
05:10
Republicans' Southern Strategy - Dave "Mudcat" Saunders
The Colbert Report
S8
Dave "Mudcat" Saunders explains the Southern culture of "fight, sing, drink, pray" and the Southern values of "God, guns and gays."
03/12/2012
01:27
Daylight Savings Socialism
The Colbert Report
S8
They say you get your daylight saving's hour back in the fall, but who's earning the interest on that hour in the meantime?
03/12/2012
03:30
Republicans' Southern Strategy
The Colbert Report
S8
Strange things start happening to Mitt Romney, and Jeff Foxworthy joins his Southern primary campaign.
03/12/2012
05:05
Cheating Death - Bacon Cure for Nosebleeds & Sound Wave Sterility
The Colbert Report
S8
Scientists find another use for lifesaving bacon, and ultrasound shuts down sperm production in rat testes.
03/12/2012
07:16
ThreatDown - Stoned Pat Robertson, Muslim-American Reality TV & Pampered Bears
The Colbert Report
S8
An aging Pat Robertson begins to find his mind, "Shahs of Sunset" seduces viewers with Iranian-American sass, and bears go metrosexual.
03/13/2012
03:41
Republican Southern Primary - Simplified Speeches
The Colbert Report
S8
While campaigning in the South, Rick Santorum scoffs at global warming while Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich mock Barack Obama's energy plan.
03/13/2012
02:20
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Seattle's Pop Conference
The Colbert Report
S8
The Seattle Pop Conference jams to a series of panel discussions and scholarly presentations, but not to Stephen's amazing paper.
03/13/2012
03:23
Andrew Bird
The Colbert Report
S8
Andrew Bird explains the inspiration for "Eyeoneye" and learns of sad associations with his "The Mysterious Production of Eggs" album.
03/13/2012
06:53
Mark McKinnon
The Colbert Report
S8
Veteran political strategist Mark McKinnon's No Labels movement has a 12-step program to reform Congress.
03/14/2012
03:50
Republican Southern Primary - Kermit the Frog
The Colbert Report
S8
Kermit the Frog is an Amphibitarian, which means he is not partisan except when it comes to pigs.
03/14/2012
03:42
Republican Southern Primary - Rick Santorum Against Teleprompters
The Colbert Report
S8
Rick Santorum speaks off the cuff, which is why his sweaters don't have sleeves.
03/14/2012
03:14
Greg Smith's Goldman Sachs Op-Ed
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen takes Wall Street executive Greg Smith to task for breaking the sacred trust of "The Street."
03/14/2012
00:07
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen says goodnight and blows a kiss.
03/14/2012
02:47
Monkey on the Lam - Alabama
The Colbert Report
S8
There could be any number of gorillas roaming Hale County, AL, and one can only assume they voted for Santorum.
03/14/2012
03:40
Rush Limbaugh Loses More Sponsors
The Colbert Report
S8
The Army is pulling out of Rush Limbaugh's radio show due to Rush's sexist comments -- but they are staying in Afghanistan.
03/15/2012
03:53
Ireland's Imported Sperm & Ethnically Accurate Headgear
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen offers to solve Ireland's overpriced sperm problem, and presents some authentic cultural garments.
03/15/2012
05:07
Rick Santorum Visits Puerto Rico and Speaks from His Heart
The Colbert Report
S8
Mitt Romney wins Hawaii and American Samoa primaries, and Rick Santorum visits Puerto Rico.
03/15/2012
02:09
Airport Security for Senior Citizens
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen doesn't think TSA should give special treatment to elderly powder kegs.
03/15/2012
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